everybody lies

[guardiandevil]

TWO TRUTHS, ONE LIE MEME


✓  Post with your characters listing two true things and something completely fictional about them. These could be accomplishments, their deepest darkest secrets; it doesn't particularly matter just so long as two are true and one is a complete lie.
✓  Other characters respond with guesses as to which is the lie.
✓  Hilarity and shenanigans ensue.  Or possibly deep and meaningful conversations, who knows!
✓  No one is late.

Comments

[mocks]

I've been shot nine times... on the same day. Left me in the hospital for six months.

[nottheanswers]

Ouch. Sounds like a time I had once, but there were only two bullets involved in that one.

What happened?

[mocks]

Friendly fire.

I was working undercover, got surrounded by my own guys and shot before they heard Fury's command to hold their fire.

[nottheanswers]

It's always worse when it's your own people doing the shooting. Communications snafus seem somehow...less avoidable, at least on your end.