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[notastickwoman.livejournal.com]

THE FOLLOW ME HOME MEME.

Congratulations! The Porter has decided to send you home! But, even worse, it brought some of your friends (or enemies) with you!

1. Reply here with one character/comment or stick all of their names whatevs. (make it easy and put their canon names :D)
2. People reply.
3. They've been ported back to your character's canon!! (i.e Han posts > Eames replies > Eames is stuck in Star Wars and trolls Darth Vader's dreams as Padme)
4. ???
5. Profit.

Comments

[viced]

No, it was the Queen of England's. Of course it's mine!

[ Pacing. Pacing. Hands through hair. Oh shit this is. If James came through, then there might be a way for them to get through. ]

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Never took you for the Rocketeer type.

[viced]

Well, I kind of went with what I could come up with. [ code for: dreamt up ]

There's a reason its in my basement now.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Memories, hm? Cute. Can't say I've ever really collected them myself.

[viced]

They're best as reminders of what was, and can't be.

[ Looking around the room. There's nothing particularly incriminating, but there is a photograph, Mitchell passes it by on his sweep of the room, and refuses to draw attention to it. He focuses back on James. ]

How long do you think this will last?

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Hm? Oh, I'm sorry. I believe you've mistaken me for an expert in transdimensional travel.

[viced]

Fuck. And I can't get you back to where you belong. [ The only place he can get you is pretty much the equivalent of hell ]

Well, until we get suckered back into the city, I guess you're stuck here. It's pretty boring, actually.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Suppose it can't be much worse than being stuck in the city at any rate.



Any good looking girls at your office?

[viced]

I'll introduce you to my assistant, January. Just don't break her heart.

[ Wry look. Jan's probably a heartbreaker just like James ]

Although this might be worse. It's Washington DC, Bond. That's ten times worse than New York on a good day.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Ten times less interesting. Politics never was my strong suit.

[viced]

I never could've guessed. [ Pause. ] James, things are different here. Really different. You aren't going to go blowing up everything at every turn, are you?

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I'm aware of how a 'normal' society within a 'normal' world works, sir. I come from one.

[viced]

[ HHHHHHHH ]

Please put that down. It's kind of important. [ He puts his fingers to the bridge of his nose. It's like Q's workshop alright. ]

Besides, you have people trying to take over the world all the time. We don't have that here.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Bullshit. The universe is full of terrorists. You can't keep everyone happy all of the time.

Can I try it on?

[viced]

[ His head shoots to the side, and there's the look, one of those 'dammit' faces. ]

This world more than most. I'm not asking the President to send you single-handedly into the middle east armed with my jetpack. It won't even run for you, it uses my voice.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

You could always ask him to send me to somewhere like Fiji though.

[viced]

I could. Then again, I could use you here, too. You could join the Secret Service and kick their asses.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I don't work for the Americans.

[viced]

You worked for me, and I'm the fucking Vice-President of the United States!

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I worked for you when you were Mayor of the city. A difference.

Think the MI6 would have me-- Come to think of it, I forgot my wallet.

[viced]

Yep, although you could probably have a good career on the look-a-like circuit. Although I think you'd be outshone. I hear my numbers have been trending up, and that means more Great Machines are showing up at parties.

And SNL.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

Nothing like mocking politicians.

[viced]

Gee, thanks.

[doubleoohbaby.livejournal.com]

I imagine you're rather entertaining to imitate. Especially if it involves jetpacks.

[viced]

Are you kidding me? They were using Jason Sudeikis to play me, it's embarrassing. I was always in costume.