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THE FOLLOW ME HOME MEME.

Congratulations! The Porter has decided to send you home! But, even worse, it brought some of your friends (or enemies) with you!

1. Reply here with one character/comment or stick all of their names whatevs. (make it easy and put their canon names :D)
2. People reply.
3. They've been ported back to your character's canon!! (i.e Han posts > Eames replies > Eames is stuck in Star Wars and trolls Darth Vader's dreams as Padme)
4. ???
5. Profit.

Comments

[identical]

You were in an alternate universe for months and then got shoved back here without any warning. No duh you were unprepared. Anyone would be.

[deadthenred]

And look, now you might have to pay for it.

[identical]

Oh my god, I am this close to punching you right now. I'll be fine. Stop worrying.

[deadthenred]

You're stuck sixty years back even if we get outta the war zone.

[identical]

Yeah, I know. Trying not to think about that right now.

[deadthenred]

Maybe the Nazis've got a time machine.

[identical]

Or maybe the people back home'll find me. Or maybe I'll end up going crazy from the lack of Doritos. Who knows.

[deadthenred]

We'll find Cap. It'll be alright.

[identical]

Are you seriously trying to comfort me?

[deadthenred]

Would that really be a scandal?

[identical]

A scandal? No. Is it unnecessary? Yes.

... Thanks, though.

[deadthenred]

I'd like to find my partner for me, though, if that's alright.

[identical]

Alright, I'll shut up. Let's go.

[deadthenred]

Okay, you gotta stay right behind me, and try not to make much noise.

[identical]

Got it.

[deadthenred]

[Okay, let's say there are Nazis. Two of them. Over that way!! So Bucky will make a shushing gesture and point them out.]

[identical]

[ gwen freezes once she spots them and points to herself, then a convenient tree. because there are always convenient trees. cue shooing hand motions. go fight the nazis, bucky. she'll just wait over there. ]

[deadthenred]

[He will just... sneak up on them and bang their heads together. Proven comic book technique! He doesn't want to do anything too gruesome with girls watching, also, that is not very much fun for him. Since they are knocked out, he makes an "all clear" type motion at the convenient tree.]

[identical]

[ slowly... moves up beside him. holy shit there are two unconscious nazis on the ground. but, seriously? she raises an eyebrow at him and whispers as quietly as she can: ]

That was the lamest fight ever. Just so you know.

[deadthenred]

It worked, didn't it?

[He is rifling through their gear! He knows that besides the firearms, they've got a standard issue knife and also a shovel, canteen, and bread box. Mmmm, rations.]

[identical]

[ subject change!! since he's right and she doesn't have any room to bitch about it because holy shit nazis. ]

Either of them got a map?

[ that could be helpful. also, why is there a shovel that comes standard. that seems so random. ]

[deadthenred]

[The shovel is for digging trenches.]

Nope, that'd be too easy. Maybe if we find an officer. That guy's got binoculars, though.

[With a practiced air, he takes the sidearm from one of the unconscious Nazis, checks to make sure it is loaded, and then hands it to Gwen.]

[identical]

[ huh ]

[ she takes the gun carefully and just stares for a moment. ]

It's like an antique.

[deadthenred]

D'you want the submachine gun?

[identical]

Do you want me to end up accidentally shooting you in the butt?