Dear Abby...

[guardiandevil]

the advice column meme



✍ Post as your characters.
✍ Go around to other characters asking for advice of any kind.  This can be done logged in or anon.
✍ Respond to these pleas for help ICly.
✍ Shenanigans!
✍  ???
✍  Profit!
✍ Bonus points for actually playing out what you're advised to do!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

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Dear LaLO,

If you have any skill at all, it shouldn't take a sweeping gesture to convince them you're still a threat worth hating. Do the same thing they're doing to you; play hard to get and focus on other pasttimes. Your enemy may play at being glad when you act disinterested, but the idea that you're operating on your own, without them to stop you, will eat at them. Before you know it they'll be tracking you down to find out what you're doing. If that's not enough, take advantage of their apparent disinterest to execute a plan you know will horrify them. They'll be all the guiltier that they weren't close enough to you to stop it.

And be less obvious, Mr. Sionis.

[ebony-mask.livejournal.com]

Dammit, was I that obvious?

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You wouldn't have been, if she hadn't already told me.

[ebony-mask.livejournal.com]

...you two gossip about me?

I don't know how I feel about that.

[fingerbang]

Then you're lucky in that what you feel doesn't matter. Think of it as you staying on her mind.

[ebony-mask.livejournal.com]

Hoho, that warms my blackened, charbroiled heart.

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I'm here to help.