Dear Abby...

[guardiandevil]

the advice column meme



✍ Post as your characters.
✍ Go around to other characters asking for advice of any kind.  This can be done logged in or anon.
✍ Respond to these pleas for help ICly.
✍ Shenanigans!
✍  ???
✍  Profit!
✍ Bonus points for actually playing out what you're advised to do!

Comments

[ebony-mask.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Dear BM,

I think I have a skin condition. What moisturizer do you use for yours?

Thanks,
Not-Rosatia

[fingerbang]

oh fuck

[(Anonymous)]

[guardiandevil]

worst advice ever

[somethinglawful]

What should a totally rad chick get for her most awesome, uh, adult human custodian in order to celebrate a semi-religious holiday??

[yeah just pretend this is anonymous or something it's not like she isn't being totally transparent anyway]

[identical]

[(Anonymous)]

Gwen,

I am having trouble relating to people. Is there anything I can do differently to change their perceptions of me as strange, without compromising my integrity?

- Neuro-atypical

[rock-it-punch.livejournal.com]

Santo was made for this meme

[bests]

[(Anonymous)]

Carol,

Can I call you Carol?

-No Good At Flirting

[wins]

[crabulous]

everyone listen to zoidberg!

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Zoidberg,

I'd like to break out of jail and kill everyone involved in putting me there, do you have any tips for that? Especially for not ending up in jail again afterward.

Thanks,
Daydreaming of Murder

[nine-tries.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

[screwmeister]

this is the guy to go to for advice for sure

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Professor

How do I convince someone I can take care of myself?

[crucifriction.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Azrael,

If your universe suddenly ended and morphed into some horrific mockery of its former self, how would that effect your God?

Signed,
Wondering

[hexappeal]

[latexspectre]

[titaness]

[notjudah.livejournal.com]

see: universityofandy.com

[fantasycliche.livejournal.com]

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Miss Dragon Lady:

Do you have any tips on being evil?

[recurve]

[girlyboywonder.livejournal.com]

[trickshot]

[mocks]

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Bobbi Morse,

How do you tell someone you know their secret identity? Or should I just stay quiet about it?

[amoray]

the lovve doctor is in

[(Anonymous)]

[xuffasch]

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Robin

What would be a good present for a friend around your age?

[hellionated]

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Punk,

I have a problem with someone. Should I punch them in the face?

Thanks,

Hint It's You

[radiantly]

[batbogeyed]