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[guardiandevil]

the advice column meme



✍ Post as your characters.
✍ Go around to other characters asking for advice of any kind.  This can be done logged in or anon.
✍ Respond to these pleas for help ICly.
✍ Shenanigans!
✍  ???
✍  Profit!
✍ Bonus points for actually playing out what you're advised to do!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Azrael,

Honestly, as sound as the idea is, I'm a bit nervous. He's the kind to 'whip it out', if you know what I mean. And we've met once already, while he acted quite strangely, the smarmy devil.

Flattered.

[crucifriction.livejournal.com]

Dear You,

Perhaps he is now out of that phase and will act differently and accordingly. Maybe you will enjoy your meeting this time?

Azrael.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Azrael,

What if he puts it in me? What then?

Flattered.

[crucifriction.livejournal.com]

I know who you are,

Try to enjoy it. If you can't, pretend.

Azrael

[(Anonymous)]

Azrael,

Not very Christian of you, is it?

[crucifriction.livejournal.com]

Dear ,

Why isn't it?

Azrael.

[(Anonymous)]

What cheek are you turning? Because I'm not seeing your head move. It begs the question.

[crucifriction.livejournal.com]

Dear Arrogance,



Azrael.

[(Anonymous)]

Azrael,

Probably the most useful thing you've ever said.

- Arrogance Incarnate.

[crucifriction.livejournal.com]

Dear Arrogance,

Have you ever asked yourself: "Perhaps I want him to "stick it in me?" Maybe I crave the release I'll gain from it?"

Azrael.

[(Anonymous)]

Azzy, that's the worst come-on I've ever heard. Reverse-psychology come-ons, really?

- Arrogant, not gullible.

[crucifriction.livejournal.com]

Arrogant,

Just meet him.

Azrael.