Dear Abby...

[guardiandevil]

the advice column meme



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Comments

[amoray]

dear wwnm

first off my fuckin name is eridan thanks
secondly levvel this potential kismesis against any other black tangos youre currently engaged in
is this THE ONE
are you twwo likely to fuckin loathe each other into eternity or is this regular bullshit like disagreein moralities
decide if youd be compatible hatemates before doin anythin else or honestly youre settin yourself up for failure here
once thats decided if youre positivve you wwould like to continue this bellicose wwaltz burn his house dowwn to showw youre interested
otherwwise ignore him though that runs the risk a him tryin harder hell evventually groww bored
wwhat i wwould personally do here wwnm is fuckin go for it and see howw it goes
wwhats the wworst that could happen

sincerely
e.a.

[(Anonymous)]

[amoray]

wwnm

like i said wwnm you oughta go for it
i mean wwho fuckin KNOWWS if this other potential blackrom partner a yours is evver goin to showw up proper and you said it yourself wwhat youre feelin is the blackest rom youvve evver fuckin felt evver
the danger a this other indivvidual wwill only add spice to your caliginous affair
i wwould howwevver invvest in and prepare a vvariety a backup plans in case shit goes south includin a alert system to friends and lovved ones on the evvent a you disappearin suddenly
you knoww so they knoww to look for you

sincerely
e.a.

[(Anonymous)]