Dear Abby...

[guardiandevil]

the advice column meme



✍ Post as your characters.
✍ Go around to other characters asking for advice of any kind.  This can be done logged in or anon.
✍ Respond to these pleas for help ICly.
✍ Shenanigans!
✍  ???
✍  Profit!
✍ Bonus points for actually playing out what you're advised to do!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Azrael,

If your universe suddenly ended and morphed into some horrific mockery of its former self, how would that effect your God?

Signed,
Wondering

[crucifriction.livejournal.com]

Wondering,

It wouldn't, and it is blasphemy to even pose that question. I advice visiting your local center of worship and perhaps getting counseling there.

You're Welcome,
Azrael

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Azrael,

That advice seems inconsistent with my secular beliefs.

Signed,
Still Wondering

[crucifriction.livejournal.com]

Still Wondering,

The advice is unchanging.

No Problem,
Azrael