Dear Abby...

[guardiandevil]

the advice column meme



✍ Post as your characters.
✍ Go around to other characters asking for advice of any kind.  This can be done logged in or anon.
✍ Respond to these pleas for help ICly.
✍ Shenanigans!
✍  ???
✍  Profit!
✍ Bonus points for actually playing out what you're advised to do!

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Robin,

I'm not accustomed to spending time with children. Are they offended when adults speak to them like small adults? It would be more convenient for me.

-No Bearing On You

[xuffasch]

Dear No Bearing on Your Face,

I am sure it would be lovely if the hold world made itself more convenient for you, but thankfully that isn't how things work. Children are not "small adults", they are people. They should neither be talked down to nor burdened with your stupidity.

Take note.

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Robin,

How do you want me to speak to you?

-NBOY

[xuffasch]

Dear Pointless Acronym,

You should address me as you would anyone else, only adding considerably more respect.

[hacktivist]

We'll see.

[xuffasch]

I guess we will.