guardiandevil: (braille)
matt murdock's life is out of control. ([personal profile] guardiandevil) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2011-12-04 08:25 pm

Dear Abby...

the advice column meme



✍ Post as your characters.
✍ Go around to other characters asking for advice of any kind.  This can be done logged in or anon.
✍ Respond to these pleas for help ICly.
✍ Shenanigans!
✍  ???
✍  Profit!
✍ Bonus points for actually playing out what you're advised to do!

[identity profile] fantasycliche.livejournal.com 2011-12-05 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Sadly nebulous definition of "evil" aside (I'm not even convinced it actually exists), yes, I do.

Don't be afraid to act upon your vengeful instincts. If someone has wronged you, why shouldn't you pluck off parts of their face? It's your right. And oh, if someone betrays you, why, you have full license to hunt down their friends and family and kill them in front of this traitor, before finally finishing off him or her. But remember to do it slowly, or no lessons will be learned.

And finally, remember that there's no harm in acting out in wanton cruelty, with no particular cause behind it. It's healthy to release stress in the form of indiscriminate torture and murder.

Sincerely,
Miss Dragon Lady