Dear Abby...

[guardiandevil]

the advice column meme



✍ Post as your characters.
✍ Go around to other characters asking for advice of any kind.  This can be done logged in or anon.
✍ Respond to these pleas for help ICly.
✍ Shenanigans!
✍  ???
✍  Profit!
✍ Bonus points for actually playing out what you're advised to do!

Comments

[identical]

Douchebag,

'Butt fuck' has two t's. 'But fuck' only has one.

Have a shitty day,
Gwen

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Gwen,

It still sounds fucking ridiculous and dirty if you read it out loud. Also, the comma isn't dead yet, some trying to speed the process along.

Yours truly,
RH

[identical]

Douchebag,

Maybe to a pervert like you it would. If we were actually being grammatically correct, there still wouldn't be a comma after but. It would be 'No, but fuck them.'

Have an even shittier day,
Gwen