WHAT IS LOVE BABY DON'T HURT ME

[thepornstache.livejournal.com]

TEST DRIVE MEME



1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNAL OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE

Comments

[viced]

[ o-oh what's up machine guy... ]

[safetydancing.livejournal.com]

[With sunglasses in his face and everything, imagine him tapping his cheek whenever one lens gets stuck]

[viced]

[ Ew gross

Except the shades are pretty sweet ]

You've got a lot of extras there, don't you?

[safetydancing.livejournal.com]

There was a sale.

[viced]

Isn't there always? Go a bit overboard?

[safetydancing.livejournal.com]

The provider was feeling generous.

[viced]

Well shit, if they're going to give you a boost on that end, why not go all out?

[safetydancing.livejournal.com]

[A pause, and then a slow cross of his arms]

I would be dead if I didn't have them.

[viced]

[ Oh ]

I'd say that's a good reason for the health coverage, then.

[safetydancing.livejournal.com]

You could say that.

... You a fan?

[viced]

Of machines? I don't know, they're annoying fuckers, that's for sure.

[safetydancing.livejournal.com]

Really?

[viced]

I'd know better than anyone, that's for sure. They really are.

[safetydancing.livejournal.com]

Had some undesirable close encounters?

[viced]

Most of them, actually. At the very least, they're needy.

[safetydancing.livejournal.com]

How so?

[viced]

Okay think of it like this: you're surrounded by millions of things that you generally don't communicate with, and then all of the sudden someone walks by you can talk to for the first time in a long time. You're going to chat a motherfucker up, right?