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THE EGG BABY MEME

How It Works
post your characters
tag other characters (or who anon tells you to)
CONGRATULATIONS you are now the proud parents of one bouncing bundle of eggbaby joy!!
play it out

Scenarios:
1. Day one: there's a first time for everything. Why is it crying? What does it want? How do I feed it? Send help.
2. TLC: your eggbaby is ill and what are you going to do about it?
3. I WANT A DIVORCE: your partner is slacking and this is a two-person job! It's not your turn this weekend; it's theirs! How can they bail on you? Don't argue too loud or you'll wake the baby.
4. Delusion: uhh... you know that's an egg, right? Not a real baby? Honey? Sweetheart?
5. Wildcard: choose your own adventure!

(( for your reference ))

waiting

In honor of Jill's birthday (not for another 2 hours in her timezone, so this is technically a little early), have a meme! u_u

THE FANSERVICE MEME

!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

glimmers

☀ Welcome to the Couples Retreat! ☀

Sun, sand, drinks, and above all: trust exercises! You've woken up next to your very lovely spouse-- Oh, you mean that isn't your spouse? That's not any way to talk about them! You made a commitment, and you should hold to that, no matter how rough things get! You can complain all you want, but by the time you get out of here, you'll be professing your love to your significant other.

Or else.

This open rp was stolen lovingly from Jill!

goateese

the CLIFF/SHAG/MARRY meme
(With a twist)

The RULES
❯ Post with your character
❯ Comment to other characters with three options
❯ Answer with who you'd cliff, shag, or marry
❯ AND HERE IS THE TWIST: Then act out those options with the characters!
❯ HAVE FUN and nobody is ever late!

glassbox

the angst in your face meme
WERE YOU PLANNING NOT TO HAVE FEELS TONIGHT?
TOO DAMN BAD.

post as your characters.
anon replies w/ another character + number.
thread out the corresponding scenario.
cry a lot.

scenarios
1. BREAK UP:
your characters were together, but fuck happy endings. for some reason or another, you're breaking up. your relationship will never be a disney movie.

2. SNAPPING POINT:
you've had enough. you've been putting up with that one thing you dislike about this other character for too long -- maybe it's a secret you've been keeping for them, a little tick they have, past history, or the way they've been treating you, but you can't let it rest anymore.

3. HAUNTING:
you've been dead for some time. but maybe by hallucination, by dream, or the supernatural, you've come back from the other side to visit this other character, maybe to remind them of debts owed, old feelings, or times long past.

4. MERCY KILLING:
you've become very, very sick. or maybe you've been injured and all that awaits you is a slow, painful death. for whatever reason, the other character is your only salvation. you have to convince them to help you die.

5. SEPARATION:
for some reason or another, the time has come for you and this character to be apart for a while. a long while. maybe you're not even sure if you'll ever see them again.

6. ONE-SIDED ROMANCE:
they love you? they love you not. love's a cruel mistress. maybe you're confessing, or maybe they already know -- but this other character just doesn't have the same feelings that you do.

7. LOSS:
you've lost something terribly important to you. something that's like a piece of your soul -- or someone. either way, this other character is the only person who can console you now.

8. AMNESIA:
they can't remember who you are, what you shared, or what you meant to them. at best, it's all a vague blur -- at worst, it's like you never even existed.

glassbox

ｍｏｒｎｉｎｇａｆｔｅｒｍｅｍｅ

post as your character.
anon responds with other characters.
your characters wake up in bed together.

fronttowardenemy

HOW TO PLAY

♬ Post your characters
♬ Anon will give you another character, a song of choice and a scenario
♬ PLAY IT OUT

SCENARIOS

♬ 1) Serenade: against your character's better judgement, they are now singing their heart out to someone else.
♬ 2) Duet: oh no, not only have you fallen prey, but the object of your musical devotion does as well! Somehow, you both know the words to this song?
♬ 3) Dance: the music is right and you're feeling the mood. Take your partner by the hand and go!
♬ 4) Battle Theme: wait what? You're suddenly compelled to fight with your voice! What's wrong with using your fists?
♬ 5) The Final Number: the curtain is closing on your character, and this is their goodbye. They're going out with a big finish.

goateese

the HOW I WOULD TAP THAT meme

►post with your characters
►comment to other characters with the name of another character (either logged in or ICly)
►Respond to those questions with how your character would tap that!
►nobody is ever late, and as always, make it hideous

illbebach

THE REALIGNMENT MEME

>>> OH NO YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED TO RADIOACTIVE ANTIMATTER FROM THE EIGHTH DIMENSION AND NOW YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE MORAL ALIGNMENT THAT YOU USUALLY ARE. But don't worry! There are ways to cure that!

THE RULES

01 POST AS YOUR CHARACTER STATING WHAT MORAL ALIGNMENT YOUR CHARACTER HAS SWITCHED TO. This can be the binary Good/Evil or something more nuanced like along the D&D spectrum, just as long as it's an approximate opposite of what your character is normally like, morally speaking.
02 COMMENT TO OTHER PEOPLE either anonymously or logged in TELLING THEM WHO TO CURE! So you'll comment to X's character with Y's name + the curing method number as listed below. Specify if you want X to be realigned as well in that thread OTHERWISE assume X is normal.
03 THREAD OUT THE SCENARIO FOR AT LEAST FIVE COMMENTS otherwise you will have failed curing dear, dear Y -- and how can you live with that guilt??
04 HAVE A TERRIBLY FUN TIME.

THE CURES

1] Physical intimacy. Either hugging or kissing or second base, there's only one rule: it must be a sincere effort.
2] Take them hostage. The only way to reverse the effects of scientifically sound radioactive antimatter from the eighth dimension is to kidnap the patient and hope they develop Stockholm Syndrome, or come to their senses.
3] Self-sacrifice. The only way to bring them back is to let them kill you/maim you. Or make them kill you/maim you.
4] Interrogation. You MUST force them to reveal a secret about themselves, or they'll be stuck this way forever. You can be as kind and persuasive or as Orwellian as you need to be.
5] Make them laugh. If you can make them laugh, you've reversed this unseemly and totally realistic ailment!
6] Therapy. Convince them that talking this out is the best solution -- because it's the only way to save them!
7] Confess your true feelings ABOUT THEM to them! The truth will set someone free.
8] Wait, you actually already have a magicscience/deus ex machina cure! But you have to FORCE the serum into them, by ANY MEANS.
9] Good old fashion smack around. Yes BEATING PEOPLE UP, isn't that what heroes do?!

goateese

Things Unspoken Meme

✔ Post with your characters.
✔ Other characters respond and comment ICly with something they'd like to say to them (or a question for them) but haven't. Or, things they have, but would like to say again.
✔ It can be something incredibly minor or something incredibly serious.
✔ React ICly.
✔ Have fun!

goateese

MORNING AFTER MEME

GET YO ASSES IN THERE

demonspawn

generic holiday scenario meme
STEP 1 Post your character.
STEP 2 Roll for scenarios and hit up other characters.

1. You're My Christmas Present:
For some reason, you're exchanging gifts. Whether they're actually good gifts is an entirely different matter altogether.

2. Kissin' By the Mistletoe:
You're standing under the mistletoe. You do the math.

3. Walking in a Winter Wonderland:
Two words: snow day! Enjoy the first snow of the season by starting a snowball fight, or maybe by hitting up the slopes.

4. Who Spiked the Eggnog?:
Somebody put something with more of a kick than nutmeg into whatever both of you were drinking. Are you just pleasantly tipsy, or totally blitzed?

5. Baby, It's Cold Outside:
Your typical blanket scenario fic. Maybe you got snowed in and the power is out, or maybe you got stranded in the mountains with nothing but a survival blanket between you; either way, now you have to share body heat!

6. Stuff Your Face With Stuffing:
There is a lot of holiday food. (Including a hideous fruitcake.) It is your responsibility to eat it together.

#. WILD CARD: Pick any of the above, or make up your own!

goateese

THE FORCED HONESTY MEME

➠ comment with your characters confessing their deep, dark secrets
➠ comment to other characters with questions, reactions, confessions, whatever
➠ hideous conversations in which there are no brain-to-mouth filters happen
➠ no one is late, everyone wins, this text mostly stolen from leah

goateese

TRUTH OR DARE (OR CONSEQUENCES!)

HOW THIS WORKS
➤ Post with your characters!
➤ Other characters (or players, if you so choose!) ask "Truth or Dare"
➤ Select Truth or Dare, and yeah the rest of this goes pretty standard like Truth or Dare
➤ EXCEPT: If your character doesn't choose to follow through with the truth or dare, there will be consequences.

( THE CONSEQUENCES )

foreshadower

THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

Three years from now, whatever all the imPorts were called in for has been solved. The porter, in either a cruel motion or out of kindness, gives the imports a 72 hours before sending them back. It's not much time, or maybe too much, depending on the character. How are you going to spend the last time you have in the City? Maybe say goodbye to all of your friends, or finally get what you want out of it all? Will you conclude your relationship, or will things be left unsaid before you're ported out?

» post with your character(s)!
» optional: write a blurb on who your character has become, their feelings on the situation, etc.
» backtag forever. no, seriously. backtag forever.
» gross sobbing will ensue
» adapted from soul_skirmish. (thanks, bros!) and Lucy (thanks baby!)

goateese

It's time for the Morning after Open RP!

Pimp it, post in it, do what you want! I'm bringing it back!

goateese

THE "FOLLOW ME HOME" MEME

Congratulations! You've been returned home! Whether to your pleasure or disgust, the porter has also sent your friends (or enemies) home with you!

1. Post as your characters!
2. Reply to other characters!
3. They've been ported back to your character's homeworld! Interact as you wish! (i.e. Lust posts, Tony replies, Tony gets dickstabbed in Amestris instead of the City)
4. Have fun!
5. Nobody is late! Ever!

viced

THE FANSERVICE MEME

glimmers

CELEBRITY DREAM CAST MS PAINT/PHOTOSHOP MEME

1. Post your characters
2. Respond to other characters with a celebrity who either looks like them, reminds your of them, should portray them in C&C: The Motion Picture, etc. You can suggest as many celebrities as you like! It's fun and lulzy!
3. MS Paint or Photoshop that celebrity as your character!
4. ???
5. Profit!

viced

As some of us have been getting e-mail notifications, let's take a trip down memory lane (if you're not too embarassed) and share all of the old, ancient accounts we have that may be purged here soon!

So uh, let's see them! Share the gorey details too, if you're brave enough, and we can all laugh at our old, old, old accounts, and the shenanigans of ancient rping days past.

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cry your eyes out tbh.

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TRUTH OR DARE (or consequences!)

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HAHA REMEMBER THIS ONE GUYS?

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