☀ couples retreat meme ☀

[glimmers]

☀ Welcome to the Couples Retreat! ☀

Sun, sand, drinks, and above all: trust exercises! You've woken up next to your very lovely spouse-- Oh, you mean that isn't your spouse? That's not any way to talk about them! You made a commitment, and you should hold to that, no matter how rough things get! You can complain all you want, but by the time you get out of here, you'll be professing your love to your significant other.

Or else.

This open rp was stolen lovingly from Jill!

Comments

helena wayne ; old skool dc earth-2

[amiga]

[Who doesn't want a secretive, food-obsessed vigilante as a wife? You lucky dog, you.]

matt murdock ; marvel 616

[guardiandevil]

[You married this guy? I hate to say it but you had this coming.]

better late than never?

[latrodectus]

I don't see the point.

[ She's speaking about the trust exercises. Probably. ]

frank castle ; marvel 616

[fronttowardenemy]

[ why would you marry this? ]

[retropolis]

[ Because he's handsome and also warm, therefore perfect for Nelson to curl against. And take up about half the bed. ]

kirei kotomine ; fate/zero

[god_damned]

[ same question. ]

[failedprotagonist]

[Okay, I couldn't resist.

You're in bed with Kiritsugu, Kirei, what now? Kiritsugu is rolled over on his side, innocently sleeping the sleep of the (mostly) just.]

Mitchell Hundred | Ex Machina

[viced]

[ All of the nopes in the world can't nope as much as this guy. Seriously, this can only end in tears. ]

I would say sorry. Except I'm not

[aggressiveapathy]

So. Does this make me queen of the City.

[April isn't even undressed under the covers. Much. She's in strapless bra and panties, but to her that just translates to 'too hot in the room to sleep with clothes on.' Still. She's keeping that detail a secret by letting the magical L shaped sheet cover her chest.]

Hooded Justice | Watchmen

[ropedin]

[ Just no. Nobody would ask for this. ]

[retropolis]

[ Well, somebody might. Maybe. Except he's asleep, curled against Hooded Justice with his face buried against his pillow. ]

doctor zoidberg ; futurama

[crabulous]

[LUCKY YOU!!]

[sorcerersupreme]

[Not lucky. Not lucky at all.

Why is he here again? Where is the alcohol?]

Kenzi | Lost Girl

[wisecracked]

[Somehow this happened...]

(cross marian ; d.gray man.)

[ioudas]

(because you want to take care of a man child.)

roy harper ; dc comics

[shotup]

[Ladies...]

(larsa soldior ; ffxii.)

[solidorkable]

(mandatory prince charming. also, 15.)

jessica wakefield ; sweet valley high

[sweetvalleygirl]

[Let's be real, she's here for the beach vacation. She's also incredibly good at getting married. Staying married? Well, that's another story.]

Santo Vaccarro/Rockslide | X-Men

[rocksforbrains]

[Ladies.]

Shinji Ikari | Neon Genesis Evangelion (manga)

[lastnerv]

[why would you ever]

April Ludgate | Parks and Rec

[aggressiveapathy]

[This is what happens when double dog dares are made.]

Serendipity | Dogma

[musement]

[Hope you weren't counting on that sex thing.]

Pink Floyd | The Wall

[backatthehotel]

[oh no]

norman osborn | marvel

[osreborn]

[ No. ]

kate bishop ; marvel

[recurve]

[Who wants to marry an 18 year old.]

nelson gardner | watchmen

[retropolis]

[ Double no. ]

[nothulk]

[ I think you mean double-yes.

Don't mind the teenager lightly snoring next to you in his t-shirt and boxers, Nelly. It's just that this is a really comfortable bed. And he's used to smaller people than him cuddling up next to him while he sleeps. Whoops. ]

[deductives]

[FUQ]

Quentin Quire | x-mens

[futureleader]

[you wanna marry a 17 year old??]

zatanna zatara | dc & vertigo comics why even is this

[hexappeal]

[Doting, touchy-feely, and comes with two dozen rabbits. She's perfect.]

Klaus | From Eroica with Love

[panzerlied]

[ Enjoy your angry German with personal space issues. ]

teddy altman | young avengers

[nothulk]

[ Any beach is better than the last one Ted hit up, lbr. ]

lmao sorry

[soultospare]

Ooh! Look at that sunshine! It's so pretty, don't you think so?