HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YO.

[demonspawn]

generic holiday scenario meme STEP 1 Post your character. STEP 2 Roll for scenarios and hit up other characters. 1. You're My Christmas Present: For some reason, you're exchanging gifts. Whether they're actually good gifts is an entirely different matter altogether. 2. Kissin' By the Mistletoe: You're standing under the mistletoe. You do the math. 3. Walking in a Winter Wonderland: Two words: snow day! Enjoy the first snow of the season by starting a snowball fight, or maybe by hitting up the slopes. 4. Who Spiked the Eggnog?: Somebody put something with more of a kick than nutmeg into whatever both of you were drinking. Are you just pleasantly tipsy, or totally blitzed? 5. Baby, It's Cold Outside: Your typical blanket scenario fic. Maybe you got snowed in and the power is out, or maybe you got stranded in the mountains with nothing but a survival blanket between you; either way, now you have to share body heat! 6. Stuff Your Face With Stuffing: There is a lot of holiday food. (Including a hideous fruitcake.) It is your responsibility to eat it together. #. WILD CARD: Pick any of the above, or make up your own!

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[demonspawn]

1

[centurybaby]

Here.

[ she shoves something into his arms unceremoniously. it's a white box, like the kind you'd get at a department store, and it's unwrapped except for a red ribbon tied around it, complete with a lopsided bow. ]

Got you something, asshole.

[glassbox]

[viced]

[waiting]

[ how could this possibly go wrong. ]

4

[centurybaby]

[ she must be crashing the city hall christmas eve party or something. god knows why the girl keeps appearing to harass these government employees periodically, but the night isn't complete until she's given bradbury a hard time, so there she is, puffing away at her usual cigarette.

at least she's offering him a plastic cup of eggnog. ]

Bet you're missing your cute kids right about now.

[motherflocker]

1

[centurybaby]

Hey! Think fast, Ozzie.

[ she tosses something at him. it may or may not be one of these. ]

Kinda looks like you, huh. Now it just needs a penguin babe for each fucking arm.

[heartlessglitch]

3

[viced]

[ Fuck. If I. Know. Why are they even hanging out, but it's fucking snowing ok, and Mitch is too busy thinking about how much it costs to clear the roads to really enjoy this shit, but he's hanging with a robot for some reason and that's ok right??

Danger would appreciate the numbers. Probably. Maybe. Mitch is a little too fixated on that kind of thing, though. He's not throwing any snowballs, but he might be kicking at this shit with disgust, because ugh. ]

[foreshadower]

5 swear to god it was RNG

[zazz]

[They're lost in some woods somehow for some reason, which isn't the first time this has happened to Pickles, and, just like all the other times, he failed to bring a coat. A cut off tshirt is not a suitable winter outfit.]

W-Why the fuck did I l-let yew talk me out here.

[It was actually probably Pickles' idea but hell if he'll admit it.]

[liverletdie]

[deductives]

4

[viced]

[ Welp. I have no idea where they're at, but I guess they're drinking somewhere. In public. And someone put too much shit in the eggnog, but he's trying to be nice and smile through the really shitty, ridiculously spiked eggnog.

Which means he's drunk enough that he's just starting to show it. Which for Mitch is pretty drunk, Mr. 'I only have one a night'. I guess they're just debating something, idek. ]

[cloud9]

[tenpoints]

1

[heartlessglitch]

[ they're probably in a lab together somewhere, surrounded by computers. that seems inevitable anyway, though god knows what they're doing working on christmas of all days. danger's never been particularly festive or religious though-- it doesn't strike her as productive, and superstition she finds to be more or less a human thing. she knows who her creator is. so christmas is just a lot of (jingle) bells and whistles.

nevertheless, without looking up from her work on whatever joint project they have, she says a bit unreadably: ]

When you have a moment, there is something I wish to show you, Q.

[centurybaby]

[clobberin]

[handsomejack]

5

[heartlessglitch]

[ being trapped in an asylum with the power out sounds like something more appropriate for holidays in october than december, but bad luck knows no season. so much for that tour she promised. with the emergency security protocols she has installed, the entire facility is in lockdown, leaving them trapped in one of the patient wings.

she's interfacing with the main system remotely even as she talks out loud: ]

The storm has impacted the main generators.
The secondary generators are currently being utilized to maintain basic systems and security.
I am attempted to reroute power, but it may be some time.

[namekian]

[maggotbone]

[culver]

[ecphrasis]

[klutziness]

[psychomancy]

[symmachy]

[girlverine]

[paints_lanterns]

[foreverbouncing]

[zazz]

How dare someone spike the egg nog.