http://thepornstache.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] thepornstache.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2011-12-14 05:44 pm
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WHAT IS LOVE BABY DON'T HURT ME

TEST DRIVE MEME



1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNAL OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE
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[identity profile] formidophobia.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I could be biased, I see their worst sides in my line of work.

[slowly looking over his glasses...] Please. Elucidate.

[personal profile] traumatizes 2011-12-15 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Look, whoever you are. I spend all day, every day, seeing everybody's worst fears. It takes way more than this to scare me.

[identity profile] formidophobia.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[now he looks surprised... keenly interested... like a child first hearing about Christmas where you get all kinds of free shit for nothin and all you gotta do is make a list] Is that right.

What a fascinating gift.

[personal profile] traumatizes 2011-12-15 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
[beat

That was not the reaction he was expecting.] ... Yeah, it makes me real popular at parties.
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[identity profile] formidophobia.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well. Ordinary people have notoriously bad taste.

I'm Dr. Crane... Dr. Jonathan Crane. And what's your name?

[personal profile] traumatizes 2011-12-15 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
... Terrance. --Ward. [PAUSE] Trauma.

[identity profile] formidophobia.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
...Terrance. Or--do you prefer Trauma?

[personal profile] traumatizes 2011-12-15 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Terrance. Christ, I don't need to be that dramatic all the time.

[identity profile] formidophobia.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not so sure about that. A good number of my associates know me as Scarecrow.

Part of being what we are is remaking ourselves in our own image.

[personal profile] traumatizes 2011-12-15 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Look, I'm not some kind of mask-wearing spaz. I only have a codename because Tony Stark made everyone with powers register and join the army or whatever.

[identity profile] formidophobia.livejournal.com 2011-12-15 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
...that ought to be illegal. That's involuntary conscription, and you can hardly help having powers.

Did you pick your name yourself? I do like it.

[personal profile] traumatizes 2011-12-15 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. Tell that to the government, I guess.

[PAUSE... totally doesn't look a tiny bit pleased about that shut up!!!] Yeah. It sure as hell fits.

[identity profile] formidophobia.livejournal.com 2011-12-16 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose I could. I've never really been a political creature.

Mm. My enemies chose mine for me, but it really is perfect. Have you always felt...different, from the others?
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