TEST DRIVE MEME 1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC 2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD! 3. APP THEM ALL NOW! 4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE
Mother of motherboards, it's like I'm TALKING to a Commodore 64. Give me a C-prompt! A bouncy C-prompt!
I will now commence throwing out the names of various A.I.'s in popular culture! Stop me when a "system" sounds familiar and we can progress from there!
THE LAWNMOWER MAN. C-3P0. WOPR. VIRTUAL UNREALITY. HAL 9000. SKYNET. R2-D2. R5-D4. LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA. DR. EVIL'S FEMBOTS. ROBBIE THE ROBOT. KRYTEN. FRITZ LANG'S MACHINE-MAN. HALEY JOEL GODDAMNED OSMENT. IG-88. OPTIMUS PRIME. CY-KILL. ROBOCOP. DOT MATRIX.
[The (\/) on his golden eye twirls and spins around until it's glowing a menacing red. Gun detaches itself from his hip, floating into the air to align the proper shot.]
Are you suggesting I unsay something I've said, which is impossible without the proper chronospheric accoutrements?
[Casually, an invisible personal force-field is activated with a flick of his thumb.]
"Take it back?" Honestly? Why am I surprised that I've been trapped swirling downward toilet-style in a conversation that peaks at about a fourth-grade level of discourse?
"Take it back." If I call your mother a fax machine with loose morals, I can then simply say four magic words and the prior insult vanishes in your mind? Or do I just type "undo" in the vapid, blinking C prompt that appears to be your mind?
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And by "system," you probably mean a Commodore 64.
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I will now commence throwing out the names of various A.I.'s in popular culture! Stop me when a "system" sounds familiar and we can progress from there!
THE LAWNMOWER MAN.
C-3P0.
WOPR.
VIRTUAL UNREALITY.
HAL 9000.
SKYNET.
R2-D2.
R5-D4.
LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA.
DR. EVIL'S FEMBOTS.
ROBBIE THE ROBOT.
KRYTEN.
FRITZ LANG'S MACHINE-MAN.
HALEY JOEL GODDAMNED OSMENT.
IG-88.
OPTIMUS PRIME.
CY-KILL.
ROBOCOP.
DOT MATRIX.
I AM ALREADY TIRED OF DOING THIS.
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Dot? You know my sister?
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You are claiming to be RELATED TO JOAN RIVERS FROM "SPACEBALLS?!"
You are spawned from SPACEBALLS FAN FICTION?!
MY KINGDOM FOR A HAMMER THE SIZE OF THIS ENTIRE WORLD, SO THAT I MIGHT SMASH IT TO HELL.
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Who's Joan Rivers?
I'm talking about my sister, Dot. Dot Matrix.
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If your sister is named after a PRINTER, I look forward to meeting your mother Xerox and your father HP ALL-IN-ONE SERIES 5600.
And since you obviously need every bit of clarification possible. that was sarcasm and I never want to meet your parents or your sister.
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Gun. Command Line. Target.
[The (\/) on his golden eye twirls and spins around until it's glowing a menacing red. Gun detaches itself from his hip, floating into the air to align the proper shot.]
...take it back. Now.
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Are you suggesting I unsay something I've said, which is impossible without the proper chronospheric accoutrements?
[Casually, an invisible personal force-field is activated with a flick of his thumb.]
"Take it back?" Honestly? Why am I surprised that I've been trapped swirling downward toilet-style in a conversation that peaks at about a fourth-grade level of discourse?
"Take it back." If I call your mother a fax machine with loose morals, I can then simply say four magic words and the prior insult vanishes in your mind? Or do I just type "undo" in the vapid, blinking C prompt that appears to be your mind?