beep beep get out of the way

[gobias]

TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE

Comments

"Mitch" Malone / Bruce Wayne / Nolanverse, pre-Batman

[andthethrill]

[Hey. Batcast. Does this scruffy young man picking pockets and doing small time cons look familiar to you? Must be your imagination. Mitch Malone doesn't know anything about any missing heirs to the Wayne fortune...]

[futurebatwoman]

[ Have a complete confused Batwoman landing in front of you, openly gaping and not even bothering to pretend she's not. At least she followed you and waited until no one else was around? ]

Picking pockets? Really?

[dispossessed]

[ there is one (1) confused looking noldorin ex-prince on the network. ]

Pray tell, why is it that furniture built by this IKEA is so poorly crafted and yet is recommended to one wishes for a table? Even the least skilled carpenter among my people could carve something more sturdy and reliable than this... Klubbo.

[antivenom]

It's cheap, mostly? I think.

[pantsnow]

Hello! I'm Leslie Knope, Deputy-- Well. Actually. I'm not Deputy Director of anything at the moment! I'm Leslie Knope, concerned citizen.

It's come to my attention, through hours of endless research, that a lot of the grass in the local parks have reached dangerous levels of dehydration, and not one of the local authorities have put a stop to it!

That's why I've designed a eighteen point action plan for improving the quality of care that our lawns receive, which I will read to you now. Okay. Number one-

[The feed cuts off now. Mercifully.]

[scienceho]

Grass? You speak to me of grass?

WE ARE ABDUCTEES ON AN ALIEN WORLD, WOMAN. Give me an 18 point action plan on getting the hell out of here!

oh god I need better icons

[invioletwill]

[Three guesses why they call Zebediah The Purple Man. The first two don't count. He's picking at the power nullifier around his ankle, looking mildly annoyed.]

Now. I understand not wanting to start some big confrontation, but was this really necessary? This isn't even in-story.

Arcee || Transformers Prime

[jacksfirst]

[Sitting up on a rooftop somewhere, looking rather comfortable. Let's not worry about how she got up there. She actually looks content for a change.]

Okay. Maybe being stuck here, in this body, isn't so bad.

ohai

[seekerfemme]

[Jet coming in for a landing, beep beep! Or rather, she saw a new person on the rooftop.

Have some purple jet trails and a landing not so far away.]

Well, well. New in town?

[big_daddy]

[Oh shit, it's a zombie! With a gun! Seriously, that can't be good. Except he appears to just be lumbering around and peering... curiously...? at his surroundings, and growling warningly at anyone who gets too close. It's almost like he's got some brain inside that rotten head of his.]

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

[ oh my gods, that is totally a zombie. Did Xykon get imported or something? ]

Hi!

Eddie Brock | Marvel 616

[antivenom]

[Perched on a traffic light, openly admiring his surroundings. Looking excited.] This definitely qualifies as too good to be true.

[incywincyhero]

This definitely qualifies as too horrible not to be true.

Monet St. Croix | Marvel - X-Factor

[insufferablysmug]

[ Casually sitting in thin air in the middle of the sidewalk outside the porter building as she checks out her communicator, trying to figure out what's going on. ]

I want my iPhone back.

[superspeeds]

The life expectancy on those things wouldn't make them a good choice here.

Enzo (\/)atrix || Reboot

[alphanumeric]

[Traveling to new "Systems" was nothing new to the self-proclaimed Renegade. In fact, he would have thought nothing out of the ordinary...if it weren't for the fact that neither his lover nor his faithful canine companion were with him. A fact that he didn't like one bit.]

AndrAIa? Frisket?

What in the Net?

SKDHFGKSDHFUyersi

[andr_ai_a]

[Little did he know]

Wh- Enzo!

[Boy is she relieved. She sighs.]

I'm... so glad to see you. I was afraid we were separated. Where are you?

Jessica "J.B." Fletcher || Murder, She Wrote

[deus_ex_typewriter]

[There is a lovely middle-aged woman staring into the communicator screen, awkwardly trying to push at the buttons.]

Hello? Is anybody out there?

My name is Jessica Fletcher. I'm afraid I've gotten myself a little lost...to put it mildly.

YES

[hacktivist]

[well lots of people have trouble with the comms, replying in text]

ordinarily I'd point you to a guide but the communicator system has been changed recently and no guides have yet been written

you are broadcasting to an intranet of similarly lost individuals

do you have questions? :}

[cromagnon]

[This average looking guy is already in the MAC, leaning against the window sill. He looks about 35; he's really not.]

I would have liked somewhere with a fireplace.

[He looks like he really wants to say more, but he stops.]

I can totally do it right this time (no I can't)

[dishbestserved]

[ so there's a guy in a blue parka frowning at a roadmap while standing on the sidewalk ]

...The hell did the twin cities go?

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

[Stops to look down at him on his way to a marina.]

...Man, you must be bakin' in that thing.

Daria Morgendorffer | Daria

[onmyneck]

I honestly thought that fashion couldn't get any worse than it was in the 90s. How wrong I was. I've seen the future, and it's wearing skinny jeans, an ill fitting jumper and horn rimmed glasses.

[jacksfirst]

I, uh, take it that's bad?

Firo Prochainezo | Baccano!

[prettyface]

[ He's more preoccupied by his surroundings than anything else right now. Sure there's the communicator he turned on to worry about, but it's not every day you wake up in a new surrounding to find out the architecture of your city is completely different. ]

Now this is unusual.

[sanguinosi]

[Ladd doesn't recognize this guy at all, but the style of his hat looks distinctively old fashioned.]

Now, a man wearing a hat! Ain't that a sight for sore eyes. Not many people around here even bother to wear a properly tailored hat. It's a tragedy, it really goddamn is!

Sir Ystin, the Shining Knight | DC

[androgyknight]

[Ah, it's a tranquil, pleasant day in the park. That is, until a large shadow falls across the path and a voice shouts in ancient Welsh:]

<Out of the way, you morons!>

[Luckily, everyone dives out of the way just in time for a large, white pegasus and her golden-armored rider to land and slow to a trot.]

Re: Sir Ystin, the Shining Knight | DC

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

[Not everyone, unfortunately, as proven by the shark-man you barely clipped on the way in.]

Hey! Watch where you're drivin', lady!

Geordi La Forge | Star Trek: TNG

[breachesaintshit]

La Forge to Enterprise. --Heck, La Forge to anyone who can hear me-- Either I've suddenly circumvented the conventional science about warp travel and its relationship with the temporal spectrum, or the holodeck is seriously malfunctioning again.

[jacksfirst]

Your first guess would be correct. Take it you missed the whole, very brief, speech that AI gave when you came in?

The Monarch | Venture Brothers

[the_monarch]

[Video feed on and a man in ... a butterfly costume is leaning in with a wicked smile.]

"Welcome Hero," she says! Ha! That's rich! Does that tin can even know who she's dealing with? I am the MIGHTY MONARCH!

[He leans back in his chair, folding his arms behind his head.]

Soooo, the Big Apple, huh? Monarch's 'rolling with the big dogs' now. Full time heroes and not two-bit super scientists. Lots of opportunities here. Lots of plans to be made. And oh, New York, there will be plans.

...And... [He sits up straight, clearly trying to sound unconcerned and failing.] If anyone sees a smokin hot brunette with a stylish bob, candy pink lips, a costume that matches mine and a sexy, smokey voice anywhere around... [He clears his throat and sits up straight, making dramatic gestures to somehow offset the moment of weakness.] Tell her The Monarch awaits at the ...what is this crap hole called again? the MAC!

[jacksfirst]

[Brow going way, way up as Arcee evaluates this man's costume.]

I've seen some pretty ridiculous things since I've been on Earth but you, strange little man, you take the cake.

madison jeffries / marvel 616

[ex_engineers208]

[ oh hey there shakycam, how you doin'. ]

One minute I was keeping an eye on this one faulty antenna array, the next minute I was lying flat on my ass in front of some―mechanical beaut. Er. [ an entire. minute. of eyebrow furrowing. ] Did something just happen?

Goddamn, I love X-Club. If I could pull off technobabble, I'd totally Nemesis.

[shotyoudeadbang]

Yeah. See if you can't fix it.

vandal savage / dc comics

[immorality]

Well. This is an inconvenience.

[androgyknight]

Savage! Your story should have ended at Little Spring.

[crossbowed]

Seriously? It's been a decade. I thought I was done with this place.

Rose Wilson | DC Comics

[screwup]

Some of you guys just don't know how to shut up, do you?

[im_a_shaaaaaaaaark]

Tell me about it.

Mara Jade | Star Wars EU

[redhanding]

[ She's just so annoyed ]

I thought I was done with this kriffing place!

The Joker / DC Comics (Comicsverse)

[ace_of_knaves]

[Giggling and amused.]

Oopsie! I knew I shoulda made that left turn in Albuquerque. Haha!

Howzit hanging, homies? Miss me?

" J "| Joker | Nolanverse | Pre-Batman

[a_bad_joke]

((Because Mitch posted, ok? >__> Don't look at me))

[Video flicks on and the camera is jostled as it's carried and moved around. There's a map of the city --one of the tourist ones from a hotel counter with points of interest marked in bright colors-- sitting on a MAC apartment desk. A gloved hand moves in to straighten the map, only making it crooked in the other direction and still out of focus as heavy breathing and occasional muffled chuckles are picked up. The camera focuses, and there are cut out magazine eyes glued to the map everywhere there are traffic or security cameras in place and pen scribbles where there are blind spots between them. ]

This City is fulllll of ~Heroes~. More and more. [His voice becomes rather singsong as he places a little atlas from a broken trophy on the location of the Porter] ~All here to save the day~

So why... [A knife stabs into the map.] is it [And another] so ~dangerous~? [ A large butterfly kniff is jabbed through the map and into the desk, handle not locked and clattering down around the blade. The camera quickly shakes and jostles again as the cameraman laughs.]

It's like none of you are really trying.
[He turns the camera to show is smiling face for an instant. That smile falls to a dark blank stare that points to a degree of madness. Then the feed shuts off. All of the knife impaled locations are approximate to operating bases for city gangs and drug dealers, if anyone should check.]

Valkyrie Cain | Skulduggery Pleasant | has no icons oh well

[raisescain]

[Have a determined looking 16-year-old in almost all black walking down the street, looking around warily, turning the black ring on her finger around and around. ]