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ms chanadler bong ([personal profile] gobias) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2012-02-10 08:28 pm
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TEST DRIVE MEME

1. COMMENT WITH A JOURNAL OF A CHARACTER YOU'VE THOUGHT OF APPING AS THOUGH THEY'RE ALREADY IN CNC
2. TAG AROUND WITH NEW JOURNALS OR OLD!
3. APP THEM ALL NOW!
4. NOBODY IS EVER LATE EVER GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE
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alphanumeric: (surprise)

[personal profile] alphanumeric 2012-02-11 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[This actually makes him take a step back, one eyebrow raised. The anger was slowly fading, surprisingly enough, as bewilderment gradually took over.]

What are you even talking about?
scienceho: (Science Ho!)

[personal profile] scienceho 2012-02-11 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
SCIENCE IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT!

Unless you somehow think my name is Uncle Virus and I'm about to hum a few bars of "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, autoimmune deficienc-ay," calling me a 'virus' invokes science! SCIENCE, NINTENDO MAN.

What the hell are you and how were you spawned?
alphanumeric: (but if you need, I'd be happy to make a few custom new ones upon request) (come at me)

[personal profile] alphanumeric 2012-02-11 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a Sprite. A Renegade.

You can call me Matrix.


[Folds his arms and just chooses to ignore the rest of the babbling because seriously, what the FAQ?!]
scienceho: (wide-eyed insulted)

I'm sorry, but he really is a pompous superior jerkface. ;)

[personal profile] scienceho 2012-02-11 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...

YOUR NAME IS ACTUALLY 'MATRIX?'

The Wachowski Brothers must be destroyed! I swear, I am going to enter their disgustingly overrated little fake world, I am going to hunt down Keanu Reeves, shoot him with a crossbow loaded with arrows coded specifically to his heroin-addled DNA and I will FORCE FEED HIM THAT BLUE PILL so we can procure a cinematic messiah that's WORTH A DAMN WITHOUT A TEMPORALLY-CHARGED TELEPHONE BOOTH!

I would accept ETHAN HAWKE as a messiah before Keanu Reeves - and THAT IS ONE HELL OF AN INSULT TOWARDS MR. DOGSTAR!
alphanumeric: (but if you need, I'd be happy to make a few custom new ones upon request) (Default)

Don't be. I'm laughing SO HARD right now~

[personal profile] alphanumeric 2012-02-11 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. You got a problem with--

[And then the good doctor starts his rambling again. Both eyebrows go up, and Matrix actually takes a step back. Not because he was scared. He just didn't want to get any of that BASIC on him.]

I have no idea what you said. Are you sure you're not malfunctioning or something?
scienceho: (backhand)

Hooray!

[personal profile] scienceho 2012-02-12 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not the one willingly referring to himself as a pixie and/or carbonated beverage consisting of the unholy combination of lemon and lime.

What, pray tell, are you "renegading" against, Mr. Roboto?
scienceho: (speech)

[personal profile] scienceho 2012-02-12 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
You're suggesting anthropomorphic malware has established a kingdom in your "system" and rules it with an iron fist.

And by "system," you probably mean a Commodore 64.
alphanumeric: (but if you need, I'd be happy to make a few custom new ones upon request) (in deep thought)

[personal profile] alphanumeric 2012-02-12 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Commodore 64? Is that where we are now?
scienceho: (frustration)

[personal profile] scienceho 2012-02-12 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Mother of motherboards, it's like I'm TALKING to a Commodore 64. Give me a C-prompt! A bouncy C-prompt!

I will now commence throwing out the names of various A.I.'s in popular culture! Stop me when a "system" sounds familiar and we can progress from there!


THE LAWNMOWER MAN.
C-3P0.
WOPR.
VIRTUAL UNREALITY.
HAL 9000.
SKYNET.
R2-D2.
R5-D4.
LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA.
DR. EVIL'S FEMBOTS.
ROBBIE THE ROBOT.
KRYTEN.
FRITZ LANG'S MACHINE-MAN.
HALEY JOEL GODDAMNED OSMENT.
IG-88.
OPTIMUS PRIME.
CY-KILL.
ROBOCOP.
DOT MATRIX.

I AM ALREADY TIRED OF DOING THIS.
alphanumeric: (but if you need, I'd be happy to make a few custom new ones upon request) (OMGITSBOB)

[personal profile] alphanumeric 2012-02-12 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[That last name makes him stand up, eyes wide]

Dot? You know my sister?
scienceho: (wide-eyed insulted)

[personal profile] scienceho 2012-02-12 01:10 pm (UTC)(link)
.

You are claiming to be RELATED TO JOAN RIVERS FROM "SPACEBALLS?!"

You are spawned from SPACEBALLS FAN FICTION?!

MY KINGDOM FOR A HAMMER THE SIZE OF THIS ENTIRE WORLD, SO THAT I MIGHT SMASH IT TO HELL.
alphanumeric: (but if you need, I'd be happy to make a few custom new ones upon request) (come at me)

[personal profile] alphanumeric 2012-02-12 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[twitch]


Who's Joan Rivers?

I'm talking about my sister, Dot. Dot Matrix.
scienceho: (frustration)

[personal profile] scienceho 2012-02-12 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
DOT MATRIX IS A STAR WARS SPOOF AND A DISGUSTINGLY OUTDATED KIND OF PRINTER.

If your sister is named after a PRINTER, I look forward to meeting your mother Xerox and your father HP ALL-IN-ONE SERIES 5600.

And since you obviously need every bit of clarification possible. that was sarcasm and I never want to meet your parents or your sister.
alphanumeric: (gun at the ready)

[personal profile] alphanumeric 2012-02-12 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, snap. You did not just insult his sister.]

Gun. Command Line. Target.

[The (\/) on his golden eye twirls and spins around until it's glowing a menacing red. Gun detaches itself from his hip, floating into the air to align the proper shot.]

...take it back. Now.
scienceho: (science bastard)

[personal profile] scienceho 2012-02-13 09:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Take it back?"

Are you suggesting I unsay something I've said, which is impossible without the proper chronospheric accoutrements?

[Casually, an invisible personal force-field is activated with a flick of his thumb.]

"Take it back?" Honestly? Why am I surprised that I've been trapped swirling downward toilet-style in a conversation that peaks at about a fourth-grade level of discourse?

"Take it back." If I call your mother a fax machine with loose morals, I can then simply say four magic words and the prior insult vanishes in your mind? Or do I just type "undo" in the vapid, blinking C prompt that appears to be your mind?
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