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[glimmers]

What does your character look like?

Because icons aren't always the most accurate, tonight's not!meme asks you to describe your character's physical appearance. Height, weight, eye and hair color, build, distinguishing marks, etc. And if they've had any physical changes since arriving in the City (i.e., new robo-arm, sporting a rad eyepatch, suddenly becoming a human) you can share that as well!

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[dreamself]

this is for thugg

[dreamself]

Jessica Drew -- Jess is pretty much Peter translated into a woman exactly. her stats put her at 5'5" and 132 lbs which i actually pretty much agree with!! shes definitely mostly muscle so she weighs a little more than most girls her age. she has Peter's face exactly, so round chin, slightly fat cheeks, and large eyes. the only notable differences between her and Peter are that her lips are a little rosier than his. she's pretty androgynous and can often be mistaken for being a few years younger than she actually is. her hair is huge. i dont care what canon says, her hair is fucking huge. thats why i personally think that Rafa Sandoval draws her best. her hair is parted in the middle and is basically huge, brown, and fluffy, going down to right above her mid-back or so. she has a very wiry build, lean and thin, but she has muscle. also something notable for her is that her fingers are long and slender, like a piano players. she doesnt have a lot of curves though and shes canonly a b-cup!! her body is also covered in scars.

Rose Lalonde -- since Rose is a Homestuck character, this is all headcanon. shes about 5'1" - 5'2" with a very round face and large eyes. her eyes are her font colour -- a light lavender colour, and her hair is a very light, almost platinum blonde. her hair is cut short with lots of layers, bangs that taper to a point and all of it frames her face. her hair comes down to about the middle of her neck. she has thin lips and always wears black lipstick and her eyelashes are very large and thick. her skin is very, very pale which generally makes her eyes pop because of it. she weighs about 90 lbs or so, and she has a very dancer sort of frame in that shes thin with long limbs even though shes not very tall as well as being around an a cup.

uh shes a Homestuck character so i dont have any artist examples and... i cant be bothered to look up fanart

Jennifer Walters -- oh... oh jesus. ok uh, official stats say that shes about 6'7" -- 7'.... which... makes no sense so i always play her at a flat 7'. she weighs around 700 lbs though, and all of it is muscle. all of it. she has rather sharp, angled features with a thin nose and high cheekbones. shes also green. shes an emerald green with her lips a darker green and her eyes a notable, almost unnatural green. her hair is huge. its thick, layered and comes to her back. it frames her face and just seems everywhere while still appearing rather well-kept and stylish.

shes broad. she has broad shoulders, very muscular arms and does not have huge breasts. shes has the body of someone who works out, not some pinup lady. shes about a C cup or so. she has rock-hard abs and very good curves because her bodys supposed to be idealized!! personally, the way John Byrne draws her will always be how she looks in my head.n though i dont mind how Adam Hughes draws her either.

she notably almost always has a smile on her face.

Jennifer Walters on the other hand, is a slight 5'7". canon says that she's 5'10" and i honestly do not agree whatsoever because shes supposed to be tiny. and especially since shes supposed to be 140 lbs at 5'10"??? uh... no. so shes 5'7" and 140 lbs. shes supposed to be unremarkable in every way so shes very thin and doesnt have any outstanding curves. she does work out a little though!! so theres some muscle in her arms and legs, but nothing impressive. she has short brown hair that falls right around her shoulders. her hairs split in the middle and it generally imitates Shulkies bangs in that there are shorter locks that frames her cheeks and its a little layered. her face is round and shares similar features with Shulkie, but she has the same nose and chin. theres a bit of baby fat there though. the only interesting thing about her is that her eyes are still the same unnatural green colour.

i dont really have a preference with how Jen is drawn but i kind of like how Ryan Stegman draws her

btw!! shulkie through the ages!!

[glowsferatu]

rose you are the tiniest
shulkie you are the opposite

[dreamself]

what can i say i play on both sides of the spectrum heh

[glowsferatu]

nepeta is 4'8 so she is saved from being the actual tiniest tho
also out of cast damian

[dreamself]

clearly it means rose and nepeta need to fight it out to the death

[glowsferatu]

no one gets to be shorter it's against the rules

[dreamself]

ur against the rules

[glowsferatu]

oh i guess sorry
/goes to sit in the corner

[dreamself]

shhh its ok

[bullseye]

wow 00 shulkie what the fuck

[dreamself]

they insist on this everywhere like theyll just

casually reference it in every medium

BTW SHES 7000 LBS ENJOY

[bullseye]

i think 85 is my fave

[dreamself]

oh jesus christ did put 7000 what are numbers

[bullseye]

lmao i was politely ignoring that

[dreamself]

sits in quiet embarrassment

[dreamself]

Namora -- stats put her at 5'11" and 189 lbs which holy rusty metal batman thats actually realistic and makes sense!!! shes extremely tall and she carries herself in a way that even if you dont notice her height, she somehow manages to tower over you in her presence. she has long, blonde hair that -- surprise surprise -- goes to her midback. its parted in the middle and part of her side bangs are cut very short to frame her eyes, while the rest goes in front of her face. shes pale, almost unnaturally so, with bright blue eyes. her ears are pointed and she has noticeably sharp features and high cheekbones. everything about her face is angles, including her eyebrows, which are sharp and pointy like her cousins. she has broad muscles and her arms are thick and muscular. like, shes all muscle. she has thick, strong thighs and her legs are long and fabulous. shes also supposed to be unnaturally pretty.

oh and she also has fabulous little wings on her ankles.

its really difficult to pick a favourite artist out of who draws her because they all draw her so well, but i really like how Ed Mcguinness and Leonard Kirk draw her.

Tobias -- is unfortunately a book character which makes it difficult to... talk about. hes also a red-tailed hawk. when hes not a hawk, hes a human, which makes this even harder. but canon put him as slightly taller than average but not as tall as Jake, so i see him around 5'4" or 5'5" and 113 lbs or so which... i guess is average for a thirteen year-old. idk im not thirteen. he notably has dirty blonde hair that was always a mess and was thin, lanky, and looked like he was beat up often. which he was. he has wild eyes, a slightly pointed nose, and a circular face. he easily look s a victim. i use Jeremy Sumpter as my PB for him (which might change idk) except instead of blue eyes, he has brown.

Mindy Macready -- is played by Chloe Grace Moretz in the movies!! which makes... all of this very easy and heres no elaboration because everything about her is perfect and also im tired of typing. oh right shes also about 4'11" or so and 90 lbs. idk how much does an eleven year old weigh.

[bullseye]

also i had no idea how built namora is

what a hottie

[dreamself]

LMFAO FUCK I WAS ABOUT TO EDIT IN ABOUT HER GILLS BECAUSE I JUST REMMEBERED BEFORE YOU COMMENTED

anyways yep shes a fucking tank

you gotta be if youre going to fight the hulk yo

or live at the bottom of the ocean i guess

[bullseye]

i want to see her slap namor around now that i know this

[dreamself]

she totally did once in canon kind of

(but i totes want it too)

[bullseye]

i bet he secretly likes it

[dreamself]

well who wouldnt