i was bored

[psychomancy]

● leave a comment with a funny text
● use this site for inspiration as needed
● text back to other people
● ???
● profit
● wake up the next morning and regret it all
● stolen from everywhere
● NOBODY IS EVER LATE

Comments

[notyourchauffeur]

And what if I was to be the first?

[spacetimeprime]

Do you really want to be?

[notyourchauffeur]

No.

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[spacetimeprime]

There. You'd actually have to work towards that goal, and since you don't want to, can I have the cake?

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[notyourchauffeur]

You are the worst kind of bot.

Yes you can have it.

I COULDN'T HELP IT

[spacetimeprime]

That would be the bot who takes the cake.

Without asking.

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[notyourchauffeur]

I see why you keep me around, now.

[spacetimeprime]

Surely you think better of me than that.

[notyourchauffeur]

That's not denial I hear.

[spacetimeprime]

I like you more than just for cake, Skyfire. That is, shall we say, only the icing on top of it.

[notyourchauffeur]

So you're saying I'm like the cake?





Implications, Prime.

Implications.

[spacetimeprime]

I would say you take the cake, but I just did.

[notyourchauffeur]

*GROAN*