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The Compulsion Meme



1. Tag in with your character
2. Either use RNG or pick a number from the options below, or just make up your own and forget numbers
3. Tag someone else with said compulsion.
4. Shenanigans ensue
5. ???
6. Profit


 COMPULSION LIST
feel free to make your own if you don't see what you like here

1. Punch in the Face
2. Lick
3. Make out
4. Bitchslap
5. Rap Battle
6. Dance Battle??
7. Brofist
8. Pants
9. Speak Latin (or Tongues or something)
10. Creeper's Choice

Comments

lmao oh god

[waspishly]

[It's bad enough having some stranger get in her personal space, but licking? Oh-ho-ho, she does not take well to men getting too cosy (or women for that matter). She's jerking away like the lick was painful, hissing like a feral cat as she stuffs a hand into her shoulder bag and growls out a violent:] Fuck off!

[solar_absorber]

[He jumps back a bit and holds his hands up in a mock surrender. His expression shows that he's clearly as confused by his actions as she is.]

Hey, I'm sorry. I have no idea why I did that.

[waspishly]

[That hand of hers hidden in the bag falters where it is, but stays, gripping the taser beneath. His expression makes her hesitate, unsure what to make of it.]

Because you're a fucking pervert. [She offers.]

[solar_absorber]

Um, no, I'm not really.

And even if I was you don't really have the right equipment.

[waspishly]

[As much as she hates to stereotype, she really can believe him after she's given him a once over.]

You licked me.

[solar_absorber]

[He ducks his head a bit in what would be, on anyone else, embarrassment. But on him it looked more like he was trying not to laugh. This situation was just too ridiculous.]

I did and I'm sorry about that. That wasn't the greatest first impression.

[waspishly]

[She huffs out in annoyance, not entirely appreciative of his apparent amusement.]

I should taser you.

[solar_absorber]

[He's actively grinning now.]

You could try. It might keep me down for a moment or two at most.

[waspishly]

Moment or two longer than if I didn't do it at all...

[solar_absorber]

Semantics.

Do you always walk around with a taser?

[waspishly]

Yes.

[Duh.]

[solar_absorber]

Always good to be prepared.

[He's actually pretty impressed.]

[waspishly]

For sick fucks who lick me. Yes.

[solar_absorber]

You're not going to let that go ever are you?

[waspishly]

Not when it happened a few minutes ago. No.

[solar_absorber]

Look, I apologized. It won't happened again. Ever.

[waspishly]

It won't.

[solar_absorber]

[aww they're agreeing :)]

Now that we have that out of the way...I'm Apollo.

[He slowly stick out a hand. She doesn't look like the handshake kind of person, but it's worth a shot.]

[waspishly]

[He guessed right. She's just going to stare at the hand in what might be mild disgust.]

... Lisbeth.

[solar_absorber]

[Well he walked into that one. Can't say he didn't try.]

Pretty name.

[He wants to wince as soon as he says it. He just hopes she won't think he's flirting or something.]

[waspishly]

[Wow, just wow. So much staring from her side of things, silent and unimpressed.]

[solar_absorber]

[He stares back for a moment before shrugging.]

You don't take compliments well do you?

[waspishly]

No.

[solar_absorber]

[Awkward silence is awkward.]

...Maybe something to work on in the future.

[waspishly]

[Lisbeth makes every situation awkward.]

Or maybe work on your come on attempts...