IT'S TIME FOR THE FANSERVICE MEME

[viced]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

Comments

[bullseye]

[his heart rate totally increases--he's angry and jealous]

He's too interested in you for his own good.

[beat]

I'm gonna kill him before it goes any farther.

[guardiandevil]

[oh god this was a terrible idea]

That isn't necessary.

[bullseye]

[shut up and accept the pro bono assassination, matty!!]

Yeah it is. He's way too obsessed with you. He's a psycho. You don't know what he's gonna do.

[guardiandevil]

He needs mental health care, not an execution.

[bullseye]

He needs a lobotomy. I can do that.

[guardiandevil]

He may have already had one for all we know.

[bullseye]

Too many personalities for that.

[a pause as he forces the images of killing harvey to the side so he can get down to business]

Where'd you pick that loser up anyway?

[guardiandevil]

The Network. He found out about the lawyer schtick and that was it.

[bullseye]

Your life really sucks, Matty. But I'm gonna make this little problem go away.

[beat]

Your life will still suck, but mine will be better for it; I'm gettin' a little jealous. If he snaps and kills you, I'd never forgive myself for not icin' the freak when I had the chance.

[guardiandevil]

He's not going to kill me. He was to be with me.

[So painful to admit ;~;]

[bullseye]

[a beat]

With you? You mean like fuck you? He wants to fuck you?

I knew it.

[guardiandevil]

No. No.

That's over-simplifying it. It's more complicated than that.

[bullseye]

[impatiently]

Well what? What is it??! Don't tell me you--

[a beat]

Are you gay?

[guardiandevil]

No.

[bullseye]

Then what?! SAY IT!!

[guardiandevil]

Say what? The guy is confused and obsessed and doesn't know when to give it up.

Sound familiar at all?

[bullseye]

Explain what's complicated about it! Cuz I ain't seein' it! In fact, you're encouraging it, don't think I haven't seen it, MATTHEW!

[FLAT OUT IGNORING THE REST OF THAT COMMENT]