IT'S TIME FOR THE FANSERVICE MEME

[viced]

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE

Comments

[viced]

So, what, just talk about them like normal?

Or... what?

I mean, Edward's kind of an asshole, and he's a sneaky asshole, but there's nobody else I'd want to have under me. And he's been nothing but an exemplary deputy mayor, so the bullshit about him being unable to reform? Don't want to fucking hear it.

And then there's Bond, who...let's be honest, he's kind of a dick too. Actually, everyone on my staff is an asshole, but Bond's one of the biggest assholes, but he's been pretty good at making sure I don't die, so there's that.

And April, this new girl, has racoons. That's really fucking gross, and come to think of it, I don't know what she does.

And Romero? Something about him. I'm not sure what, but he's good at what he's doing, so I'll leave him there for now, because a 'bad feeling' has never gotten me anything other than the shits.

Er, how much farther do you want me to fucking go? I have a lot of staff.

[(Anonymous)]

So far I'm getting the feeling you like your guys to be big dicks, you're not keen on the ladies, and you have a lot of staff.

[viced]

I'm not keen on--? I'm just fine with the ladies! I just hate animals!