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Mɪᴛᴄʜᴇʟʟ Hᴜɴᴅʀᴇᴅ ([personal profile] viced) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2012-03-28 09:13 pm

IT'S TIME FOR THE FANSERVICE MEME

THE FANSERVICE MEME



!! POST WITH YOUR CHARACTERS
!! PEOPLE REPLY ANONYMOUSLY OR WHATEVER WITH SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER SHOULD DO WITH SOMEONE ELSE
!! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE KISSYFACE
!! IT CAN BE ANYTHING FROM "BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER" TO "REENACT PRIDE & PREJUDICE"
!! AND THEN YOU TAKE THE PROMPT AND RUN WITH IT
!! YOU CAN NEVER BE LATE
futureleader: (You wanna know how I feel?)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-03-29 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Quentin just looks horrified, or disgusted. Or maybe both. CLEARLY WOLVERINE WAS CORRECT when he said Quentin wouldn't even know what to do with a girl.]

Stop! Stopstopstopstopstopstopstopstop.

[Turnin up that rock'n'roll music.... you know. to drown out Madison's crying.]

[personal profile] ex_engineers208 2012-03-29 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ GIVES UP. THROWS DOWN BANANA WITH AWKWARD CONDOM HAT. covers face with hands. ]

B-but I mean I guess you can figure it out... when the time comes by but y'know it's. It's just okay to ninety percent of the time just ask the lady real nicely to do it 'cuz they usually kinda like that― [ loud, shaky sob!!! ] oh god I'm sorry I'm thinkin' about my dead wife again.
futureleader: (EVRYBUUUUDDAAAAAAAYYYY)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-03-29 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Over the music.]

Putting condoms on bananas makes you think of your dead wife!? What did she have!? A banana fixation? Banana kink!? Condom hats for bananas!?

[personal profile] ex_engineers208 2012-03-29 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ AUDIBLE CRYING ]

Oh my god oh my god oh my god.
futureleader: (he can make a baby so strong)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-03-29 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[...awkward shoulder pat?]

[personal profile] ex_engineers208 2012-03-29 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Ihalftago!

[ RUNS OFF, WEEPING ]
futureleader: (what more are you looking for-)

[personal profile] futureleader 2012-03-29 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[watches.

stares.
]

...you left your banana!