clement: (all the reasons i've come)
Hades ([personal profile] clement) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2012-06-05 04:56 pm

kinky —adj , kinkier, kinkiest 3. informal, attractive or provocative in a bizarre way

HEY GUYS GET READY FOR THE
IC KINK MEME



1. Post kink prompts, anon or logged in, ICly or OOCly.
2. Fill those prompts IN CHARACTER!! You can be anon or logged into your account, you can have your characters insert themselves or take the prompt into a completely different direction if it’s IC for your prompt-filling character. The key phrase here is fill them in character.
3. NO UNDERAGE CHARACTERS IN THE SEX PROMPTS. Either age-up or do fluff prompts for them.
4. HAVE FUN!
5. NOBODY IS LATE, I posted this hella early, so get in here.
6. This wording and meme tweest stolen from, and credited to, Sara!

(Anonymous) 2012-06-05 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Pink/Molly

Turns out Molly has a uniform kink. So that whole Nazi thing? Not really such a big deal.
alldeduction: (your porn is boring)

[personal profile] alldeduction 2012-06-06 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
The morgue was spotless. Clean, precise. Molly Hooper busied herself with her usual dull, mundane tasks - the bodies, for now, put away and completed, and little else to occupy her time.

Her communicator vibrated instantly in her pocket. A text message. She opened it, hesitant.

Hey babe. At work? Coming your way. I have a surprise.

Insufferable, as usual. Not that she thought so. His "attentiveness" was, to her mind, charming. She giggled to herself, blushing.

He arrived precisely 23 minutes and 52 seconds later, in full Nazi uniform.

Her jaw fell slack. Her mind was a mix of emotions and factual processes, mixing at once.

1. Apparently she found uniforms sexually appealing.
2. He had access to a full Nazi uniform.

"W-where did you get that?" She stammered, the blush making obvious her thoughts on the matter as she backed up against the slab. Her fingers gripped the cold metal.

"Thought you might like a little role play," he said with an obnoxious wink, stepping forward. His boots clipped across the floor. The uniform itself was accurate down to the stitching at the seam. "Heard you had a thing for uniforms."

She could say nothing, watching him approach. Her mind still attempting to process the conflicting information. "I- it- Y-you're very attractive," she admitted.

He stepped up close, and she took a deep breath. He raised a gloved hand, traced the outline of her jaw.

And then she finally came to her senses and slapped him, hard.

"O-out! Get out! Uniforms are symbols that have meaning, and no matter how well tailored they are, the meaning remains. Get out, and I never want to see you again!"

She didn't wait until he left, however, running from the room herself. "God," She whispered to herself, completely correctly: "Sherlock was right."

(Anonymous) 2012-06-06 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I can see you masturbating to this, Sherlock.
alldeduction: (mildly amused)

[personal profile] alldeduction 2012-06-06 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
If I indulged in carnal pleasure every time I was right, I would be too busy to work.

(Anonymous) 2012-06-06 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
But would you indulge in the especially poignant victories?
alldeduction: (grin to the side)

[personal profile] alldeduction 2012-06-06 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Now, now, a man never reveals the secrets to his success.
watchet: (get out.)

[personal profile] watchet 2012-06-06 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
PROBABLY ACCURATE
PROBABLY STILL WOULD HAVE FUCKED HIM
backatthehotel: (Pink isn't well)

[personal profile] backatthehotel 2012-06-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Noted.
alldeduction: (what i don't even)

[personal profile] alldeduction 2012-06-06 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
molly seriously worst taste in men ever in the history of ever :|

(Anonymous) 2012-06-06 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Your bias is showing, Sherlock.

(Anonymous) 2012-06-06 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Let's pretend bias is codeword for cock.

(Anonymous) 2012-06-06 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
.... Eh, why not.

(Anonymous) 2012-06-06 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Now someone must fill this implicit prompt.

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alldeduction: (smile for me)

[personal profile] alldeduction 2012-06-06 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I'm sorry, were my opinions on the subject matter meant to be held in check? I didn't realise.
bestprofessional: (sunny days where have you gone?)

so what if I do not even go here I do what I want

[personal profile] bestprofessional 2012-06-06 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[so much facepalm]
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[personal profile] drpsychosomatic 2012-06-06 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[all the facepalm for all time]

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backatthehotel: (You cried for the moon [syd])

[personal profile] backatthehotel 2012-06-06 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
...s'pose I couldn't be invited along.

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alldeduction: (what i don't even)

uh since you posted in the meme you have to come back it's like a law

[personal profile] alldeduction 2012-06-06 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
[what.]
bestprofessional: (Default)

I will break all the laws okok

[personal profile] bestprofessional 2012-06-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
You've no idea what you're doing, do you?
alldeduction: (hmm?)

uh nope you have to or we punish you with riding crops

[personal profile] alldeduction 2012-06-06 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
No idea what you're talking about. [la la la~]

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ooh, mr holmes, ooh~

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