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SCIENCE BASTARD ([personal profile] superscience) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2012-06-06 04:24 pm

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NEVER HAVE I EVER MEME



- Everyone is at a big party. I don't know how we fit this many people into one room either, but bear with me!
- Post an IC or anon comment with a subject that finishes the sentence "never have I ever".
- If you see something your character has done, reply with them taking a shot! If they've done it many times, have them take many shots or down an entire bottle. Shots do not need to be alcohol, especially not for underage characters.
- All characters must be honest. It's more fun that way.
- Bother other people. Demand details. Don't wreck the house, please.
- example!!
enigmaestro: (I am so excited to be talking to Eridan.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-06 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Public indecency is such an insignificant crime compared to the context, Katurian.
goryteller: (yaaaargh)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-06 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, it would depend on the crime, obviously it would depend on the crime, but I can't imagine being-- being in the mood, so to speak.
enigmaestro: (Celebrate.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-06 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Katurian. For shame.
goryteller: (dealing)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-06 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
What was it? Livers in boxes and so on?
enigmaestro: (Buh-wha?)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-06 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
N -- no. What the hell?

We are talking my crime scenes, not yours!
goryteller: (things fall apart)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-06 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I-- I never take out the organs!
enigmaestro: (A conundrum!)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-06 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
But have you thought about it?
goryteller: (what is my life)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-06 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
There's never been reason for it.
enigmaestro: (Winking.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-07 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, you don't take to partners, do you?
goryteller: (jesus no what)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-07 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Partners? I don't--

I don't know. It would depend, wouldn't it?
enigmaestro: (Machiavellian.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-07 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Are you open to the prospect now? Some relief?
enigmaestro: (Eloquent.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-07 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Whomever you wanted, I suppose. Except for April, I don't want her suffering because you've coupled.

She was already married once, that's trauma enough.
goryteller: (not okay)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-07 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
To that man of all-- Yes, I understand. You're very fond of April, and I'm very bad luck. She won't be the one.

But I need someone I can trust.
enigmaestro: (Floored.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-07 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
For a relationship?

Since when?
goryteller: (dealing)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-07 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
I get your humor. It's very clever.
enigmaestro: (Paler.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-07 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
That may be so, but you nevertheless could use some form of relief. Something to stimulate your otherwise wilting dopamine.

I mean, unless you want to emulate Sherlock, substituting warm bodies for corpses.
goryteller: (shh shh)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-07 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Someone to keep me sane. In my work.
enigmaestro: (Amusement.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-07 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you could use her for that, too. [Beat.] Him?
goryteller: (what I can take)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-07 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
I--

[It all makes sense. He tries to stifle a laugh, fails, and shoots out a small giggle instead.]

I d-didn't realize you were talking about that sort of partner.
enigmaestro: (Aw crap.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-07 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well obviously. Who has sex with their partners in crime?


[Wait for it...]

Outside myself, I mean.
goryteller: (oh my god)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-07 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
[And, regretfully, he misunderstands once again.]

You--

Are you-- ?

[Are you offering yourself?]
enigmaestro: (Suave.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-07 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I'm serious. [He assumes Katurian will say, as he rudely interrupts.] Are you really that surprised?
goryteller: (corner)

[personal profile] goryteller 2012-06-07 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
I assumed that-- that that was off limits. If I knew, I would said something earlier. I would have said something at April's party.
enigmaestro: (Pleasant surprise.)

[personal profile] enigmaestro 2012-06-07 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[A bit surprised:] Why would such a thing be forbidden? I encourage you to experiment, don't I? Isn't that what I say our type does?

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