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HOW DARE YOU ;A;

did you just compare east to kelly

did you

really now lemon

...

SORRY? )8

only a little

in other news tag

I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SORRY AT ALL 8(

oh you

in other news AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WAS UNTIL YOUR ICON TRIED TO SEDUCE ME

oh me

in other news ((((((((8

ksfdmz;kldfam;

what the hell

my icon only has eyes for jude law >B(

which i just spelled 'judge law'

and thought of judge judy

and now i am having an existential crisis

okay well

go seduce him in tags then

since

context
we has it

..........I thought of

justice

and then i thought of

light

LOOK AT MY DISTRACTING CELL PHONE ICON

IN THE PROCESS

oh my god get out what are you

GO GO GO

did I ever tell you the hamlet story

GOING GOING

hamlet story what

ILU

well I was

talking to ane one day
and I mentioned hamlet so she mentioned how you PEOPLE make light-is-hamlet jokes
so it was like
oh
hamlight
that's like light ham

DIET MEAT

and it was determined that light is diet meat

TAGALAGGLE

dkf;sfdkaj

HOW DID I MISS THIS

/SCREAMS

HOT /touches it

IT WAS ON AIM

BREATHE

ew that is unsolicited touching, lemon B|

/NEVER BREATHES

/EVER

but they are so cute ):

/......CPR

assault is still assault >B|

/ENJOYS? OH WAIT NO THAT'S NOT MOUTH TO MOUTH CRAP

make kit stop laying eggs in my butt 8(

well go tag me then

also tell me why they're making out in an aquarium of all places

the poor innocent fish

/oh would you like mouth to mouth instead

what

oh the fish can deal with it they're grown-ups

aaaaaa east you

you whatever you are

/. . . maybe 8)

i don't know sob

they clearly like it

so shady

those fish

east just wants to be lauved

/oh okay then

tell her I am making my serious face at her

they are peeping tomfish

well he's going to be lauved

a lot

/yaaay

she says she laid eggs and they hatched and now there are baby kits in my butt ;_________;

that is the creepiest kind of fish what is wrong with the sphere

oh

oh good (8

/(8

well tell her if they are in your butt clearly she is

a

poop

the real secret of the sphere: all animals want to SEE YOU GET IT ON

B)

/B)

/8)

I SEE
WHAT YOU DID
THERE
MADAM

sex in the aquarium must be so unsanitary

speaking of sex
they share a room
do they
share a bed
now that in magical game time it's been like what
some number of days
or are they still insanely ridiculous

WHAAAT

ewwwwww

YOU HAVE SUCH A ONE-TRACK MIND

i. idek
does east even

know what sex is

hey you're the one who said the animals like to watch people get it on

so

shhhhh

he understands the basic
mechanics

but he likes being cuddled )8

i meant people in general of course

>>

<<

sldfdj cuddling

af;dsladf fallen would cuddle him

and then i bet east would just fall asleep on him one night and fallen would just

=A=

but not move because then he'd wake up