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the love me meme

❤ You see someone. Lo and behold, you're in love with them; it's as simple as that. - Oh, I'm sorry, what? You're not in love with them? Well, you are now. The question is just... how are you in love with them?
❤ Post with your characters. Someone else will reply to your character. Then, you go and generate a random number between 1 and 5. Remember, that particular number only applies for that one thread.
❤ Match up that number with the appropriate category of ~*~love~*~ below, and that's how your character now feels about that replier!
❤ (If you really want a certain type for that thread, feel free to just pick one of the symptoms. But it's much more fun to draw one at random, sometimes!)
❤ Remember - just because Character A loves Character B doesn't mean Character B loves them back. (Or is going to be any less creeped out by this sudden change of heart...)

one.
Yandere love. You are obsessed with this person to the point that it is dangerous, unhealthy and absolutely insane; you want them to be with you, you, you, you, and only you, and nothing is going to stand in your way. No one is going to hurt your love - in fact, no one is going to come near your love. And if they say they don't love you? They will. You'll make them. Because you're meant to be together, and you're going to be together, forever and ever and ever. Married married married~

two.
Moe love. It is adorable, and sweet, and innocent. You want to hold hands and exchange chocolates and pretty cards and take long walks on the beach and talk about your future and your kids and aaaaw. It's just like you're in a G-rated Disney movie! You just want your True Love(TM) to be happy, and to know that you love them very much. ;u;

three.
Tsundere love. Of course you love them, but you're way too shy to admit that! Things like that are embarrassing, damn it! You'll yell and flail and hit the love of your life, but it's just because you're not sure how to show that you love them. I mean, you'll still be awfully upset if they try to leave you, or if they don't understand, or they don't want to kiss you... But there's no way you'll say "I love you"!! ... Not unless they say it first, at least. Physical comedy ahoy!

four.
Sexy love. Maybe there's some love hidden deep down somewhere, but that's not the priority here; first thing's first is that man needs to take his clothes off right now. You don't want to talk about your house and your white picket fence and your 2.5 kids; you just want to touch that person now, and you'll think about the rest in the morning. Kissing and contact and maybe a little lovin' are what you want, and nothing is going to stop you. No means yes. For underage characters (and those of us who w-would rather not write sexy things), kisses and flirting are all you need.

five.
Melodramatic love. This is very important and you know you're rushing things a little but this love was meant to be!! Your love life is suddenly a Shakespearean tragedy, complete with dramatic plot twists and turns, and you need to confess your love to the world before it's too late! There's no time to lose; in the morning, you're going to be exiled, your love is going to be hanged, your mother will be shot, your father will become a pirate and someone will kick your puppy!! For bonus points, speak in terrible, hilarious, terrible prose.

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[It takes a moment for Kang to answer the door, and when he does, he's in his natural form, and surprisingly wearing a kilt.]

Kenzi? What are you doing here so late?

[She stares at him for several

long

moments.

Like she'd never seen him in this form before. Or without a shirt. The woman had seen him naked before and yet she staring like she hadn't.

After a few moment she shakes her head and looks up at him.]

It's not that late is it? [She attempts to peer around him into his room before looking back up at him with narrowed eyes.] You're alone right.

[There is something really unsettling about the way Kenzi is staring at him that he can't quite pinpoint yet, and his wings rustle slightly in his unease.]

Of course I'm alone. What is this about?

Nothing. Nothing. Just checking up on you.

[Never mind that she could use her comm for that.

And then she attempts to slip past him into the apartment.]

Why do you think I need checked on?

[Kang steps to the side to let her in, trying to figure out what in the Abyss is going on.]

You're acting very strange. Did something happen?

[She flops down on the couch like it's her own. She should have brought a bottle of vodka with her. Too late now.]

No nothing happened. I just really felt the need to see you.

[Kang frowns as he shuts the door and crosses his arms over his chest to look down at her with a serious expression. He is also using his authoritative voice.]

Kenzi, what is going on here?

[She gives a little shiver and smiles up at him. It would almost be an innocent smile if it weren't for the scary look in her eyes. What the hell is this even?]

Even that tone...

[That's... creepy. He retreats to the kitchen for a moment to fetch two ales and figure out what the fuck is going on. The idea that Kenzi might actually be interested in him in that way doesn't even cross his mind, though, so when he returns to hand her one of the ales, he's still confused.]

You're going to tell me why you're acting like this before you leave this apartment tonight. I'm worried about you.

[When she goes to take the drink from him she's sure to let her hand linger on his for a moment. Creepy has just become an understatement.

She sighs softly before taking a drink.]

Acting like what? I'm perfectly fine. Happy. Warm fuzzy feeling inside. [She looks over at him with narrowed eyes again.] You can't tell me you don't feel the same.

[We've just entered freaky faed up territory here.]

[What.

Did she just...

No. Why would a human woman be interested in him? That sort of thing just Did Not Happen. He'll just... sit down on the other side of the couch and try to pretend it's anything else that makes any sort of sense.]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[Kenzi quickly sits up, spilling some of her drink the process. The look on her face is one of pure alarm but slowly changes to a grin.]

You don't have to be shy about how you feel. I'm not. I love you. And I want it to be just to the two of us. Maybe somewhere away from this city.

What?

[Shit shit what does he do WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO HIM? His wings flare slightly from the shock of what she just said, and he nearly drops his ale on the floor.]

[Oh he is just so cute!]

I was thinking somewhere with wide open spaces and not a lot of people around.

Kenzi, I'm sorry if I ever gave you the wrong impression, but we're just friends. We watch television and movies, and drink. I have a mate, and even if that wasn't the case, I'm not interested in other races.

[That's all said with a bit of a stammer, and he quickly raises a hand.]

Not to say that you're not, uh... you know. By human standards.

[Kenzi freezes for several long moments. There's almost an audible snap emitting from her head.

Almost.

She smiles, eye twitching a bit.]

No. No. Nonononono. No.

[She shifts forward on the couch and starts to crawl toward him.]

No see, you can't not love me. There can't be anyone else. There just can't!

[Hoooooo boy, crazy Kenzi time. There's even a few things around the room that start to rattle and float up into the air. Think regular temper tantrums are bad? Try one thrown by a telekinetic.]

Yes, there can. Kenzi, what is wrong with you?

[He's frozen, staring at her as she gets closer and things start floating. This can't really be happening. He's dreaming, it's a nightmare, she's not really there.]

[And like that she's gone and everything seems perfectly normal it's like she wasn't even there at all.

Because she wasn't.

It was a fucking terrible nightmare.

And Kenzi?

She's waking up on her living room floor with her blanket tangled around her legs, a pillow over her head. She's screaming because WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EVEN?!

NO NONO NONONONOOOOO FUCK NO

NO]

...Never eating tacos before sleeping again...

[And then the next time they talked was entirely awkward the end.]

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SO. HIDEOUS.

I HATE YOU <3

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/ends this

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