The Forced Honesty meme!

[goateese]

THE FORCED HONESTY MEME



➠ comment with your characters confessing their deep, dark secrets
➠ comment to other characters with questions, reactions, confessions, whatever
➠ hideous conversations in which there are no brain-to-mouth filters happen
➠ no one is late, everyone wins, this text mostly stolen from leah

Comments

[enigmaestro]

This is why I think you'd make a fine match for Eridan.

[centurybaby]

Only if that includes the implication that he'd be my bitch.

[enigmaestro]

Well I'm not going to deny a probability.

[centurybaby]

When I crush the liberties of mankind for their own good and take over the world, Eridan can have Kansas. You can hang out and be evil or whatever, as long as you don't undermine my rule. Since I sympathize with your daddy issues, and all.

[enigmaestro]

Do I get a territory that is superior to Kansas?

[centurybaby]

Sure. I'll make a fucking question mark-shaped island for you with my brain.

[enigmaestro]

... That's a very persuasive technique, you know.

[centurybaby]

I aim to please.

[enigmaestro]

But is everyone worth such attention?

[centurybaby]

You think I fucking offer to alter reality for everyone? Please. I'm the Spirit of the fucking 21st Century. I'm a busy girl.