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The Forced Honesty meme!

THE FORCED HONESTY MEME

➠ comment with your characters confessing their deep, dark secrets
➠ comment to other characters with questions, reactions, confessions, whatever
➠ hideous conversations in which there are no brain-to-mouth filters happen
➠ no one is late, everyone wins, this text mostly stolen from leah

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That maybe there's a good fucking reason?

Yeah, that I'm a fuck-up.

Why do you think I didn't have any friends back home?

I'm sorry, were we not friends?

[ AWKARDEST OF PAUSES. ]

I wanna think we were.

See?

Mitch, we met because half your place got blown off when you were on my fucking boat. Does that sound like the start of a normal friendship to you?

Well, no.

Yeah.

So.

Meeting you changed a lot of things.

Ah.

Well shit, that seems to happen a lot. Superhero, I think.

It probably doesn't mean much to you, but I'm glad we met.

Well, I don't know if I'd want you to have my superpowers, so I am too.

Sorry. That was almost sappy.

I'm pretty sure this isn't a badly scripted buddy movie, so we'll squeak past that.

Right. So. No hugging it out.

No, Bradbury. There's no hugging it out necessary. Let's keep our masculine imagery?

Yeah, because you're just overflowing with it.

[ Pause. ]

Too bad, though. Could've been the only chance you get.

I think I can hold on just fine without it.

Your loss.

[ Pause. ]

So, now you know how pathetic my deepest, darkest secret is. What's yours?

I smoke.

[ Come on, he gets to pick here. ]

Pot, not tobacco.

[ STARE. ]

Wish I could say I was surprised.

Oh come on, you never would've fucking guessed it!

[ BREEZING RIGHT ON THROUGH ]

So why pot? Thought you had a thing against actually relaxing.

It's self-medication, not relaxation!

What do you even need medication for?

Edited 2012-09-26 08:19 (UTC)

I don't know, maybe because I talk to my toilet?

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