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IT'S FACE-SUCKING SATURDAY

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What, if I don't get a girlfriend? I don't need a girlfriend to do my fucking job or be voted into office, obviously!

Yeah. Single old guys get elected all the time. That's why sex scandles are never a thing in Politics. Ever.

I was voted in as Vice fucking President of the United States as a single forty year old.

Don't tell me it's not possible.

Mm. What about dirty import scum. Did you have that demographic locked too?

I have ways around that.

Getting laid?

No.

I don't have time for that right now.

Whatever. But. Sushi dates are, like, part of our lives now. And forever, I guess.

Oh.

You really want to spend an hour with me a week or something?

Why? Are you planning on making us eat vegan or something?

Ew, no. My mom may be a hippie, but she didn't raise a member of fucking PETA.

Then. Whatever. Why not.

Because? I'm busy?

You eat. Even robots eat. You know.babies and stuff.

Of course I fucking eat! That doesn't mean I spend an entire hour wasting time with it!

Get over it. One hour is totally cutting back on my feasting.

But why are you trying to have sushi with me? Isn't Edward better company?

About a million times. But. So? Unlike some robots, I eat more that one times a day.

So? Why do you need to drag me into this?

Because I can.

I--

[ Waving his arms. April, he doesn't understand!! ]

Why?

Because. I. Can.

[totally looking at mitch like he just got off the short bus to enter this conversation.]

I get that! I do! [ He's gesturing wildly. ]

But you just said I'm shit company, you could pick any number of better lunch partners.

Can I just do it ironically?

[grinning. Just a bit.]

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

No!