you can kiss me with the windows open while the rain comes pouring inside

[waiting]

the KISSING BOOTH meme
♡ MAKE A POST WHERE FOR SOME ARBITRARY REASON YOUR CHARACTER NOW FINDS THEMSELVES RUNNING A KISSING BOOTH. 
☆ OTHER CHARACTERS SHOW UP TO MOCK/BUY KISSES FROM/COMMISERATE WITH YOURS

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...
♡ EVERY TIME A CHARACTER ASKS/PAYS YOURS FOR A KISS, YOUR CHARACTER HAS TO IC'LY ROLL NOT ONE, BUT *TWO* DICE TO DETERMINE WHAT KIND OF KISS IT WILL BE kind of like sex dice whoops
☆ Did we mention they're magic dice? They're magic dice. One way or another, your character will be compelled to do as the dice command... possibly to the horror of their customers.

DIE NUMBAH ONE: TYPE OF KISS
1. Clean
2. Sweet
3. Romantic
4. Dirty
5. Rough
6. Passionate

DIE NUMBAH TWO: BODY PART TO RECEIVE KISSING
1. Hand
2. Neck
3. Ear
4. Cheek
5. Lips
6. Buyer's Choice

Underaged characters can reroll until they get a combination that isn't horribad or can be immune to the whims of crazy kissing dice I guess???

Comments

[boozebot]

[well who wouldn't want to kiss him, let's be honest. he might as well make money off of his good looks.]

[ex_engineers208]

[ INCONSPICIOUS COUGH... gently. hands over a buck a+ not obvious at all it's for charity ok!! ]

5 and 5 god help us

[boozebot]

[he just takes the money with a sigh. he's long known that everyone wants a piece of him, so it's time to accept it.]

You ready? 'Cos you've got to close your eyes.

[he rolls the die, grimacing a little at the result. well, for like a second anyway.]

aw yeaah gettin to this horror

[ex_engineers208]

[ already... regretting this... ]

I gotta? Uh. Okay?

[ closes eyes, leans... slowly forward although kind of in dread tbh. ]