you can kiss me with the windows open while the rain comes pouring inside

[waiting]

the KISSING BOOTH meme
♡ MAKE A POST WHERE FOR SOME ARBITRARY REASON YOUR CHARACTER NOW FINDS THEMSELVES RUNNING A KISSING BOOTH. 
☆ OTHER CHARACTERS SHOW UP TO MOCK/BUY KISSES FROM/COMMISERATE WITH YOURS

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...
♡ EVERY TIME A CHARACTER ASKS/PAYS YOURS FOR A KISS, YOUR CHARACTER HAS TO IC'LY ROLL NOT ONE, BUT *TWO* DICE TO DETERMINE WHAT KIND OF KISS IT WILL BE kind of like sex dice whoops
☆ Did we mention they're magic dice? They're magic dice. One way or another, your character will be compelled to do as the dice command... possibly to the horror of their customers.

DIE NUMBAH ONE: TYPE OF KISS
1. Clean
2. Sweet
3. Romantic
4. Dirty
5. Rough
6. Passionate

DIE NUMBAH TWO: BODY PART TO RECEIVE KISSING
1. Hand
2. Neck
3. Ear
4. Cheek
5. Lips
6. Buyer's Choice

Underaged characters can reroll until they get a combination that isn't horribad or can be immune to the whims of crazy kissing dice I guess???

Comments

[waiting]

[ shittiest fundraising idea ever, but he's grimly standing at the booth in front of city hall anyway. apparently, a dollar a kiss is the going rate, and he's pointedly set the jar in front of him on the counter. no money, no honey!!! ]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Bradbury is just going to get trolled for this, forever and ever.]

Only a dollar? Darling, I thought you were worth more than that.

[centurybaby]

[ what does she need this money for WHO KNOWS. gurl can make spaceships out of her brain but DAD PROBABLY DOESN'T PAY HER ALLOWANCE. ]

[demonspawn]

[ he'll sit with you, jenny. ]

So, what happens when somebody kisses the 21st Century?

[culver]

[It's probably like, a school fundraising carnival or something okay.]

[doubleoohbaby]

[Who the fuck managed to even get him to this? 'It's for charity' is the shittiest excuse ever.]

1, 6

[hexappeal]

And here I would think you'd be happy about this. Yet, you're looking so glum. [PECK ON THE CHEEK, WHAT AN ASSHOLE. And she hasn't even paid??? Wow, awful girlfriend.]

[symmachy]

[STILL A SCHOOL CARNIVAL. Kiss your favorite teacher, etc.]

[rocksforbrains]

[Santo looks around with obvious shifty eyes, and then slaps a five down on the booth counter thing.]

[cloud9]

[ this is either a wedding fundraiser or a rifle fundraiser. because everybody knows two of the most expensive things on this planet are good guns and pretty dresses. ]

[culver]

[nill doesn't even really need a kiss she's giving abby a dollar anyway]

[klutziness]

[She is doing this of her own accord so she can make some extra cash trololol. Set up right outside StarkTech. Try to stop her, Tony.]

[rocksforbrains]

[Santo leans on the booth, grinning.]

So, boyfriends kiss free, right?

[ecphrasis]

[CLINIC FUNDRAISER. I'm getting lazy, these are all fundraisers.]

[clobberin]

[ wat ]

[psychomancy]

[Law... fundraiser??]

[hexappeal]

[JUST FEELS LIKE IT MAGIC!!! and art, she guesses.]

[ecphrasis]

[Of course she'll help for MAGIC!!! and art. Pops a dollar in your money jar aw yeah.]

[aggressiveapathy]

[The things she does for her job. God.]

[demonspawn]

[ at least terry's bringing you coffee, april. he offers it to her. ]

Remind me whose idea this was again.

[heartlessglitch]

[ YOUR CHOICE OF ORGANIC OR ROBOT I GUESS in case kissing a sentient alien machine is a terrifying concept to you WHICH IT SHOULD BE BECAUSE SHE PROBABLY LOOKS LIKE SHE MIGHT PUNCH YOU OUT. ]

WAIT YOU DO THE ROLLING LFJDSI

[symmachy]

[PUCKER
UP]

[deductives]

[How did he even get here? Was he drugged? He must have been drugged. If you for whatever reason really want to do this, better catch him before he runs away.]

[landedonmars]

[Madotsuki eyes him, and comes over to, standing straight and at a distance from his booth.]

Is your booth open?

[futurebatwoman]

[ joining Bradbury on the shittiest fundraiser ever train seriously ]

[klutziness]

[waves a five around
this gonna be good]

[glassbox]

[ fundraising for CANADA. no jk who even knows man. ]

[ex_engineers208]

[ bein a nice and kind of pitying (sry sry) husband and slapping that $1er on the table tbh. ]

Looked like y'needed an extra buck, kid.

[demonspawn]

[ somehow, this is april's fault. ]

[klutziness]

[brandishing a one dolla bill at you]

[turbo_boost]

[ You could get him to do almost anything for charity, really. ]

[boozebot]

[well who wouldn't want to kiss him, let's be honest. he might as well make money off of his good looks.]

[ex_engineers208]

[ INCONSPICIOUS COUGH... gently. hands over a buck a+ not obvious at all it's for charity ok!! ]

[glowsferatu]

[ this is not what she expected when she answered that ad for a third summer job, but when you have a house full of mouths to feed, well, what else can you do? ]

[demonspawn]

[ who even knows what he's doing out in the summer because ugh sun, ew. he glances up at the sign, then down at her, then back up at the sign again. ]

Kissing booth? Seriously, K?

[professorlionface]

[That same summer carnival Scatty's at, probably in the adjacent "Kiss Your Favorite Teacher" booth. Do mind the fur.]

[symmachy]

[look who just finished her shift and is leaning all up on your booth counter[

[catnipped]

[We're just going to blame this one on Prim or Kate and be done with it.]

[shipper]

[apparently there is such a thing as owning too many cats. you better fork over the cash or there will be hungry kitties mewling at your door.]

[dupable]

[ John isn't sure how he got talked into doing this. Charity event or not, this seems like the dumbest way to try to make a quick buck. He's just got to sit here for a few hours and then his replacement will show up to relieve him of his duty... right? ... The person that talked him into doing this didn't actually specify. ]

[landedonmars]

[Madotsuki looks him over, and quietly walks over.]

I'd like to contribute to your stand.

[undead_ladykiller]

[ It's a fundraiser for... something. It doesn't matter what.

He looks more annoyed than uncomfortable. ]