you can kiss me with the windows open while the rain comes pouring inside

[waiting]

the KISSING BOOTH meme
♡ MAKE A POST WHERE FOR SOME ARBITRARY REASON YOUR CHARACTER NOW FINDS THEMSELVES RUNNING A KISSING BOOTH. 
☆ OTHER CHARACTERS SHOW UP TO MOCK/BUY KISSES FROM/COMMISERATE WITH YOURS

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...
♡ EVERY TIME A CHARACTER ASKS/PAYS YOURS FOR A KISS, YOUR CHARACTER HAS TO IC'LY ROLL NOT ONE, BUT *TWO* DICE TO DETERMINE WHAT KIND OF KISS IT WILL BE kind of like sex dice whoops
☆ Did we mention they're magic dice? They're magic dice. One way or another, your character will be compelled to do as the dice command... possibly to the horror of their customers.

DIE NUMBAH ONE: TYPE OF KISS
1. Clean
2. Sweet
3. Romantic
4. Dirty
5. Rough
6. Passionate

DIE NUMBAH TWO: BODY PART TO RECEIVE KISSING
1. Hand
2. Neck
3. Ear
4. Cheek
5. Lips
6. Buyer's Choice

Underaged characters can reroll until they get a combination that isn't horribad or can be immune to the whims of crazy kissing dice I guess???

Comments

[professorlionface]

Why not? It will keep the moth company.

[ioudas]

Hint: try not to say those sort of things, be confident!

[professorlionface]

Oh, I think self-deprecating humor communicates its own level of confidence. Maybe a negligible one at first appearance, but it also conveys a security in oneself where disparagement simply rolls of your fur.

[ioudas]

I think somewhere in there, I lost track of what you were saying.

[professorlionface]

Should I use smaller words?

[ioudas]

Yes, please. That'll...work, I guess.

[professorlionface]

I can make fun of myself because I'm okay with who I am.

[ioudas]

If you're sure.

[professorlionface]

Never surer. Have you ever given self-deprecating humor a shot? It can keep you aware of your flaws, place your ego in check, and be a good bit of fun in the process!

[ioudas]

Self-decapitating humor?

[professorlionface]

Deprecating. It's like a mild, sarcastic form of disapproval.

[ioudas]

Then how will people learn about how amazing I am?

[professorlionface]

You let your actions speak louder.