you can kiss me with the windows open while the rain comes pouring inside

[waiting]

the KISSING BOOTH meme
♡ MAKE A POST WHERE FOR SOME ARBITRARY REASON YOUR CHARACTER NOW FINDS THEMSELVES RUNNING A KISSING BOOTH. 
☆ OTHER CHARACTERS SHOW UP TO MOCK/BUY KISSES FROM/COMMISERATE WITH YOURS

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...
♡ EVERY TIME A CHARACTER ASKS/PAYS YOURS FOR A KISS, YOUR CHARACTER HAS TO IC'LY ROLL NOT ONE, BUT *TWO* DICE TO DETERMINE WHAT KIND OF KISS IT WILL BE kind of like sex dice whoops
☆ Did we mention they're magic dice? They're magic dice. One way or another, your character will be compelled to do as the dice command... possibly to the horror of their customers.

DIE NUMBAH ONE: TYPE OF KISS
1. Clean
2. Sweet
3. Romantic
4. Dirty
5. Rough
6. Passionate

DIE NUMBAH TWO: BODY PART TO RECEIVE KISSING
1. Hand
2. Neck
3. Ear
4. Cheek
5. Lips
6. Buyer's Choice

Underaged characters can reroll until they get a combination that isn't horribad or can be immune to the whims of crazy kissing dice I guess???

Comments

[ex_engineers208]

[ bein a nice and kind of pitying (sry sry) husband and slapping that $1er on the table tbh. ]

Looked like y'needed an extra buck, kid.

[glassbox]

Well, gee thanks, hon. Ain't y'just the sweetest husband a girl could ask for.

[ it doesn't come out bitingly though. actually, with her sitting there, chin in her palm, arm propped up -- she looks like she could use the company. ]

But I woulda kissed y'for free.

[ex_engineers208]

Ain't y'lucky I ain't even askin' for a kiss?

[ oh, god.

that's so unintentionally awful. ]

Don't want y'to be waitin' bored-like for them folks t'throw money at you.

[glassbox]

[ it is, you jerk! but whatever man, she's only a little catty when she responds mildly. ]

Sure, luckiest girl in the world, ain't I? Not only did my sweetheart jus' give me a dollar, but he ain't even gonna make me kiss him.

[ex_engineers208]

[ ugh, lil. he's like, totes treading on thin ice. ]

Well...

[ weh: ]

I'll only kiss you if y'roll that die ASAP.

2, 4

[glassbox]

[ she obliges him, the cattiness not totally leaving her tone but turning into something more wry: ]

Y'want me t'find a piece of aluminum foil t'put between us or somethin'?

[ex_engineers208]

[ a sort of not-too-dire-but-still-kind-of-irked-these-fucking-dashes type of sigh. ]

I'm laughin' on the inside.

[ but he leans toward her side of the booth expectantly, anyway. ]

[glassbox]

[ she pauses, considering him almost critically like she's thinking about not doing it after all -- but after a moment or two, she leans forward, gently catching his face with her hands and tilting it just slightly away from her. another pause, another second thought. then, carefully, she presses a soft, but lingering kiss to his cheek before letting go, pulling back. ]

There. An' it didn't even kill you, did it?

[ex_engineers208]

[ when he takes his head in his hands for the little kiss, he relaxes in them―keeps the close distance even when she moves away.

a quirk of his mouth, a hmm. ]

Didn't seem t'kill me much.

[ his eyes flick to the side in silent consideration, and he moves forward; gives her a little firmer, but earnest peck. pulls back, looking nearly shy. ]

[glassbox]

[ lil stills when he kisses her, surprised maybe. against her will, her heart skips a little beat. she pauses, then lightly brushes her fingertips over the place where he kissed her before replying, quietly: ]

What was that for, hon?

[ex_engineers208]

[ he gives a little chuckle, and he looks a fraction more proud of himself than he should. ]

I hadta have a reason?

[glassbox]

[ and she's a little more charmed than she means to be. ]

Who are you, an' what've you done with my husband?

[ex_engineers208]

[ he bristles. good job a+ husbanding 4 today... ]

T's just a peck.

[glassbox]

[ the committee gives you an 8.5/10 madison jeffries. this probably means your wife won't shriek at you today, which might be a nice change of pace. in fact, lil seems almost a little amused or pleased or something, because her lips are threatening to turn upwards at the corners. ]

Should I be payin' you a dollar?