you can kiss me with the windows open while the rain comes pouring inside

[waiting]

the KISSING BOOTH meme
♡ MAKE A POST WHERE FOR SOME ARBITRARY REASON YOUR CHARACTER NOW FINDS THEMSELVES RUNNING A KISSING BOOTH. 
☆ OTHER CHARACTERS SHOW UP TO MOCK/BUY KISSES FROM/COMMISERATE WITH YOURS

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE...
♡ EVERY TIME A CHARACTER ASKS/PAYS YOURS FOR A KISS, YOUR CHARACTER HAS TO IC'LY ROLL NOT ONE, BUT *TWO* DICE TO DETERMINE WHAT KIND OF KISS IT WILL BE kind of like sex dice whoops
☆ Did we mention they're magic dice? They're magic dice. One way or another, your character will be compelled to do as the dice command... possibly to the horror of their customers.

DIE NUMBAH ONE: TYPE OF KISS
1. Clean
2. Sweet
3. Romantic
4. Dirty
5. Rough
6. Passionate

DIE NUMBAH TWO: BODY PART TO RECEIVE KISSING
1. Hand
2. Neck
3. Ear
4. Cheek
5. Lips
6. Buyer's Choice

Underaged characters can reroll until they get a combination that isn't horribad or can be immune to the whims of crazy kissing dice I guess???

Comments

[waiting]

[ He shrugs. He has his own discomfort with the situation, sure, but Mitch is just ... blowing it out of proportion. ]

Fucked up shit happens here all the time, right? [ Case in point: he looks at the dice sitting innocuously on the counter. Who even came up with them in the first place? ]

Besides, it's just one kiss. It's not like, I dunno, you got caught with your hand down my pants or anything. Not exactly blackmail material.

[viced]

[ Right. No big deal. He looks back at City Hall like he wants to escape back to the warmth, and safety, of his office. ]

No, of course it isn't. Look, just trust me on this. It's a politics thing, alright?