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[glassbox]

secret barfing meme.

post as your character, revealing a hideous secret or confession. other characters respond icly. your character continues to be compelled to tell the truth.

Comments

[enigmaestro]

I'm just going to have to assume you approve of the fashion, slightly. At least slightly.

[whocouldwinarabbit]

SOMETIMES A MAN JUST NEEDS SHIT WITH SKULLS ON IT.

AT LEAST I DIDN'T PAY.

[nutritionalexpert]

Oh my god. Did you nab a Korn CD while you were there?

[whocouldwinarabbit]

KORN AND I ARE NOT ON SPEAKING TERMS ANYMORE.

[nutritionalexpert]

Whoa. Trippy.

... Wait a second, I think Alex had that.

[whocouldwinarabbit]

ALEX HAD A LOT OF THINGS. A DOG, FOR INSTANCE.

[nutritionalexpert]

Ow. Low blow, man. I tried to save her, y'know. It's not my fault yours has bigger claws.

[enigmaestro]

And which clerks did you leave undevoured?

[whocouldwinarabbit]

THE GUY IN THE BACK DOING STOCK. COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO BREAK IN. PLACES TO BE, MALL COPS TO IMPALE, YOU UNDERSTAND.

[enigmaestro]

Points for noble attempts, then.

How many pieces of clothing do you have from this retailer?

[whocouldwinarabbit]

HERE, OR BACK HOME? BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT OF PUNISHER SHIRTS UNACCOUNTED FOR.

[enigmaestro]

Punisher shirts. I'm sure you think that's funny.