THE KISS AND TELL MEME

[gabbie]

the KISS AND TELL meme

➠ make a post as your character confessing their various romantic & sexual escapades/adventures/secrets since arriving in the City. This can range from make outs to sexings to unrequited crushes. If your character has had no action since their arrival, this meme can be used to wallow, lament, gloat, flirt, tease others, etc., etc.!
➠ underage characters can participate too by listing crushes or who they've been on dates with.
➠ other characters respond ICly with questions, mockery, disbelief, no duh, gossip, discussion, etc., etc. whatever!
➠ text stolen from ali!!

Comments

[swordedpast]

I'll get you floatation wings and lock the door. That's sufficient.

[gandere]

They'll come in through the window.

I won't see them coming. I may as well kiss my innocence goodbye now.

[swordedpast]

Your bathroom has a window?!

[gandere]

Yes, haven't you ever noticed it before?

Sometimes I forget to close the blinds too.

[swordedpast]

I'm painting it black. Sunlight is unnecessary in there.

[gandere]

How else am I going to get any sunlight if not from it shining in while I'm taking a bath, Archer?

[swordedpast]

You'll find a way somehow. I have faith in your resourcefulness.

[gandere]

You can't just go painting things black when you want no one to see them. Do you see me spray painting my legs?

Well?

[swordedpast]

That might be easier than using all that sock glue.

[gandere]

Who says I use any of that?

[ She's running out here in America. ] Just look, they pinch my thighs just nice enough.

[ Holding up her skirt a bit just to emphasize. ]

[swordedpast]

[ FLINGING HIS HANDS UP OVER HIS EYES ]

[gandere]

Hey Archer, if I hold it up a little higher you might be able to see something else.

[swordedpast]

I won't, because I'm not looking.

[ ...he opens one eye, though. ]

[gandere]

[ Don't worry, she's flipped her skirt down already. ]

Your loss~ You could have had something real embarrassing to say the next time if you had.

[swordedpast]

Yeah, it would be very embarrassing if you killed me.

[ Even so, his hand's still over his face. ]

[gandere]

I wouldn't kill you, Archer!

Just rough you up a little. I think you like that sort of thing to be honest.

[swordedpast]

What?!

[ He quickly drops his hand back to his side. ]

You've got no reason to think I like that sort of thing!

[gandere]

I have a suspicion. [ Since he wants to kill himself, that's the highest form of harm possible. ]

If not, you're going to have to prove it.

[swordedpast]

That's not how this sort of accusation works, Rin. In this country, the burden of proof is on the accuser.

[gandere]

This country's laws are stupid and you only choose to abide by them when it conveniences you.

[swordedpast]

Wow, I suppose that's true. And it is convenient right now. You can't just make outrageous claims like that without proof.

[gandere]

I guess I'll just have to get a whip and test it out on you then. If you cry, I won't tell anyone.

[swordedpast]

I won't cry in front of you!

[gandere]

Not even a little? [ Or when I use this icon??? ]

[swordedpast]

Hmm. Is that what you like, Rin? To see me cry? I see, that's why you want that whip.

Well, I can't give it to you. My tears have all dried up, so your deviant desires will never be fulfilled.