BECAUSE IT'S PEPPER'S BIRTHDAY...

[goateese]

the CLIFF/SHAG/MARRY meme
(With a twist)



The RULES
❯ Post with your character
❯ Comment to other characters with three options
❯ Answer with who you'd cliff, shag, or marry
❯ AND HERE IS THE TWIST: Then act out those options with the characters!
❯ HAVE FUN and nobody is ever late!

Comments

[ioudas]

Shag Zatanna, marry Hank (and subsequently divorce him) and Cliff a Penguin.

[professorlionface]

Oh, please. You'd be stuck with me far longer than that!

[ioudas]

Fine. I'll hurl myself out of a window.

[professorlionface]

Now, now. Cliffing yourself was never part of the exercise.

[ioudas]

It might as well be called "Shag, Cliff yourself, Cliff".

[professorlionface]

Someone has a very cynical attitude toward marriage.

[ioudas]

Have you met me?

[professorlionface]

You don't think there can be humor in the obvious?

[ioudas]

Not really. I tend to deal in the ironic more than anything else.

[professorlionface]

No reason to limit yourself, here are vast options to take if you really want to explore humor!

[ioudas]

Is that your sell?

[professorlionface]

I don't need that for a sell, I'm naturally cuddly. That's just an added bonus.

[hexappeal]

Cliff me, please.

[ioudas]

Can it be after the shagging?

[hexappeal]

I'd prefer before, if it's all the same to you.

[ioudas]

That's rather rude.

[hexappeal]

So is expecting a woman to have sex with you just because you want her to.