goshdarnspam | CRY WOLF: Day 4

The votes were cast and counted. At the end of the day, Kreeptonian was led out to a symphony of cheering off to the segway garage. There he was shaved, skinned, and left in a meat freezer set on high. His skin was used to line a new coat for Zero.

Kreeptonian was a sheep.

Welcome to Day Four

It's a little chilly today, with some drizzle to add to the gloomy look of the sky. Those segway tracks are starting to cake with mud.

Something is wrong, though. Not far from the snack table, innocent sheep Trowa's limbs can be found scattered, missing a few digits on the hands. Fragments of bones are crushed into the muddy tracks, and some teeth are scattered across the grassy meadow. Nothing else can be found of him.

But that's not all. Sly wolf Ruka's corpse is strung out on the fenceposts; her eyes, tongue, and kidneys are missing. The side of her skull is indented, like the handlebar of a segway smashed into it.

As if that wasn't enough, the fencepost next to her is now decorated with the body of the alpha wolf, Edgeworth. His ruffles are shredded, his hair mussed, and the skin of his face appears to have been forcibly ripped off. His feet are shoeless and crushed, indented with tire tracks. Seems there was some infighting among the wolves, and these two didn't come out so lucky.

The violence has escalated. What will the flock do?

VOTE THREAD

WOLF VOTING

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Kreeptonian, Trowa, Ruka, and Edgeworth are all out of the game. They are welcome to haunt as ghosts (use Courier Font to distinguish yourselves), just as the other deceased are.

THE FLOCK:
Sai
Kiryu
Saitou
Bullseye
Tyler
Rorschach
Teddy
Castiel
Mazi
Tim
Clark
Riddler
Raven
Anna
Elsa
Waspinator
Lust
Atsuko
Billy
The Violator
The Pied Piper
Catwoman
Wolverine
Captain Britain
Galactus
EVE
Ammy
Lyra
Circe
Sirius
Nico
Chief
Ruby
Hulk
Metabee
Meta Knight
Superboy
Jason
Axel
Optimus Prime
The Devil's Chair
Captain America
Godzilla
Adam
Doctor Horrible
Harvey Dent
Malchior
Natasha
Bucky

Total deaths: 8
Known wolves: 3

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I can clean your clock faster than it'd take you to page him, question-mark.

Question mark? I'm going to end you, with a period.

Not unless the wolves get you first, sheepy.

I have a plan for that, you know.

It involved not kissing with Clock King. If case you want to take some notes.

You keep saying this like it's going to affect me. Sucks for you--I got pulled into this game right before that story arc.

Well that doesn't mean I can't post pictures of it in the spam section.

Yeah. That's right.

Rose, you went from Tim to kind of Kid Devil I guess to Clock King? Tsk.

The best part? Twenty bucks says I can go back down the list without even blinking. Ten more says they like it.

Yes, yes, but that's just giving you money, now isn't it?

Thirty bucks says you could do better than Clock King.

That's not a bet, that's a fact. But I'll take the cash anyhow.

You have to prove it first.

Then keep your eyes peeled, and hope the writing staff after McKeever has brains.

But we can't tell DC that's what we want, or they'll do the opposite.

They have eyes everywhere. The concept of Brother Eye? Actually Grant Morrison.

He's watching now.

Well, shit, then I better start up with the reverse psychology right now. Guess I want a man like Clock King. Or you.

Oh yes, jest as much as you'd like. But your efforts are in vain.

Don't make me find a fanfic where we're paired, two souls romantically intertwined in the arms of one another. Sitting on the warm sands of a tropical beach, observing the sun set as the mellow light illuminates the blue hue of your ~~eyes~~ eye.

Because I will.

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And by 'find', I'm guessing you mean 'make'?

Don't push me, woman.

By all means, go ahead. I'm sure it'll be very self-indulgent and ridiculous. I need a good laugh.

Oh, do you now?

So do you think McKeever was an insert for Clock King? I can see similarities.

We're walking into ick-territory, Riddle-boy.

What will it take for you to never call me that again?

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Sometimes I like being a little meta, Tim.

Well, at least I rank higher than Clock King.

You heard me.

I don't really think that I'm a good person to be trying that with, right now. What with all the kidnapping ridiculousness.