[identity profile] veggievaluator.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/Thy_Dungeonman) with ye ten-year-old shota housewife.

Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye scroll is a FLASK. Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH and DENNIS."

What dost thou deaust?

[identity profile] beenablast.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
GET DAGGER

[identity profile] veggievaluator.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Thou cannotst get that. Quit making stuffeth up!

[identity profile] veggievaluator.livejournal.com 2009-04-20 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That wasn't very smart. Your score was: -100 . Play again? [Y/N]