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[manslut.livejournal.com]

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POST THE LOG HERE

???

PROFIT

BECAUSE THIS WAS A GENIUS IDEA ON THE DARE MEME

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[rubiksnoob.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: uaaahhhhh
Stranger: oh hi there
You: uuaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
You: uaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You: !
You: [waves]
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[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

LMFAO OH MY GOD

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: um h-hello?
Stranger: fuck yourself
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[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

LMFAO I WONDER IF THAT WAS ONE OF US.

[reactionary.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hurm.
Stranger: hello how are you
You: Am fine.
Stranger: where are you from
You: New York.
Stranger: city or state
You: Both.
You: Transient.
Stranger: ah.. got ya
You: ...
Stranger: what do u do in new york
You: Vigilante.
Stranger: are you batman
You: No.
Stranger: o im dissapointed
You: ...
Stranger: can we pretend your batman?
You: No.
Stranger: from gotham and a vigilante your batman
You: Not Gotham.
Stranger: new york= gotham
You: Wrong.
Stranger: The longstanding nickname "Gotham" was first attached to New York by Washington Irving in his magazine Salmagundi
You: No.
Stranger: ok batman can i call you bruce wayne or we sticking to your character
You: Not Batman.
Stranger: so bruce wayne then Hi Bruce
You: Very stupid.
Stranger: at least u accept my place in society
You: ...
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[andthedog.livejournal.com]

i can't breathe fg;lkd

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: h-hello?
Stranger: Asl?
You: um
You: 16/f/the city
Stranger: The city?
You: um yeah
You: that's what it's called :(
Stranger: No its not its not like im gunna rape u
You: no it's really true!
You: i didn't believe it either, but that's totally what it's called.
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[andthedog.livejournal.com]

LMFAO lkjds

do envy

[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELLO.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
Stranger: asl
You: 30/m/bronx
You: asl
You: and do you got big honkin tits
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[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

OMFASLKja

[goturheart.livejournal.com]

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: Hello.
You: m/35/gotham
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[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

LMAO NO ONE LIKES HUSH

[badhorsefan.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: Uh...hiya?
Stranger: what's up
You: Nothing much. Just chilling I guess.
Stranger: same here
Stranger: lovin the weekend
You: Yeah, I guess it's cool. Not having to work always rocks.
Stranger: did you get layed off?
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[antiduality.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HOOOOOOWDEEEEE
Stranger: your not a crazy person that wants to have sex, are u
You: WELL FUCK
You: WHY DONTCHA WANNA HAVE SEX?
Stranger: like everyone else here
Stranger: caps
Stranger: dude
You: Hey.
Stranger: caps lock
You: HEY.
You: shut the fuck up and eat cock
Stranger: sex with you
Stranger: ?
You: yeah?
Stranger: sure, not
You: you want it bitch?
Stranger: your a guy
You: YOU WANT THIS SHIT?
Stranger: a god
Stranger: f this
You: yeah
You: you bet
Stranger: dear god
You: motherfucker.
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: am a dude
You: Gay.
Stranger: no you
Stranger: you want to have sex
Stranger: not me
You: HEEEEELL YEAH
Stranger: your teh one that wants sex
Stranger: with a guy
You: Bet you'd like fifty dicks up yer ass.
Stranger: ?
You: YEEEEEEHAW DOOR IN THE COWS AND THE LASSOS
Stranger: mother fucker
You: DICK IN YOUR FACE
You: WHAT DO YOU DO
You: SUCK IT DOWNNNNNNNN
You: CUZ YR A FAAAAAAGGGGGGGOOOOTTT
You: Type faster shithead.
Stranger: did you know that people that are afraid of gay people and call other people gay, 77 percent of the time are gay, thats bad news for you
Stranger: is it is
Stranger: unless your total drucnk
Stranger: *drunk
You: Heh.
You: Heheeheehehhehhehehhhehehheehh.
Stranger: your getting hard of this i am sure
Stranger: your perv
Stranger: anyway, hows life dick
You: Can't complain
You: So long as yr mommy keeps puttin out.
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[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

LMFAO I

aslkfj

HAHAHALKJAAAAAAAAAa

[olcountrydoc.livejournal.com]

Okay, reposting here.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hey there.
Stranger: I love you
You: Don't be stupid.
Stranger: No, i do
You: We just met for God's sake!
Stranger: Do you believe in god?
You: I don't even know your damn name!
Stranger: Sophis
You: What?
Stranger: Sophia
Stranger: Whats yours
You: I don't want to know your nam!
You: *name
You: I hate this thing.
Stranger: Why not
You: It did that on purpose.
Stranger: So do i
Stranger: I do love you though
You: Who the hell talks to people like this, anyway.
You: Fine. Is it some sorta general "love of all humanity and sapient creatures" thing?
Stranger: No.
You: So why say it?
Stranger: Cause i can
You: Well, that's a good reason I suppose.
Stranger: Yes it is
You: Doesn't make it true.
Stranger: Did i ever say it was true
Stranger: Love is relative anyways
Stranger: Everyone defines it differently
You: Well, English has only the one word.
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: Id love to spend the rest of my life with you. I ou want
You: What in hell is the point of this thing, anyway.
Stranger: If you want
Stranger: What thing
Stranger: Omegle?
You: O-whatsit, whatever.
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[deadontarget.livejournal.com]

LFMAO I'D LOVE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH YOU.

You got a winner.

[enigmaestro.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: stop
You: Pardon me?
Stranger: perdoname
You: My good sir and or madam, could you clarify?
Stranger: claire bennet
Stranger: spectrum patronum
You: ... I see.
Stranger: i'm blind
You: Glad to know Arkham's ever up to par.
Stranger: arkansas?
You: ... Close.
Stranger: closer
Stranger: and i just can...
You: My sarcasm is daunting, I know.
Stranger: sacramenha
You: Now you're merely throwing up on the keyboard aren't you?
Stranger: you get the keys, so shut up and drive
Stranger: tell me
You: You sound like Lust.
Stranger: lost?
You: Close.
Stranger: dio cane
Stranger: bad boy, what you gonna do?
You: I'm reformed.
You: I keep telling people that, but does anyone listen?
You: no.
You: No they do not.
You: Really, it makes one question the state of humanity.
Stranger: i'm a girl, looking for a black man
Stranger: save the burrixo, save the world
You: Well, I'm a man. Sorry to half disappoint.
Stranger: so fuc
Stranger: fuck
You: Pardon me?
Stranger: vai stronda no segatto?
You: Now you sound like Harley.
Stranger: urso panda
Stranger: iarley?
You: I suppose it's a compliment.
Stranger: meteu uma assitencia no cartola
Stranger: supositorio
Stranger: one thing, i dont know why
Stranger: bye niggaz
You: Meus carus , vos es frustra.
Stranger: tu é uma fruta?
Stranger: viado
Stranger: bicha
Stranger: flw
Stranger: see you in other life
You: Ambiguus
Stranger: ambev
You: I'm to fond of this life, my dear.
Stranger: fondue
You: Though really, I don't--
You: No. Not fondue.
Stranger: fudi?
You: Are you Thomas Elliot?
Stranger: no, i'm elifoot
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[antiduality.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHHAAHHA

[kamikazeaussie.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hi!
Stranger: whats your name
You: Jet, you?
Stranger: ali
You: Best fucking name ever. You know how to fly?
You: I'm pretty sure I knew an Ali that could fly.
Stranger: nope
Stranger: can you
You: YEP!
Stranger: awesome
You: Do you like Rod Stewart?
Stranger: haha
You: What?
You: He's a fucking musical genius.
Stranger: u live in the usa
Stranger: ?
You: I can sit on my ass packing vegimite sandwhiches dumping his shit into my ears all day
You: Nah Australia, but right now I'm in the City
Stranger: its amazing right
You: YEEEAh
You: best booze
You: My friend runs a bar and I hoochie dance there
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: how old?
You: Don't hoochie dance much but after I fucked Adam Ant I got this ego up and about when it comes to my snatch.
You: Me?
You: uh 20something idk hangover
You: you?
Stranger: haha 18
You: Where you at.
Stranger: ny
You: REALLY
Stranger: yea
Stranger: best place in the world
You: I hear there's an armpit fire festival there.
Stranger: wtf
You: Where you sweat the whole day out into your pits, stick 'em in the air at night and light 'em up.
You: Then blow it out before it starts raging.
Stranger: that is fucking discusting
You: I think it's amazing.
You: I never shave my pits, fuck. My hoohoo? Yeah. I hate crotch whigs but I love my pits.
You: I don't want to rob them of their natural beauty BUT if given the chance I would set them on fire.
Stranger: thats great
You: Yea
You: Ever seen a roo's dick?
Stranger: what
You: A kangaroo's dick.
Stranger: um i live in the us
Stranger: new york
Stranger: not in australia
You: What.
Stranger: there are no kangaroos hee
Stranger: here
Stranger: if you havent noticed
You: Isn't NY part of Australia.
You: Pretty sure we claimed your land first.
Stranger: sure
Stranger: u done with school?
Stranger: college?
Stranger: or older
You: What the fuck is school never went there.
Stranger: i can tell
You: I got out and lived the life in the outbacks Tank, Jet, and Sub the three of us but Jesus christ fuck Sub
You: i mean
You: you can't swim a sub through the outbacks.
Stranger: rightt
You: ever been institutionalized
Stranger: no
You: they strap you to a chair and make you watch the social equivilent to tiny toons all day and night they pry your eyes open
You: and make you eat potato chips and orange juice until it rots out your fucking stomach
You: you never get a break
You: i met this psycho chick barney there, actually tank met her and i just ran up with her a little later
Stranger: your reallly something
You: thanks i wish i could say the same about you
You: i like foreigner a lot
You: they're american and interesting
You: you should try listening to them more often, maybe get fucking inspired.
Stranger: americans are fat
You: FFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
You: FATTY FAT FAT
Stranger: yep
You: bxoikn
You: LISTEN HERE YA YELLOW BASTARD
Stranger: im listenign
You: go stick that turtle up a rat's ass and launch it from the number one cock in america
You: in any given hillbilly ask for a half a nut
You: keep asking until they rip your balls off
You: it will happen
Stranger: ok
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[andthedog.livejournal.com]

what is this conversation

[pi-ka-chuuuu.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Pikaaaa~
Stranger: cchu
You: PikaPi?
Stranger: pika
You: Pikaaaa!
Stranger: pika pikapi
You: PiPikachu! Pika?
Stranger: sex
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... >.>

[andthedog.livejournal.com]

LMFAO I AM NOT SURPRISED BY THIS CONVERSATION

[hulkkeysmash.livejournal.com]

sob


Bruce has been talking with this nice girl from Korea for like fifteen minutes. It's not lulz, it's COMPLETELY SAD.

[molotovmartinis.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, that's so terrible.

[400yearsold.livejournal.com]

Adam's been talking to this dude from China. They got on the topic of war. >D

[wolfofmibu]

guys I'm a little scared to do this

[andthedog.livejournal.com]

yeah me too SINCE THIS IS THE ONLY GUY I PLAY

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Lets play a game. First to disconnect loses
Stranger: Hi
You: Hah. Fine, you're on.
Stranger: d00d
Stranger: Your not going to beat me
Stranger: I'm a beast
You: It's 'you're' by the way
You: a beast? no doubt. like all humans
You: SO. Fleshbag.
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[andthedog.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

[wolfofmibu]

THIS WAS LITERALLY THE BEST CONVERSATION EVER

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl?
You: ... what.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: It's a fairly standard question.
Stranger: age/sex/location
Stranger: Never heard it before?
You: No.
Stranger: Then you must be a crazy person. :(
You: ... right.
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[satisfiedsigner]

XD Poor Saitou.

[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

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You: Hello!
Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: good
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Poor Chekov. :c

[noimthecaptain.livejournal.com]

:c

[androllout.livejournal.com]

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You: Uh, hello
Stranger: ı thınk u r horny gırl
Stranger: :D
You: I... what?
You: No
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[wictorwictor.livejournal.com]

Cheky just gets the shit conversations.

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Stranger: hey
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl? 19/f/cali here
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: seems like this chat isnt working
You: No no, it's working fine for me!
You: I can see your words.
You: I just wanted to know what 'asl' meant.
Stranger: well drop me a message on http://datefinder24.info/?user=xchelsea1989x if you wanna talk anytime, my name is xchelsea1989x there! byeee
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[noimthecaptain.livejournal.com]

You pick 'em almost as well as Bones!

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey babes wanna shag?
You: you pathetic maggot.
You: as if i would lower myself to fucking a human like you.
Stranger: who sed im human dumass
Stranger: and its bigger than a maggot fool
You: ugh.
You: i can smell your human stench from a mile away.
Stranger: like my penisvagina
You: you humans are so full of shit.
You: i'd like nothing better than to scoop your eyeballs out with a spoon.
Stranger: you are shit
You: and leave them on a platter to rot.
You: lowly creatures.
Stranger: i aint no human im baraka obama and he's god
You: pathetic.
You: how typical.
You: all humans are lying, filthy fleshbags.
Stranger: im jesus in the making
You: ha!
You: you delude yourself, human.
Stranger: same as you retard
Stranger: im going to sleep nite nite u sexy alian
You: die a horrible death, maggot.
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[andthedog.livejournal.com]

FKLDASJ /DYING

/DYING

/DYING

[andthedog.livejournal.com]

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You: Hey, babe.
You: Don't be shy.
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[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

REJECTED

[beenablast.livejournal.com]

... this is so very very sad.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Uh, hey?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: Uh, what's up, uh?
You: Nothing much, you?
Stranger: just killing some time
Stranger: being a loser
Stranger: you?
You: Ah, same, I guess.
You: I'm not a loser though.
You: Really.
Stranger: I need to go
Stranger: see you later
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[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

LMFOFAOOAFOAS

[hulkkeysmash.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: gurl boy
You: HULK.
You: HULK IS MAN. MORE MAN THAN PUNY BRUCE BANNER.
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Stranger: hii
You: HI.
Stranger: how young
You: AM YOUNG
Stranger: ur age?
You: 16 YEARS
Stranger: m/f?
You: HULK IS MAN
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI.
You: WHY YOU NOT TALK TO HULK
Stranger: 哈囉你好嗎
You: HULK SMASH SQIGGLY LINES! HULK HATE THEM!
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[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

LMFAO I"SLKjfa

HAHAHHA:LKa

[gamblers.livejournal.com]

You: Yo.
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[wolfofmibu]

... well Xepi o_O