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[manslut.livejournal.com]

http://omegle.com/

TALK TO A RANDOM STRANGER IN CHARACTER

POST THE LOG HERE

???

PROFIT

BECAUSE THIS WAS A GENIUS IDEA ON THE DARE MEME

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[androllout.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: form
You: form?
Stranger: where are you
You: oh. the city.
You: yes it's really called that, I'm sorry I don't have a better name.
Stranger: country
pesquisar
Stranger: country
You: USA
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[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

I'm hideous.

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Stranger: hi
You: So what if I told you
You: that I'm not human
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Stranger: asl? 19/f/cali here
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: seems like this chat isnt working
You: 9,016,325/m/cybertron
You: well currently The City
You: sorry I'm a little slow
Stranger: well drop me a message on http://datefinder24.info/?user=xchelsea1989x if you wanna talk anytime, my name is xchelsea1989x there! byeee
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[beenablast.livejournal.com]

They think you're a furry, Starscream.

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

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You: GREETINGS MEATBAG
Stranger: yes
You: yes?
Stranger: no
You: yes, you are a meatbag
Stranger: hey
You: no what
Stranger: boob
You: primus what are you a glitchhead?
Stranger: obamba
You: your moma
Stranger: yes
You: oh well that explains it
Stranger: wilmer valderama
You: ... I'm talking to a spambot aren't I
You: or else Nygma
You: Nygma is that you
Stranger: nigeria
You: you're not clever
Stranger: clevland
You: ... yeahhh spambot
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[jetf1re.livejournal.com]

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Stranger: im a man
You: Um, okay.
Stranger: i take that back
Stranger: im THE man
Stranger: the man with the plan
Stranger: in his hand
You: Ah, that is being very interesting.
Stranger: I hold a sanwhich
Stranger: a sandwhich of omens
You: I am liking sandwiches!
Stranger: I smother the sandwhich over my naked body
Stranger: then throw it in the fire
Stranger: im done with it now
You: Why would you be doing something like that?
Stranger: I crawl over to my lion rug
Stranger: I stare into its eyes
Stranger: and purr
Stranger: I am the LION
Stranger: I AM MOFASA
You: Who is this Mofasa?
Stranger: the lion king?
You: I am not knowing a Mofasa.
Stranger: never seen it?
You: I am not thinking so.
Stranger: i am thinking you are a russian
Stranger: or from khazekstan
You: No, I am Cybertronian.
Stranger: wtf is that?
Stranger: cyber like the interwebs?
You: Cybertronian. They are being those that live on Cybertron.
Stranger: nice definition ass hole
You: It is being a planet far from this...Earth.
Stranger: so ur from 4chan basically?
You: What is this 4chan you are speaking of?
Stranger: nevermind I tire of you
Stranger: good day
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[wolfofmibu]

WHO THE HELL IS THIS PERSON...

THIS. WAS THE BEST CONVERSATION. I HAVE EVER HAD.

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: Twenty-five/Female/California, and yourself?
Stranger: twenty one/ male / new york city
Stranger: :P
You: Oh, New York! I love it there.
Stranger: :D
You: In fact, it's where I'm visiting currently.
Stranger: oh yeah? where in NY
You: Currently within the upper east. I don't anticipate to stay much longer, though. I find it lovely here, and hope to visit again.
Stranger: ah, well
Stranger: what part of cali are you from?
You: San Fransico.
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: *latches onto you and never lets go*
Stranger: i'm moving to the bay area after college if all goes well
You: I wish you the best of luck, then.
You: Moving that far of a distance can be daunting.
You: I'm sure you'll do fine though.
Stranger: yeah, i'll miss NY, i know that
Stranger: sorry for the delay
You: Not a problem at all, I'm quite patient.
You: I can see why you would miss it.
Stranger: haha i'm not at all... then again, i'm 21 and male :P
You: Heh, this is true.
You: What are you currently studying in college, if I may ask?
Stranger: respiratory therapy 8-)
You: Fantastic. I admire you for such a thing.
Stranger: haha thanks i guess
Stranger: i'm not doing it for the right reasons, just because it makes decent money and i can live anywhere and have a job :)
Stranger: plus, it's recession-proof
You: Well we all have to be secure in our lives, so there's no blame there.
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: what do you look like, if you don't mind me asking
You: I don't mind. I'm around 5'6, with blue eyes, and dark hair around shoulder-length.
Stranger: cool :)
Stranger: what do you do for a living?
You: Ah, I'm currently a personal assistant. Nothing too glamorous, I'm afraid.
Stranger: haha that's quite alright
You: I do enjoy my work, and it pays well, so I have no complaints.
Stranger: not everyone can be an astronaut
You: Yes, that's true.
Stranger: all i'll ever want from my career is 75k a year, and something that i can do for 8 hours and forget about afterwards
Stranger: i don't want my job to control my life, i could never own my own business for that reason
You: I think many people would agree with your line of thinking. Myself being one of them.
You: However if life leads me in that direction, I will take it.
Stranger: that's a good attitude
You: I hope a 'good attitude' will be enough.
Stranger: lol well you sound very pretty, so if nothing else pans out you can work a street corner :P
Stranger: ...juust kidding of course
You: Heh, of course. But thank you, I will take that as a compliment.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: more girls need that attitude
Stranger: "you could be a whore".... "thank you"
You: Well I have definitely heard worse insults in my life?
Stranger: psh, why? you seem like a nice person
You: You know how humanity can sometimes be, cruel to things that aren't themselves.
Stranger: yeah... translation: people suck
You: Exactly.
You: But we've all had to deal with that in some way. I try to hold my head high and move past it.
You: Life is too short, in other words.
Stranger: ughh i feel so old at 21
Stranger: it's depressing
You: Is this perhaps when I begin the talk of 'life is depressing, we will all one day die'?
Stranger: haha no
You: I find myself rather good at that conversation.
Stranger: this is about the time you say "ohhh tom, you're a god, let me praise the ground you walk on"
You: I suppose I can if you'd like me to.
Stranger: haha idc
You: But I do warn you I doubt it will be sincere.
You: After all, I don't know many gods named "Tom".
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how many gods DO you know?
You: Personally? None.
You: I have simply never heard of one named "Tom". Aries, maybe.

PART 2

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

Stranger: lol
Stranger: zeus 8-)
You: Always the most vengeful of them all, and one who I would rather not meet in a dark alley somewhere.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i'd rather meet zeus in a dark alley than mike tyson D:
You: Hmm, you have a point.
You: Is Mike Tyson the one that now promotes products on television?
You: Or... I suppose there are many of them now.
Stranger: nope, that'd be george foreman
You: Right, I confuse the names. The faces, however, I can remember.
Stranger: mike tyson is the one who was put in jail for 3 years for raping a 19 year old girl, he's the one who was arrested 38 times before he was 13 years old
You: While the other sells small grills to unsuspecting viewers within their homes.
Stranger: haha indeed, quite the difference
You: It'll be easier to remember, at least.
Stranger: mhm
You: Well it has been a delight to speak with you, Tom, but I'm afraid I must go.
You: My name is Raven, by the way. Since I know of yours.
Stranger: aww
Stranger: Goodnight lovely Raven
You: Goodnight, dear sir.

[returntoeven.livejournal.com]

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: im not a girl
You: Neither am I.
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[imitatively.livejournal.com]

xD

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

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Stranger: hi
You: S'up dude
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[beenablast.livejournal.com]

CLEVER KID!

[lovemynuts.livejournal.com]

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You: HI ITS VINCE WITH SLAP CHOP
You: YOU'RE GONNA BE IN A GREAT MOOD ALL DAY CAUSE YOU’RE GONNA BE SLAPPIN YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAP CHOP.
Stranger: i choped my penis with that thing
You: NOW LOOK HERE'S A POTATO!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pi-ka-chuuuu.livejournal.com]

...oh. my. gawd.

*<3's forever*

More Pikachu. Just 'cause.

[pi-ka-chuuuu.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pika!
Stranger: HI
You: Pikaaa-chu~
Stranger: OK
Stranger: I like
Stranger: FROM?
You: Pi-ka.
You: Pi?
You: ...PI?!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Pi...ka.
Stranger: where?
You: Pi-ka!
Stranger: Are you Pi-ka?
You: PikaPikachu!
You: Pi?
Stranger: 節尼
Stranger: jane?
You: ...Pikaaaaa.
You: Pikachu.
Stranger: janeeeeeee
You: Pi! PikaPikachu!
Stranger: kama......
You: PikaPikachu piPika!
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[andthedog.livejournal.com]

LMFAO HI JANE

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: DO
Stranger: YOU
Stranger: LIKE
Stranger: WAFFLES
Stranger: ?
You: i-i love waffles.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[imitatively.livejournal.com]

YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES

(DO YOU LIKE PANCAKES)

YEAH WE LIKE PANCAKES

(DO YOU LIKE FRENCH TOAST)

YEAH WE LIKE FRENCH TOAST

DODODODO CAN'T WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFULL!

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey dude
Stranger: oh where?
You: Uh, me? My room
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are you from ~?
Stranger: 이런 찐따새끼 말 좆나느려
You: The City. Yeah, name sucks, tell me about it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

NOBODY LOVES METABEE

PART ONE

[400yearsold.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi,china,and u ?
You: What? So, your name's China or are you from China?
Stranger: from china
You: Ah. I'm from Britain myself. Lovely place.
Stranger: UK?
Stranger: m or f?
You: The one and only.
Stranger: i am man
You: M. You?
You: Never mind.
Stranger: are you girl?
Stranger: are u a gilr?
You: If I'm a girl then something's really wrong.
You: I'm a man and I always have been.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: how old are you,please?
Stranger: i am 23 years old
You: 29.
You: Not that much older than you-that's good.
Stranger: do u love little brother?
You: What the hell is taht?
Stranger: i mean the brother that is younger than u
You: Ah. I'm an only child.
Stranger: how much do you hate china?
You: Why would I hate China? I've never been but I hear it's nice.
You: How much do you hate the UK?
Stranger: Foreigners usually hate china,that let me thought all of you hate china
Stranger: i don't hate the UK,
You: Thankfully, I'm not your average foreigner.
You: And that's good that you like the UK.
Stranger: Do you married?
You: Oh lord. I was married, but it was a long time ago.
Stranger: you mean she leave u ,right?
You: She died.
Stranger: you mean she leave u now ,right?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: sorry sorry
You: It's alright. Like I said, it was a while ago.
Stranger: i have a girl which is in scotland now
You: That's nice, I guess.
You: Long distance relationships are a bitch, though.
Stranger: she might be died ,i guess
You: Wait. You don't know if your girl is dead or not?
Stranger: i have not heard of her for a long time
You: Ah. She's probably just forgotten to write or something stupid like that.
Stranger: all are possible,i will get someone others to instead of her
You: Here's some advice. If you want a girl, go for Americans. They're so easy. It's pathetic to get one in your pants.
Stranger: i do not like american girls ,they are not sexy in my eyes
Stranger: do you care about the north korea>
You: To each his own. My last girlfriend was American.
You: To be honest, I really never think about North Korea at all.
Stranger: there will be a big war on the earth,maybe
Stranger: i am worried
You: Oh don't worry.
You: This might be good.
You: Really, is it all that bad if humanity wipes itself out?
You: It'd give the earth a fresh start on life.
Stranger: maybe it has little business of UK,you are long distance from north korea
You: Stop war, finish famine, the whole nine yards.
Stranger: us ,south korea ,china will come into the war ,i think
You: Really...that's good.
Stranger: but may it is a chance to change china,china has a bad Social system
You: Tell me more about this war.
Stranger: i don't kown many either, just because the weapon
You: What weapon?
Stranger: Nuclear weapons
You: Interesting...tell me more.
Stranger: you see
Stranger: don't you know that north korea had nuclear weapons already?
You: I'm not much on current politics. I've been indisposed.
Stranger: i konw
Stranger: north korea is a Rogue states,the don.t care many things which is good for the world
You: Continue.
Stranger: they are dangerous for the country around him
Stranger: china,south korea,japan, we are in danger
You: So what would happen if Korea launched these missles? Like...what kind of destruction would it cause?

PART TWO

[400yearsold.livejournal.com]

Stranger: nuclear weapon is so dangerous,that can almost distroy the earth
Stranger: so many country near north korea may care about it
You: Completely terrifying. Awe-inspiring, but terrifying nonetheless.
Stranger: north korea is a autarchic country,though china is autarchic too,but china is better than north,
You: So if someone wanted to destroy the earth, these nuclear missles would be the best way to do it.
Stranger: right
You: The question is, how did North Korea get the missles? I thought only the US had nukes.
Stranger: many country has nuclear
Stranger: i double some country helps north korea,i hope it is not china
You: Interesting...
You: Well, thank you for telling me this.
Stranger: thank you for listening me
Stranger: i mean listening to me
You: Well you're welcome.
Stranger: my english is not good
Stranger: i hate my english lessons,and the exam usually fail
You: Oh don't worry. Your English is just fine. It's a lot better than some of the people I know.
Stranger: there are so much wrong in my sentence
Stranger: thank you
You: You're welcome.
Stranger: i have to do something,and have to leave,sorry,we'll talk for the next time
You: Alright. It's been nice talking to you.
Stranger: me too,i love you
Stranger: byebye
You: Uh...bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love how Adam spilled his crazy philosophy in the middle and the dude didn't even blink. xD

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ooi
You: hey man!
You: how's life treating you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

JESUSUSDFSDUSDFSDA

[andthedog.livejournal.com]

LMFAO NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU

[littleprovolone.livejournal.com]

Stranger: hi
You: Golly, hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: age sex location...?
You: Well, I'm sixteen, and a girl, and I'm in The City!
Stranger: cool, what r u up to tonight?
You: Well, right now I'm sitting in prison with my communicator. I'm hoping that someone will kill my polymorph soon so I can get out.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: do u shave your vagina while your in the slammer?
You: What a HORRIBLE thing to ask! How DARE you, you vile, vile human being!

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

Stranger: asl?
You: friends call me bee/dude/the city
You: asl?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pi-ka-chuuuu.livejournal.com]

WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE METABEE?

[loltraitorlol.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: primus on a pogo stick this has been a long night
You: of spambots and idiocy
You: so hello, please tell me you're at least a semi-intelligent life form
Stranger: i com from china
You: china, eh
Stranger: yes
Stranger: where are you from
You: uh
You: ... we'll just say new york
Stranger: how old are you
You: 9,016,325
You: my birthday was in april
Stranger: where"s you telephone
You: my telephone is currently. wait hang on
You: ... it fell into my shoe next to my desk, that's where it is
Stranger: where"s you telephone number
You: I dunno where my telephone number is
You: I'd imagine it would be in my phone. You know, that's actually a pretty interesting existential question
You: where IS the telephone number? is it just an ephemeral concept
You: ... oh you mean what
You: Haha
You: Like I'd tell some random meatbag from china that
You: er random meatbag from the internet
You: random
You: slaggit
Stranger: I have luch
You have disconnected.

[andthedog.livejournal.com]

WHAT THE FUCK ROFL

[tothecloud.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: um h-hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u? :D
You: i'm pretty good! :D
You: how are you?
Stranger: i'm good
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/f/the city
Stranger: AWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAA young. just how i like em
You: o-oh!
Stranger: yeaaaaaaa
You: okay. :(
Stranger: HEY BABI
Stranger: YOU MET PEDO BEAR??
You: S-STAY BACK.
Stranger: he looooooves you kind of girls
You: I HAVE SUPER POWERS YOU KNOW.
Stranger: WHATEVER
Stranger: PEDOBEAR
Stranger: RAPE HER
You: l-leave me alone!
Stranger: fake acting
Stranger: are u a troll?
Stranger: too?
Stranger: rofl
You: no. :(
You: i'm an abby.
Stranger: psssssh
Stranger: boring
Stranger: i leave now
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[andthedog.livejournal.com]

LMFAO

MADDIE

STAY AWAY

!!!!

[punmanarmy.livejournal.com]

Stranger: 한국말 할 줄 아시는분~
You: hey man what's up
You: oh
You: i don't speak that
You: sorry dude
Stranger: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
Stranger: 병신들
You: box box circle
You: circlebox
Stranger: FUCKKKKKK
You: dude there's no reason to use language like that
You: chill out
Stranger: FUCK !
You: kikikiki
You: play nice
Stranger: sorry.
You: hey man it's all good
You: took me by surprise there
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[darkprophecies.livejournal.com]

This... oh god. box box circle circlebox

[blk-arachnia.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: how dare you
You: How dare me?
Stranger: you are Stranger
You: What did I ever do to you fleshbag?
Stranger: it says so right there
Stranger: you just disconnected
You: You are a stranger as well glitchhead.
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: do i need to screencap this mother
You: Screencap all you like.
Stranger: does LL mean anything to you
You: But mine says that you are the stranger here.
Stranger: are you korean
You: No.
Stranger: there must be some kind of misunderstanding, it seems there may be 2 strangers out there
You: I suppose there is.
Stranger: my apologies
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[androllout.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's going on?
You: Not much
You: Got off work early today
Stranger: Cool, where at?
You: Police station
You: Needed a break from all the paper work. What about you?
Stranger: I'm just in college, currently on vaca now.
You: Vaca?
Stranger: Vacation?
You: Oh.
You: Right, sorry.
Stranger: Np. So how's life as a cop?
You: Harder than I expected. Still, it beats fixing bridges, and I get to help people, so it's not bad.
Stranger: Ah, I'm going into medicine but criminal justice has always interested me.
You: Really? A friend of mine is a medic.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: How're you doing?
Stranger: ;p
You: Oh, I'm from Gotham but I'm staying in the City.
You: What about you? Where are you from?
Stranger: I'm the Goku
Stranger: i am globs of dragons
Stranger: ha
You: ...what?
You: What's 'globs of dragons'?
Stranger: spheres of the dragon, not believe in dragon ball?
Stranger: vegeta is dead ;/
You: Who's Vegeta?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: do not know?
You: No clue.
You: Again, who's Vegeta?
Stranger: He is one of the strongest of the world
You: Okay...
Stranger: but I am the best
You: That's nice?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: DRAGON BALL IS THE BEST GAME
You: Oh, that's that show that came on in the 90s, right?
Stranger: But, I prefer BOMBERMAN
You: With the green-skinned kid and the monkey tail.
Stranger: yes
You: Okay. I've never watched it, but I saw it while flipping channels.
You: Who's the green-skinned guy again?
Stranger: ¿
Stranger: no ablo sua lingua
You: What?
You: Oh, no ablo espanol.
You: I think.
Stranger: eu acho too
You: Okay, why did you swap from English to Spanish?
Stranger: google is crazy
Stranger: ;o
You: That doesn't have anything to do with Dragon Ball!
Stranger: but, google is translate for me, hahaha bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[noimthecaptain.livejournal.com]

What the hell, man.

[fluidshape.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl
You: i'm four-hundred-years old.
You: human maggot.
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ur dad
You: SHUT UP
You: DON'T YOU MENTION THAT FUCKING BASTARD.
You: I DESPISE MY FATHER.
Stranger: fucked a tube
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[pinecloned.livejournal.com]

LMFFFAOSAOASOASOAIS

[pullingyourlegs.livejournal.com]

Stranger: Hi! Im 15/Male/England are you a female with cam? ;] and before you ask Im not cocky or arrogant
You: Oh, hello! I'm female, but I don't have a cam. What is a cam?
AND THEN HE DISCONNECTED :(

now tell me i'm fantastic.

[thedevilschair.livejournal.com]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: [the chair greets you]
Stranger: Wow a talking chair !?:O
You: [it appears so. though really it's more of an aura of speech than verbal communication.]
Stranger: Amazing .
You: [you are right to be impressed.]
Stranger: I gathered .
You: [just be careful not to sit in it. it might be, say, the Devil's Chair or somesuch.]
Stranger: Oh oh o.O I'll stay standing .
You: [a wise choice. you wouldn't want to be transported to a poorly budgeted hell, would you?]
Stranger: Ha Im already there . :o
You: [you don't say? the chair wonders how bad it could be.]
Stranger: Haha Glasgows pretty bad .

:o Thats a smart chair yano
You: [the chair is aware of this, but thanks you nonetheless. but the chair thought that Glasgow was a cultural mecca. how could it have been wrong?]
Stranger: Even the smartest of chairs get things wrong sometimes :O
You: [the chair has been shamed. it cannot crawl off in defeat, as it is bolted to the floor, but instead waits for the uncomfortable silence to make you leave it to it's humiliation.]
Stranger: Haha okay I'll leave .
You have disconnected.

[notthebatman.livejournal.com]

This is awesome. xD

[hulkkeysmash.livejournal.com]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyyyyyy
You: HI
Stranger: um... how's it going?
You: It's---it's fine. A good day for staying inside.
Stranger: I see. And where are you from?
You: New York. Ohio, originally.
Stranger: Ohhhhh. I'm from Los Angeles.
You: I've been there. It was a scientific conference, a long time ago. I didn't care for the heat.
Stranger: Ohhhh I see.
Stranger: Yeah I don't care much for the heat either
You: So. Ah. I'm...terrible at these kinds of things.
Stranger: lol it's okay. Is there anything you want to talk about?
You: I don't know.
Stranger: Have you traveled a lot?
You: Yes. I was in Tibet, recently, on personal business.
Stranger: Ohhh that's cool
Stranger: I haven't traveled at all because I have a fear of planes
You: I understand. I have many similar fears.
Stranger: Yeahhh. My mom has a trip planned to Paris and I'm trying really hard to get out of it.
Stranger: I feel really bad though.
Stranger: I just don't think I have the guts to get on that plane
You: I know. It's okay, though. Getting into the plane is almost as momentous as coming off of it. Just look at it this way: at least you aren't being kicked out of an airplane while wearing a straightjacket. (That was one of my worst days)
Stranger: Whoaaaa
Stranger: May I ask how that happened?
You: Alien invasion. I...promise that I'm not as crazy as all this sounds.
Stranger: Whoa.
Stranger: Ughh and that recent Air France plane crash is not helping my anxiety at all.
You: There are always other modes of travel. You could go on a cruise.
Stranger: True. Maybe I could convince my mom to do that for her birthday instead...
Stranger: Part of my thinks I'm totally overreacting and I'll be fine.
Stranger: But the other part of me is just completely terrified.
Stranger: *part of me
You: The fear is a natural defense. There's nothing to be ashamed of
Stranger: Ahhhhhh.
Stranger: This is probably going to sound silly, but sometimes I think, "I haven't done anything with my life and I don't want to risk getting on a plane and having it end before I could do anything."
Stranger: Sigh
You: One way to look at it, though, is that if you never take that step, will you have ever lived a full life? The risks are sometimes terrible to negotiate, but if you don't fight that inner monster, it will always be there in the back of your mind.
Stranger: True. I feel like it would be a huge accomplishment if I were to take that trip to Paris.
You: Some inner demons are more coporeal than others. This one can be fought. I encourage you to try.

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Oh my god this is still going. BRUCE IS GIVING A STRANGER LIFE ADVICE OH MY GOD