http://manslut.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] manslut.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] goshdarnspam2009-06-13 10:22 pm
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TALK TO A RANDOM STRANGER IN CHARACTER

POST THE LOG HERE

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PROFIT

BECAUSE THIS WAS A GENIUS IDEA ON THE DARE MEME

PART ONE

[identity profile] 400yearsold.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi,china,and u ?
You: What? So, your name's China or are you from China?
Stranger: from china
You: Ah. I'm from Britain myself. Lovely place.
Stranger: UK?
Stranger: m or f?
You: The one and only.
Stranger: i am man
You: M. You?
You: Never mind.
Stranger: are you girl?
Stranger: are u a gilr?
You: If I'm a girl then something's really wrong.
You: I'm a man and I always have been.
Stranger: i see
Stranger: how old are you,please?
Stranger: i am 23 years old
You: 29.
You: Not that much older than you-that's good.
Stranger: do u love little brother?
You: What the hell is taht?
Stranger: i mean the brother that is younger than u
You: Ah. I'm an only child.
Stranger: how much do you hate china?
You: Why would I hate China? I've never been but I hear it's nice.
You: How much do you hate the UK?
Stranger: Foreigners usually hate china,that let me thought all of you hate china
Stranger: i don't hate the UK,
You: Thankfully, I'm not your average foreigner.
You: And that's good that you like the UK.
Stranger: Do you married?
You: Oh lord. I was married, but it was a long time ago.
Stranger: you mean she leave u ,right?
You: She died.
Stranger: you mean she leave u now ,right?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: sorry sorry
You: It's alright. Like I said, it was a while ago.
Stranger: i have a girl which is in scotland now
You: That's nice, I guess.
You: Long distance relationships are a bitch, though.
Stranger: she might be died ,i guess
You: Wait. You don't know if your girl is dead or not?
Stranger: i have not heard of her for a long time
You: Ah. She's probably just forgotten to write or something stupid like that.
Stranger: all are possible,i will get someone others to instead of her
You: Here's some advice. If you want a girl, go for Americans. They're so easy. It's pathetic to get one in your pants.
Stranger: i do not like american girls ,they are not sexy in my eyes
Stranger: do you care about the north korea>
You: To each his own. My last girlfriend was American.
You: To be honest, I really never think about North Korea at all.
Stranger: there will be a big war on the earth,maybe
Stranger: i am worried
You: Oh don't worry.
You: This might be good.
You: Really, is it all that bad if humanity wipes itself out?
You: It'd give the earth a fresh start on life.
Stranger: maybe it has little business of UK,you are long distance from north korea
You: Stop war, finish famine, the whole nine yards.
Stranger: us ,south korea ,china will come into the war ,i think
You: Really...that's good.
Stranger: but may it is a chance to change china,china has a bad Social system
You: Tell me more about this war.
Stranger: i don't kown many either, just because the weapon
You: What weapon?
Stranger: Nuclear weapons
You: Interesting...tell me more.
Stranger: you see
Stranger: don't you know that north korea had nuclear weapons already?
You: I'm not much on current politics. I've been indisposed.
Stranger: i konw
Stranger: north korea is a Rogue states,the don.t care many things which is good for the world
You: Continue.
Stranger: they are dangerous for the country around him
Stranger: china,south korea,japan, we are in danger
You: So what would happen if Korea launched these missles? Like...what kind of destruction would it cause?

PART TWO

[identity profile] 400yearsold.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Stranger: nuclear weapon is so dangerous,that can almost distroy the earth
Stranger: so many country near north korea may care about it
You: Completely terrifying. Awe-inspiring, but terrifying nonetheless.
Stranger: north korea is a autarchic country,though china is autarchic too,but china is better than north,
You: So if someone wanted to destroy the earth, these nuclear missles would be the best way to do it.
Stranger: right
You: The question is, how did North Korea get the missles? I thought only the US had nukes.
Stranger: many country has nuclear
Stranger: i double some country helps north korea,i hope it is not china
You: Interesting...
You: Well, thank you for telling me this.
Stranger: thank you for listening me
Stranger: i mean listening to me
You: Well you're welcome.
Stranger: my english is not good
Stranger: i hate my english lessons,and the exam usually fail
You: Oh don't worry. Your English is just fine. It's a lot better than some of the people I know.
Stranger: there are so much wrong in my sentence
Stranger: thank you
You: You're welcome.
Stranger: i have to do something,and have to leave,sorry,we'll talk for the next time
You: Alright. It's been nice talking to you.
Stranger: me too,i love you
Stranger: byebye
You: Uh...bye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love how Adam spilled his crazy philosophy in the middle and the dude didn't even blink. xD

[identity profile] wictorwictor.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I KNOW. <3

My favorite bit is when he's grilling the guy about nuclear weapons.

[identity profile] molotovmartinis.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
LMAO yes, I started laughing at "would it really be so bad".

[identity profile] 400yearsold.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
This is why I love Adam. =D

Re: PART TWO

[identity profile] deadontarget.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
"me too, i love you"
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

[identity profile] 400yearsold.livejournal.com 2009-06-14 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
awkwaaaaaaard
satisfiedsigner: ([DS] I loled!)

[personal profile] satisfiedsigner 2009-06-14 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
OMG why such a creeper, Adam?

XD I'm amazed that conversation lasted as long as it did.