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LE POST DU PIMP
Oh shit Zero's pushing her shitty goth comics on the masses again!
The following is why, for the good of everyone else, I should get castmates. Because you can't say no to a redheaded psychobilly woman driving a car into somebody else's face.
First, you have to understand that Stiletta (the blond woman) is not only a witch, but a major antagonist who has been quite successfully Fucking Shit Up since issue 2. She has godlike power, no morals, and just killed a bunch of innocene townspeople basically for the lulz.
This is Dewey Dwayne Kelton (he's adorable). He just threw a backpack at her head.
This is Contessa Natalua Rubikov. She just drove a car off the roof of a diner and into this woman's face.
Okay, so Kelton's canon personality can be summed up with 'He likes Stuff', but I dare you to tell me a Tess would not be the most badass badassery to ever badass. I want one with all of my heart for entirely selfish reasons, but REGARDLESS OF WHAT I WANT, she would be really fucking epic.
Now that I'm done begging.
It has come to my attention that some of you have never even heard of the only good things Teletoon ever produced for people over 15. That's why the rest of this post is me pimping Clone High and Undergrads. CLICK THE CUTS MOTHERFUCKERS.
Clone High is 12 episodes of beautiful, beautiful whatthefuck. It's the story of the deep, emotional struggle of a high school of clones (attending the imaginatively named Clone High), particularly Joan of Arc, Abraham Lincoln, Gandhi, Cleopatra, and JFK. Okay, I lied, the closest it gets to real angst is ~unrequited childhood crush~, which is just adorable. I have seen every episode 12328473 times and it still makes me laugh. Admittedly, there is one major issue: there was supposed to be a second season, but MTV cut their funding, so the ending is kind of a huge cockslap. Like, it still makes me rage incoherently. But I forgive them, because the rest of the show is too damn good.
There's a robot bulter called Mr. Butlertron who calls everyone 'Wesley'. You can't say no to that.
For some reason the only streamed first episode has a montage to the entire theme at the beginning, but just skip it, the rest of the episode is in tact.
Undergrads is another 12 episode series, based on the creator's own college experience, only much, much crazier. It follows the adventures of Nitz, (dorky everyman who never wins at anything), Cal (accidental playboy with the IQ of a brick), Rocko (21st century Bluto and serial lawn gnome thief), and Gimpy (bug-eyed Star Wars obsessee who manages to harvest a following of geeks). It has incredibly frustrating love triangles, terrible, terrible jokes, underaged drinking, and surprisingly good music taste. The ending is also a bit of a cockslap, but slightly less so than Clone High. It's crass, unoriginal, and still one of my favourite shows in existance.
Okay I'm gonna shut up now. :C /is a bother
The following is why, for the good of everyone else, I should get castmates. Because you can't say no to a redheaded psychobilly woman driving a car into somebody else's face.
First, you have to understand that Stiletta (the blond woman) is not only a witch, but a major antagonist who has been quite successfully Fucking Shit Up since issue 2. She has godlike power, no morals, and just killed a bunch of innocene townspeople basically for the lulz.
This is Dewey Dwayne Kelton (he's adorable). He just threw a backpack at her head.
This is Contessa Natalua Rubikov. She just drove a car off the roof of a diner and into this woman's face.
Okay, so Kelton's canon personality can be summed up with 'He likes Stuff', but I dare you to tell me a Tess would not be the most badass badassery to ever badass. I want one with all of my heart for entirely selfish reasons, but REGARDLESS OF WHAT I WANT, she would be really fucking epic.
Now that I'm done begging.
It has come to my attention that some of you have never even heard of the only good things Teletoon ever produced for people over 15. That's why the rest of this post is me pimping Clone High and Undergrads. CLICK THE CUTS MOTHERFUCKERS.
Clone High is 12 episodes of beautiful, beautiful whatthefuck. It's the story of the deep, emotional struggle of a high school of clones (attending the imaginatively named Clone High), particularly Joan of Arc, Abraham Lincoln, Gandhi, Cleopatra, and JFK. Okay, I lied, the closest it gets to real angst is ~unrequited childhood crush~, which is just adorable. I have seen every episode 12328473 times and it still makes me laugh. Admittedly, there is one major issue: there was supposed to be a second season, but MTV cut their funding, so the ending is kind of a huge cockslap. Like, it still makes me rage incoherently. But I forgive them, because the rest of the show is too damn good.
There's a robot bulter called Mr. Butlertron who calls everyone 'Wesley'. You can't say no to that.
For some reason the only streamed first episode has a montage to the entire theme at the beginning, but just skip it, the rest of the episode is in tact.
Undergrads is another 12 episode series, based on the creator's own college experience, only much, much crazier. It follows the adventures of Nitz, (dorky everyman who never wins at anything), Cal (accidental playboy with the IQ of a brick), Rocko (21st century Bluto and serial lawn gnome thief), and Gimpy (bug-eyed Star Wars obsessee who manages to harvest a following of geeks). It has incredibly frustrating love triangles, terrible, terrible jokes, underaged drinking, and surprisingly good music taste. The ending is also a bit of a cockslap, but slightly less so than Clone High. It's crass, unoriginal, and still one of my favourite shows in existance.
Okay I'm gonna shut up now. :C /is a bother
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