[identity profile] hatesturbation.livejournal.com
H-hey guys, guess who's totally out of paid time and really can't swing internet money this month? I'd use an embarrassed icon but I can't access any of them. 8')

Sssso um! I guess! This is how we're gonna try this. If you want some arts in exchange for paid time, give me something to draw, and I will! Fanart, OCs, humans, monsters, robots, icons, I'll even ink/colour something you've sketched if you want! Once it's done, you can repay me whatever you think it's worth, no strings attached. A month, a userpic extension, two bucks in the paypal bucket, whatever you want! Seriously, anything is cool.

If you COMPLETELY REASONABLY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS what to know how I draw, you can check out the art tag on my tumblr, my deviantart, or I could dig up some old sketchposts if you want.

So... Yeah! Any offers directed here or to my email (birdslut@gmail) I would be very very much appreciated asdjfkasdf /;;\
expletives: (MISC: this will always be funny to me)
[personal profile] expletives
Hey guys!! Do you know what started up three years ago today? Do you? DO YOU???

8)

I made you a present!



Follow the link for superhero music C:
expletives: (PKMN: PLEASE GO AWAY RIGHT NOW)
[personal profile] expletives
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YE FOLKS IN THE GREATER MONTREAL AREA??

i have no idea how many quebecois are in this game anymore i am unsure what this is indicative of perhaps the fact that i have been on hiatus since forever1..........

this weekend is otakuthon!!! do you want the french website? I CAN GET YOU THAT.

come on guys i don't even have an art table to coerce you all towards this time!! i just GENUINELY AND INNOCENTLY WANT TO MEET MY BITCHES. i do have panels though?? COME TO THOSE THERE IS ONE ABOUT LESBIANS2!!! LESBIANS IN COMICS!!!!!!

i will be there and also icy and also some other oldbies! tell me if you are coming so that i can gently love you in shitty hick french.



1. nachos and 2. leah is a slut
expletives: (TFA: No Wasp you can't have my legs)
[personal profile] expletives
COMMISSIONS FOR PAID TIME. And also money if you have it I guess yes that. I have a few accounts running out of time on me, and I was wanting more icons for 'em anyway. Unfontunately, the budget's a bit tight this month, and I need a steady stream of income to support my crippling addiction to hookers and blow! 8) HERE'S HOW YOU CAN HELP.

Oh god how do I price shit I haven't done this in forevernjkasdjkfasdf /sobs into hands

EXAMPLES AND THINGS!!! )
expletives: (RANGO: I'm so fucking metal)
[personal profile] expletives
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS?? or i guess technically today huh i need to be up kinda soon to get the good shit now.

that's right it's FREE COMIC BOOK DAY.

'but zero!' you newbies cry. 'i have never been to free comic book day! this sounds too good to be true!'

well okay, it kind of is. you don't get to waltz into stores and pick up comics for free. BUT there are a ton of comics that companies put out for free for today as advertisements! so you get free comics, and these companies get new potential readers, and everyone benefits!

so tomorrow/today, go to your local comic book shop. pick up something you have never heard of, since it's free, and find out something new! hells, that's how i found out about some of my now-favourites.

AND THEN SCAN THEM IN AND REPORT BACK, BECAUSE EACH STORE ONLY LETS YOU HAVE THREE AND I WANT THEM ALL. ALL OF THEM.
expletives: (NWARRIORS: OH GUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRL)
[personal profile] expletives
Okay because I am COMPLETELY FUCKING IN SANE and also have something resembling free time again those applications I've been tinkering with might be coming of age soon......

Trouble is there's like five of them and I can't decide who to force on all of you quite yet............


[Poll #1734787]

WHO IS WHO )

SO UH I DON'T KNOW HELP ME OUT HERE
[identity profile] hatesturbation.livejournal.com
OKAY so I was trying to reach people via aim but it turned out to be basically impossible to get all of us on at once (and... concentrating on things other than laughing at sausages Leah) and then extra work hours and sick and other people had finals and ANYWAY. So I have to resort to a GDS post.

So this here is an organisational post for hating the guts of various trolls. This is mostly aimed at everyone hating Eridan but if you wanna pick a fight with a resident no-longer-grey child, you are more than welcome! c: Consider it open with a vague focus of loathing.

JUST GLUB )
dragony: (/endless staring)
[personal profile] dragony
Appropriate time-based greeting there, lavas and lamps! As many of you have no doubt noticed (and possibly cursed Soviet Russia for), Livejournal is having a very hard time doing its only real goddamn job, being sending us notifications of anything happening ever.

SO.

While no one will likely be notified that this post will go up,
ATTENTION DUELISTS:


You may:
*Use this post to contact each other and f5 repeatedly in one convenient location for any of your current ongoing threads
*Join us over in goddamnbatchat for closer to real-time interaction and
also to make fun of Leah, who Zero banned from the comms for a few hours due to Leah's constant dumbassery.

Also there will be cupcakes.
expletives: (PSYCHONAUTS: DRAMATIC RUNNING!)
[personal profile] expletives
Hello GDS, if you have a moment! I have been asked to pimp and pimp I shall. Just, you know, in case C&C wasn't taking up enough of your time, I've got another game to inform you of. Lolimod said it was okay.

DID YOU HAPPEN TO ENJOY MOST EXCELLENT GAME PSYCHONAUTS? YOU MAY ENJOY SIMILAR EXPENDITURES OF YOUR FREE TIME.


Ten years after The Meat Incident, things have long been what passes for normal at Whispering rock. Until somebody tampers with the Brain Tumbler, making it pull strangers in through the collective subconscious. Stripped of their former powers and suddenly psychic, no one really knows what to do with the new visitors - until camp manager Raz suggests making them into campers!

Now the new kids have to deal with learning to manage psychic powers, the vicious local fauna, the sudden rash of disappearances and the counselor's suspicious reactions. Not to mention the toughest part of all: getting along.

-
RULES | SETTING | FAQ | MECHANICS

TAKEN | RESERVES | APPLICATIONS


(P.S. - the 'house' sticky note image is always a link to the sitemap!)

Please keep in mind that a lot of the links, descriptions and info are still in the works, and will be tinkered with at least until opening. Have a look around, see what interests you, and leave some feedback if you've got the time! ♥ Thanks, gang.
expletives: (DIGI: Icy why are you so abusive sob)
[personal profile] expletives
So my friend linked me this. Sadly enough, I immediately thought of C&C. FUCK YOU LEAH

If we ever did a tournament like this ICly, I demand that Lust win.






That will be all.


-- Wait no, are LJ-hosted images totally borked for anyone else? :\a

ANYWAY. In this post, the most out-of-the-blue shit that can never fit ICly but you would wanna see happen just for the lulz.
expletives: (HTTYD: Woobie mode activated!)
[personal profile] expletives
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT. It's been six months, so Zero has that I MUST APP SOMEONE AT C&C urge again. And despite the fact that I have four apps currently sitting in my files, I still need to check in with these things.

DISCLAIMER: It will take me months to finish the apps, I might not actually apply for the character that wins, and I am terrified of failing too hard and might not do it at all. BEAR WITH ME I'M TRYING.

I KNOW IT'S LATE AT NIGHT BUT PLEASE VOTE IT MAKES MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER

[Poll #1557749]

WHO THESE FUCKERS ARE SINCE NO ONE KNOWS MY FANDOMS, AS WELL AS PROS/CONS )

ANYWAAAAAAAAAY not gonna lie, Jack and Mamiina are in the lead, followed closely by Karen, Toothless and Salem WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY DRAGON CHARACTERS THIS TIME AROUNDSFHASJDHFAKSJDFSDF

anyway yes VOTES ARE VERY GOODGOOD I LIKE THEM A LOT god i can never make decisions.
expletives: (DILBERT: HIGHFIVE!! ... Or not.)
[personal profile] expletives
After Hours


An open RP post without any zombies!
[identity profile] finchesenroute.livejournal.com
Photobucket

IT'S THE FIRST CAPE AND COWL PODCAST, YOU GUYS.

Toast told you guys this a couple days ago, but it's official: We have made an actual podcast of us discussing various acts of Cape and Cowlery, interviewing Zero, and also discussing various tangentally-related things as we go along. It's nearly fifty minutes, so here are some of the important things we talk about:

-Guy Gardner's plow service
-Finches mixes up her baby Batvillains
-Selina's herpes
-The podcast makes an official endorsement for the City's mayoral race
-An art contest
-Zero talks about how C&C got started; gives her opinion on leprosy
-We talk some shit about Gene Simmons' son

Download it here!
expletives: (C&C: time for picture books and fondling)
[personal profile] expletives
Good evening morning, GDS. As some of the veterans amoung you know, sometimes I draw things. Usually, they are hideous. Tonight, I continue that trend.

I wasn't going to post this, but it's 3:30 am and my judgment is skewed. Also, the day started off with Poolslide, I don't think I can beat that. Though goddam, did I try.

i am not cruel enough to go without a cut, however )

To make up for my sins, have a drawing of a happy (though fictional) puppy.

3:32:16 AM Icy: you better not say this was my fau
3:32:18 AM Icy: wait it kind of is
3:32:19 AM ZERO: /touches up if it will be seen by general public
3:32:22 AM ZERO: LMAO YAH
3:32:22 AM Icy: carry on
[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com
OKAY SO.

gimme a minute while i try to. remember my prices whatthefuck self

So I have a few accounts that could do with paid time of some kind or another, and UM I'm getting a bit low on money to throw around. SO I'M DOING ONE OF THOSE. ART FOR MONEY THINGS. LET'S CALL THEM COMMISSIONS.

STEP ONE: Decide you want me to draw you something BU
STEP TWO: Tell me what that is. WHO WHAT WHERE CHIBI/FULLBODY WHATEVER
STEP THREE: I DRAW A THING
STEP FOUR: If it is to your satisfaction I get some kind of invisible internet money reimbursement.

THIS is the example thinger I used at Otakuthon and I still. Draw that way so it still works. BU I'M NOT DOING INKING THIS ROUND I AM VERY SORRY BUT MY FREE TIME IS LIMITED AND MY WRISTS ARE UNCOOPERATIVE. For more examples, you can snuffle around this tag on my main journal. Though be warned, there is a lot of gay of some kind or another. :T

UM okay so! Prices umumum okay hang on. Uh. Ffffft when I have a table I usually do 5 for a full-body and 3 for a chibi but um THAT'S IN CANADIAN SO. I guess just. Order in bulk? :s GROUP SHOTS FOR EVERYONE!!

Also because I am. Really, really in the mood to draw Pokemon I'mma do a ~SPECIAL OFFER~. You give me a trainer (OCs are fine as long as I get a reference!) and three Pokemon and I'll draw the crap outta that thing for 7 bucks. c: I. I JUST WANNA DRAW CUTE MONSTER THINGS. no metagross please ETA: I JUST REALISED I DIDN'T REALLY GIVE AN EXAMPLE so here just so you know i can at least draw them chibified. I CAN draw them normal size I just don't have any examples. :s

TL;DR - Any character at 5 bucks per fullbody and 3 per chibi, or Pokemon Trainer + three buddies for 7. No inks I'm sorry /head in hands.,

Also I'm. Probably just gonna do the first five or so I am really forgetful and trail off on commissions :s THIS IS WHY I TELL PEOPLE TO PAY ME AFTERWARD OTHERWISE THEY MIGHT NEVER GET IT ALRIGHT
[identity profile] chewtoyoffate.livejournal.com
HFASJKDHFKDFokayokay I know everyone hates these and they're annoying but. I'm looking at three possible canon reviews, all of which would take a very long time and only one of which I can actually manage with the amount of free time I have. THIS WILL BE MY LAST POLL IN FOREVER I SWEAR.

This is not for Now. This isn't even for Next Cycle. This is for IN A REALLY LONG TIME because fjkasdhfksjdf SCHOOL and apps take me forever to write up.

[Poll #1480418]

Disclaimer: I may disregard this entirely and app Sheep from Sheep in the Big City because I'm just that big of an idiot.

THE USUAL 'WHO'S WHO' THAT COME WITH THESE POLLS )

FOR THE RECORD ANY OF THE ABOVE WOULD BE FROM POST-CANONS. For reasons unknown even to me, I usually avoid taking characters from mid-canon. ANYWAY. JUST SAYING.
[identity profile] easytochop.livejournal.com
This is how I give compensation for paid accounts. Zero, you asked for this. Everyone else, you do not ever want to read this. Anon who bought me that rename token, I have not forgotten you either! You are a good person and you should feel good.

AND GET IN GODDAMNBATCHAT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE

also feel free to ask me for an invite if you cannot get in yourself :)