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hatesturbation.livejournal.com

H-hey guys, guess who's totally out of paid time and really can't swing internet money this month? I'd use an embarrassed icon but I can't access any of them. 8')

Sssso um! I guess! This is how we're gonna try this. If you want some arts in exchange for paid time, give me something to draw, and I will! Fanart, OCs, humans, monsters, robots, icons, I'll even ink/colour something you've sketched if you want! Once it's done, you can repay me whatever you think it's worth, no strings attached. A month, a userpic extension, two bucks in the paypal bucket, whatever you want! Seriously, anything is cool.

If you COMPLETELY REASONABLY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS what to know how I draw, you can check out the art tag on my tumblr, my deviantart, or I could dig up some old sketchposts if you want.

So... Yeah! Any offers directed here or to my email (birdslut@gmail) I would be very very much appreciated asdjfkasdf /;;\

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY YE FOLKS IN THE GREATER MONTREAL AREA??

i have no idea how many quebecois are in this game anymore i am unsure what this is indicative of perhaps the fact that i have been on hiatus since forever¹..........

this weekend is otakuthon!!! do you want the french website? I CAN GET YOU THAT.

come on guys i don't even have an art table to coerce you all towards this time!! i just GENUINELY AND INNOCENTLY WANT TO MEET MY BITCHES. i do have panels though?? COME TO THOSE THERE IS ONE ABOUT LESBIANS²!!! LESBIANS IN COMICS!!!!!!

i will be there and also icy and also some other oldbies! tell me if you are coming so that i can gently love you in shitty hick french.

1. nachos and 2. leah is a slut

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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS, GUESS WHAT TOMORROW IS?? or i guess technically today huh i need to be up kinda soon to get the good shit now.

that's right it's FREE COMIC BOOK DAY.

'but zero!' you newbies cry. 'i have never been to free comic book day! this sounds too good to be true!'

well okay, it kind of is. you don't get to waltz into stores and pick up comics for free. BUT there are a ton of comics that companies put out for free for today as advertisements! so you get free comics, and these companies get new potential readers, and everyone benefits!

so tomorrow/today, go to your local comic book shop. pick up something you have never heard of, since it's free, and find out something new! hells, that's how i found out about some of my now-favourites.

AND THEN SCAN THEM IN AND REPORT BACK, BECAUSE EACH STORE ONLY LETS YOU HAVE THREE AND I WANT THEM ALL. ALL OF THEM.

Current Music: Muse - Time Is Running Out | Powered by Last.fm

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Okay because I am COMPLETELY FUCKING IN SANE and also have something resembling free time again those applications I've been tinkering with might be coming of age soon......

Trouble is there's like five of them and I can't decide who to force on all of you quite yet............

[Poll #1734787]

( WHO IS WHO )

SO UH I DON'T KNOW HELP ME OUT HERE

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hatesturbation.livejournal.com

OKAY so I was trying to reach people via aim but it turned out to be basically impossible to get all of us on at once (and... concentrating on things other than laughing at sausages Leah) and then extra work hours and sick and other people had finals and ANYWAY. So I have to resort to a GDS post.

So this here is an organisational post for hating the guts of various trolls. This is mostly aimed at everyone hating Eridan but if you wanna pick a fight with a resident no-longer-grey child, you are more than welcome! c: Consider it open with a vague focus of loathing.

( JUST GLUB )

Current Music: DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2010 (Don't Stop the Pop) | Powered by Last.fm

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So my friend linked me this. Sadly enough, I immediately thought of C&C. ~~FUCK YOU LEAH~~

If we ever did a tournament like this ICly, I demand that Lust win.

That will be all.

-- Wait no, are LJ-hosted images totally borked for anyone else? :\a

ANYWAY. In this post, the most out-of-the-blue shit that can never fit ICly but you would wanna see happen just for the lulz.

Current Music: The White Tie Affair - Candle(Sick And Tired) | Powered by Last.fm

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/uses boobie icon to get attention

Icy and Zero are working round-the-clock to bring you the most hideous sandboxes possible to sit in and throw your toys at the kids with cooties at.

And my sentences continue not to make sense.

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HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT. It's been six months, so Zero has that I MUST APP SOMEONE AT C&C urge again. And despite the fact that I have four apps currently sitting in my files, I still need to check in with these things.

DISCLAIMER: It will take me months to finish the apps, I might not actually apply for the character that wins, and I am terrified of failing too hard and might not do it at all. BEAR WITH ME I'M TRYING.

I KNOW IT'S LATE AT NIGHT BUT PLEASE VOTE IT MAKES MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER

[Poll #1557749]

( WHO THESE FUCKERS ARE SINCE NO ONE KNOWS MY FANDOMS, AS WELL AS PROS/CONS )

ANYWAAAAAAAAAY not gonna lie, Jack and Mamiina are in the lead, followed closely by Karen, Toothless and Salem WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY DRAGON CHARACTERS THIS TIME AROUNDSFHASJDHFAKSJDFSDF

anyway yes VOTES ARE VERY GOODGOOD I LIKE THEM A LOT god i can never make decisions.

Current Mood: /SCREAMS AT CHOICES

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After Hours

An open RP post without any zombies!

Current Music: Florence and The Machine - Cosmic Love | Powered by Last.fm

finchesenroute.livejournal.com

IT'S THE FIRST CAPE AND COWL PODCAST, YOU GUYS.

Toast told you guys this a couple days ago, but it's official: We have made an actual podcast of us discussing various acts of Cape and Cowlery, interviewing Zero, and also discussing various tangentally-related things as we go along. It's nearly fifty minutes, so here are some of the important things we talk about:

-Guy Gardner's plow service
-Finches mixes up her baby Batvillains
-Selina's herpes
-The podcast makes an official endorsement for the City's mayoral race
-An art contest
-Zero talks about how C&C got started; gives her opinion on leprosy
-We talk some shit about Gene Simmons' son

Download it here!

hitsthespot.livejournal.com

So, uh, Finches and I are doing a CnC podcast that is surely going to be knocking your socks off, but!

But

We need your help!

You see, we're going a "WHAT'S GOING ON IN CNC" section, but since there's only two of us and something like 300 of you, you can understand why we're absolutely sure that we can't keep track of everything that's going on.

Our solution to this seemingly gargantuan problem is ... to ask you guys to help us out c:

If you could comment here with a short recap of what's going on with your characters, we'd really appreciate it! No need to give us everything, just fill us in on one or two of the things/events your character's been involved with in, say, the past two weeks or so? It shouldn't take more than a minute or so.

Thanks so much guys! :D!!!

( Thank you pic spam goes here )

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Good ~~evening~~ morning, GDS. As some of the veterans amoung you know, sometimes I draw things. Usually, they are hideous. Tonight, I continue that trend.

I wasn't going to post this, but it's 3:30 am and my judgment is skewed. Also, the day started off with Poolslide, I don't think I can beat that. Though goddam, did I try.

( i am not cruel enough to go without a cut, however )

To make up for my sins, have a drawing of a happy (though fictional) puppy.

3:32:16 AM Icy: you better not say this was my fau
3:32:18 AM Icy: wait it kind of is
3:32:19 AM ZERO: /touches up if it will be seen by general public
3:32:22 AM ZERO: LMAO YAH
3:32:22 AM Icy: carry on

Current Mood: repentant
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sic-semper-trex.livejournal.com

I have 30 icon spaces on my delicious personal account. I have only filled 29 of the spots. This will not stand.

So.

Comments are screened. Post an icon you think I ought to have.

Tenth unique (not a dupe, not a combo post by Elle, etc) will be my 30th icon. And I will never, ever, ever replace it. Ever.

*waits for rain of dicks*

Current Mood: annoyed

stutterbird.livejournal.com

asdlkj

FIRESIDE MOD CHAT WITH MADDIE, LB, SARA, OLESIA, ZERO AND MARSHMALLOWS

GODDAMNBATCHAT

get in there, C&C. ♥

wannahearabout.livejournal.com

WANNA HEAR ABOUT A REAL HERO, GDS?

HIS NAME IS TARBOY, NOTHING LIKE YOU'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE

ohexplodable.livejournal.com

( You're about to view content that the poster has marked as potentially inappropriate for anyone under the age of 18. )

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[Poll #1428894]

So that this isn't an entirely pointless post; I found some DC-style My Little Ponies, including a Guy Gardner of all people.

ALSO. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO'S THRILLED THAT EUROPEAN COMICS OTHER THAN TINTIN ARE FINALLY BEING TRANSLATED??? Tokyopop's branching out in new and strange ways, including Luuna, which pleases me greatly. Marvel's doing a lot of Soleil's big hits (including D'Ythaq - LESBIANS IN SPACE!!!!!) and a good chunk of you've probably already read Sky Doll. Now I just need to see Trolls du Troy translated (honestly, I couldn't care less about Lanfeust) and I'll die a happy woman.

SO BECAUSE I'M CURIOUS. What titles NOT FROM ASIALAND do you want to see in English? Series that could do with a fandom, or you just want to read them in a language you're more comfortable with?

Current Music: Morningwood - Best Of Me | Powered by Last.fm

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SINCE I APPARENTLY HAVE A HAREM.

'Sup, guys.

Okay, here's the deal. Zero is poor and has no invisible internet money, so she can't make Livejournal love her. But some of you guys do. And Zero can maybe sort of sometimes draw things.

I apologize in advance for what a whore this makes me.

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

If you have the means to buy a paid account, you will ask for something. I will draw that something. If you like it, you will then reimburse me at a level equivalent to how pleased you are. FOR EXAMPLE. If I throw up a sketch and you don't really like it, you don't even have to buy anything. But if you asked for like five characters coloured, well, it'd be really nice if I got something in return? Paid, and a few extra icons, please? :m

WHAT TO TELL ME:
What character(s)
Chibi/adorable or Fullbody
Pencil/ink/colour

Warning; COLOUR TAKES ME A LONG FUCKING TIME SOB also I AM GOING ON VACATION ON FRIDAY YOU MIGHT NOT GET THESE UNTIL EARLY JULY. This is one of the reasons you should wait until I scan it for you. 8|

And this goes for pretty much any account I have (Henry really needs it, but Elsa does't, to be specific), so there isn't really a limit. I'm gonna do them in order, though, so the sooner you jump it the sooner I'll get to you.

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hatesturbation.livejournal.com - WELL DOESN'T THIS LOOK FAMILIAR
expletives - *SCREAMS AT YOU ALL IN BROKEN FRENCH
expletives - I AM TOO FUCKING TIRED FOR PROPER GRAMMAR IT'S 5 AM HERE
expletives - YEAH IT'S ME AGAIN IT'S BEEN WHAT TWO MONTHS OOPS
hatesturbation.livejournal.com - LET'S GO ALL THE WAY TONIGHT, NO REGRETS
expletives - /USES ABUSED WIFE ICON
expletives - DID SOMEBODY CALL FOR AN OPEN POST THAT MADE SENSE
expletives - YEP ANOTHER POTENTIAL CHARACTER POLL
expletives - SOMETIMES I JUST NEED TO PAY HOMAGE TO ROMERO OKAY
finchesenroute.livejournal.com - CAPE AND COWLCAST, EPISODE ONE: THE FANDOM MENACE
hitsthespot.livejournal.com - how's about a round-up, guys?
expletives - I AM TOTALLY GONNA REGRET THIS IN THE MORNING
sic-semper-trex.livejournal.com - GENTLEMEN! A DILEMMA!
stutterbird.livejournal.com - (no subject)
insourarmor.livejournal.com - Y'all bitches got me on a Star Wars kick
wannahearabout.livejournal.com - IT ALL BEGAN AT THE WATER COOLER
ohexplodable.livejournal.com - NOT AS BAD AS LEPROSY BUT-!!!
expletives - (no subject)
expletives - /PUTS ON RED LIGHT

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