[identity profile] omniscientdog.livejournal.com
hey guys, just making an early claim! meme spot's taken for tomorrow (which is now today, but just barely!) in the evening.

you may possibly know what this means already: if so, don't spoil the surprise. B)
[identity profile] omniscientdog.livejournal.com
Hey, guys. Anyone remember this account?

I'm snagging today's meme slot for later tonight, sometime between 9 and 10 EST.

Prepare your anuses.

....... And your tear ducts.
expletives: (HTTYD: Woobie mode activated!)
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HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT. It's been six months, so Zero has that I MUST APP SOMEONE AT C&C urge again. And despite the fact that I have four apps currently sitting in my files, I still need to check in with these things.

DISCLAIMER: It will take me months to finish the apps, I might not actually apply for the character that wins, and I am terrified of failing too hard and might not do it at all. BEAR WITH ME I'M TRYING.

I KNOW IT'S LATE AT NIGHT BUT PLEASE VOTE IT MAKES MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER

[Poll #1557749]

WHO THESE FUCKERS ARE SINCE NO ONE KNOWS MY FANDOMS, AS WELL AS PROS/CONS )

ANYWAAAAAAAAAY not gonna lie, Jack and Mamiina are in the lead, followed closely by Karen, Toothless and Salem WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY DRAGON CHARACTERS THIS TIME AROUNDSFHASJDHFAKSJDFSDF

anyway yes VOTES ARE VERY GOODGOOD I LIKE THEM A LOT god i can never make decisions.
[identity profile] omniscientdog.livejournal.com
Sorry to squeeze in between the wolf posts (mostly because I feel like I'm squeezing between Elle's great bulk on either side), but I found a little something that might deserve your attentions.


WELCOME TO HELL
[identity profile] omniscientdog.livejournal.com


I know you weren't expecting to see me again so soon, but frankly, you should just consider yourselves lucky and leave it at that.

I've always had something of an interest in time travel. Never wanted to try it myself - after all, there's so much that can go wrong. But once again, you heros have been given a higher purpose! My attempts to meld two parts of the timestream appear to have been successful!

So there's now not only your normal, 'gamecanon' selves wandering around, but now you've got to deal with these 'ten years later' nutjobs.

One small stipulation: past and future selves can not speak to each other. I talked to the lovely lady who assembled you all, and if two copies get within twenty feet of each other, one of them will be 'ported' off and away. If it happens repeatedly she'll send one of you home.

[TL;DR it's an open RP post that allows characters from [livejournal.com profile] capeandcowl and [livejournal.com profile] cnc2020, just don't talk to yourselves and break the timestream.]
[identity profile] omniscientdog.livejournal.com
Alright, you little monsters. It looks like through a combination of overzealousness and just plain being hideous, you've actually managed to break the 1 000 tag limit. Now, I took the liberty of deleting a few with 0 usage, so there's a little bit of breathing room. But with you delightful people at the helm, I'm sure it won't last long.

So here's the question: Should I also start going through the tags and deleting ones with only one use?

Pro: More room for being horrible. We'll be able to keep creating more tags as fiascos demand them.

Con: Some posts other than tagbombed ones may be lost to the ages. You'll never, ever find them again.

I guess I'll take different suggestions. Not like any of you could come up with anything useful.
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THE C&C DRINKING MEME


Because the old version never got updated and was too short anyway.

HOW ARE WE DOING THIS CRAZY THING?

ONE • Make a suggestion. Formatting should be as follows: "When X happens, take Y shots." For example, if we were playing for liver disease, you'd start off with "Every time Rorschach says 'Hrm', take one shot."

TWO • Because I know how hideous you people are, suggestions do not automatically make the list. I'll be picking the best slightly superior you should not feel inadequate ones and making the list from that.

THREE • Everything must be a meme, so feel free to react to suggestions ICly. B) Hell. Make your suggestions ICly. Spam canon is, uh, stretchy.

FOUR • C&C does not encourage underaged drinking, if you are itty bitty or something OBEY THE RULES YEAH? YEAH. But that doesn't mean you can't leave suggestions. Hells, I'm not even technically legal anymore, but I'm not actually planning on drinking to this derpderp. I just like lists. :c

FIVE • You can suggest IC OR OOC OCCURRENCES. Apart from the crazy in-game nonsense, I will also accept things like "When Ian is late to a meme, take half a shot."

SIX • HAVE SOME FUCKING FUN GO GO GO GOGOGOGO!
[identity profile] omniscientdog.livejournal.com
A-hem. If you're all finished spamming the lovely (and surprisingly vertical) Lust?

I can't help but notice that a good portion of you lovely people are not what we call in the business 'normal'. I mean this in the nicest possible way - what can you expect in a town that goes through what this place does in a month? You guys are in need of professional help. And I am nothing if not generous.

So, I've decided to let you common folk have a little piece of my infinite wisdom. For a limited time only, I'll be answering your deepest, most throught provoking questions. Or, if you don't have any of those, I'll also take 'Should I break up with him?'. Follow my advice, and you'll be on your way to 100% mental health in no time! For a fee, obviously.

And remember, there's no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people.