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goshdarnspam2010-04-29 02:34 am
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YEP ANOTHER POTENTIAL CHARACTER POLL
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT. It's been six months, so Zero has that I MUST APP SOMEONE AT C&C urge again. And despite the fact that I have four apps currently sitting in my files, I still need to check in with these things.
DISCLAIMER: It will take me months to finish the apps, I might not actually apply for the character that wins, and I am terrified of failing too hard and might not do it at all. BEAR WITH ME I'M TRYING.
I KNOW IT'S LATE AT NIGHT BUT PLEASE VOTE IT MAKES MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER
[Poll #1557749]
DILBERT; Dogbert: The cartoon canon. He's a two-foot tall beagle. He owns the fucking world. Is there a problem here? I still have no idea what his power would be but sob I have a PB so there's no issue there at least. He's infallible, haven't you heard?
DRAGON OF THE LOST SEA; Shimmer: Sob I know this canon so well but SIGH. CHILDRENS BOOKS FROM THE 80S ABOUT DRAGONS AND ORPHANS FIGHTING CURSED KINGS. A stuck up bitch of a lizard who will sneer at you about the size of your nose. Powers would be ILLUSIONS and CAN TURN SELF INTO A DRAGON SOMETIMES MAYBE.
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON; Toothless: Movie canon. I'm more than a little iffy on my ability to play him true to canon, not to mention LMAO DRAWING ALL HIS ENTRIES. But I know the canon inside out and love playing nonverbal characters, I might be able to pull it off? Powers would be RETRACTABLE TEETH AND SPITS FIRE as well as HAMMERSPACE FULL OF DEAD FISH.
NOTHING BUT BLUE SKIES; Karen Orme: No one knows this canon lmao. But whatever whatever SHE'S A N IRRITABLE CHINESE WATER DRAGON WHO ISN'T ALL THAT FOND OF HUMANITY. She's also British. Powers would be TURNS INTO A GOLDFISH, MAKES IT RAIN WHEN SHE'S UPSET, and POSSIBLY TURNING INTO A DRAGON.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN; Captain Jack Sparrow: I know his history backwards and forwards and he personality not TERRIBLY, and I might even be able to pull of the voice but oh god so clever why. I really want to play a scoundrel (even a stupid one), but I'm really not sure of how I could manage with somebody who thinks on the fly so much. His powers would be BEING INTERRUPTED WHENEVER HE SAID "REMEMBER THIS AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW", as well as ANYONE WHO KNOWS HIM WILL BE SLAPPED AT LEAST ONCE WHENEVER THEY TALK TO A WOMAN.
SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH; Salem Saberhagen: Yes. The cat. I don't know what I'm thinking either. I have no idea what his powers are but I really, really want to play him as a human being but without witchy powers and just TOTALLY BAFFLED ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF. How does he shot world domination, guys. 8(
SIMOUN; Either Mamiina or Morinas: SKY LESBIANS. From late or post series. Both would be very, very gay, neither would be officially any possible binary sex, and no one knows this canon so it sounds horrible I'm sorry. Mamiina is a tsundere who loves cleaning, being a bitch, and her ojou-sama. Morinas is a flirt who likes flying, making moves on her upperclassmen, and black men with tits. BOTH OF THEM ARE PRIESTESSES LMFAO WHAT THE SHIT ARE MY CANONS.
ANYWAAAAAAAAAY not gonna lie, Jack and Mamiina are in the lead, followed closely by Karen, Toothless and Salem WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY DRAGON CHARACTERS THIS TIME AROUNDSFHASJDHFAKSJDFSDF
anyway yes VOTES ARE VERY GOODGOOD I LIKE THEM A LOT god i can never make decisions.
DISCLAIMER: It will take me months to finish the apps, I might not actually apply for the character that wins, and I am terrified of failing too hard and might not do it at all. BEAR WITH ME I'M TRYING.
I KNOW IT'S LATE AT NIGHT BUT PLEASE VOTE IT MAKES MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER
[Poll #1557749]
DILBERT; Dogbert: The cartoon canon. He's a two-foot tall beagle. He owns the fucking world. Is there a problem here? I still have no idea what his power would be but sob I have a PB so there's no issue there at least. He's infallible, haven't you heard?
DRAGON OF THE LOST SEA; Shimmer: Sob I know this canon so well but SIGH. CHILDRENS BOOKS FROM THE 80S ABOUT DRAGONS AND ORPHANS FIGHTING CURSED KINGS. A stuck up bitch of a lizard who will sneer at you about the size of your nose. Powers would be ILLUSIONS and CAN TURN SELF INTO A DRAGON SOMETIMES MAYBE.
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON; Toothless: Movie canon. I'm more than a little iffy on my ability to play him true to canon, not to mention LMAO DRAWING ALL HIS ENTRIES. But I know the canon inside out and love playing nonverbal characters, I might be able to pull it off? Powers would be RETRACTABLE TEETH AND SPITS FIRE as well as HAMMERSPACE FULL OF DEAD FISH.
NOTHING BUT BLUE SKIES; Karen Orme: No one knows this canon lmao. But whatever whatever SHE'S A N IRRITABLE CHINESE WATER DRAGON WHO ISN'T ALL THAT FOND OF HUMANITY. She's also British. Powers would be TURNS INTO A GOLDFISH, MAKES IT RAIN WHEN SHE'S UPSET, and POSSIBLY TURNING INTO A DRAGON.
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN; Captain Jack Sparrow: I know his history backwards and forwards and he personality not TERRIBLY, and I might even be able to pull of the voice but oh god so clever why. I really want to play a scoundrel (even a stupid one), but I'm really not sure of how I could manage with somebody who thinks on the fly so much. His powers would be BEING INTERRUPTED WHENEVER HE SAID "REMEMBER THIS AS THE DAY YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW", as well as ANYONE WHO KNOWS HIM WILL BE SLAPPED AT LEAST ONCE WHENEVER THEY TALK TO A WOMAN.
SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH; Salem Saberhagen: Yes. The cat. I don't know what I'm thinking either. I have no idea what his powers are but I really, really want to play him as a human being but without witchy powers and just TOTALLY BAFFLED ABOUT WHAT TO DO WITH HIMSELF. How does he shot world domination, guys. 8(
SIMOUN; Either Mamiina or Morinas: SKY LESBIANS. From late or post series. Both would be very, very gay, neither would be officially any possible binary sex, and no one knows this canon so it sounds horrible I'm sorry. Mamiina is a tsundere who loves cleaning, being a bitch, and her ojou-sama. Morinas is a flirt who likes flying, making moves on her upperclassmen, and black men with tits. BOTH OF THEM ARE PRIESTESSES LMFAO WHAT THE SHIT ARE MY CANONS.
ANYWAAAAAAAAAY not gonna lie, Jack and Mamiina are in the lead, followed closely by Karen, Toothless and Salem WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY DRAGON CHARACTERS THIS TIME AROUNDSFHASJDHFAKSJDFSDF
anyway yes VOTES ARE VERY GOODGOOD I LIKE THEM A LOT god i can never make decisions.